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James and Lily hold their first dinner party as a married couple, and get roped playing a truth game. Involves erotic dreams, table dancing and Indian names.

Hermione and Ron start going out, and then along comes *cheer* *drum roll* Carmen and Joseph. Lovely twists of events....and lots of fluff! Will Hermione and Ron's romance continue even with a cute new boy and a hot Spanish chick? Not as bad as it sounds...And what about Harry? Does he get the girl or does Ron does? And what about Ginny and Seamus? Or do they just sit and laugh.... Read this!!

In the trio’s seventh year at Hogwarts, The Daily Prophet reveals the truth behind their sex life on an otherwise perfect Sunday Morning (H/R/Hr).

Umbridge likes Snape. Snape DOESN'T like Umbridge. At all. Whatsoever. When Umbridge starts showing more signs of insanity than the average toadlike pink fluffball, Snape begins to think that he would rather have Potter. Cameo appearances by Mr. Diggle, a flannel wedding tux, Dorothy Gale, and an old priest who needs some money to put food on the table. Read at your own risk.

Harry is the most popular boy at Crossroads High School, and Hermione is the complete opposite. But when he mixes up her mobile phone number with his friend's and they start chatting, will they fall in love? Loosely based on the film A Cinderella Story.

While in Potions class one day, Hermione suddenly must confront Snape because of some "troubles" she is having.

Told through a series of weekend breakfast time encounters, Hermione watches her two roommates get closer. Harry/Draco. Mentions Hermione/Ron, Draco/Ginny, Draco/Other, and Harry/Other.

A Draco redemption story! Ron and Neville bungle a spell, turning Draco and Hermione into rabbits. What happens next is normal for rabbits, but not for Hermione. It disgusts Ron, embarrasses Harry and changes how Draco sees Hermione forever.

Seventh year is so difficult for Harry that he must find a way to ease his workload by using an ancient potion. Of course, strange things begin happening at Hogwarts. This is a parody fic for The Firelight.

What exactly does one get the Most-Supreme-Head-Death Eater for Christmas? Especially for 12 days? Find out!

While Ron and Hermione are occupied doing *other things*, Harry wanders about the halls of Hogwarts. He accidentally bumps into someone who calls herself Mary Sue. A ficlet that gets revenge on the plot recker!

Harry is trying to study and annoying blonds that obviously have a mad obsession with him keep coming up and trying to distract him. Okay, just one blond. Mild Harry/Draco.

The boys are at it again! James has a vial filled with gas draft, Sirius has some itching powder, and... who turned all the owls green?

It's another angst-filled year at Hogwarts. How will Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny deal And why are the girls wearing mini-skirts?

Ron knows two things without a shadow of a doubt: Malfoy is an evil prick. And Harry? Harry is gay.

Sofia Baldwin has always known she was headed for New Hogwarts, what she didn't expect was her best friend having a mage for a mother, making friends with a Malfoy, and developing powers that seemed to be gone from the face of the planet.

Harry plays the fiddle and Draco is the devil... But what's different about that?

This is a complete short story set during the Philosopher's Stone year. The story covers several Hogwarts characters and how they are each touched by an unknown student who has a beautiful voice and whose songs means something different to everyone. This story is just short of too cute, and in just a little less sweet than a trip to Honeydukes at Christmas time. But I believe the ending makes the ride worthwhile. So read. Enjoy. Then go hug a warm puppy. Don’t let the puppy pee on you. I mean, don’t you hate when that happens?

Seamus, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Rita, Fred, Harry, Lavender and Dean show who they really love.

From the point of view of the Mirror of Erised, who isn't terribly happy with the heart's desires he has to see!

Basically, this is one of those new-American-students stories, as evidenced by my oh-so-creative title (if you think of a better one as you read, feel free to let me know!). I personally don't like the beginning, but it gets better! ;) The plot is two American girls are transfered to Hogwarts for reasons even they don't understand... and Hogwarts will never be the same!

If Hermione hasn\\\'t been attacked by the Monster of Slytherin (yet), why is she in the hospital wing? Since almost nobody knows about the Polyjuice Potion, extremely uninformed gossip suggests some answers. Set during CoS, this is a sequel to The Substitute and the Secret.

Harry and Hermione are finally alone and decide to have a heart to heart... with the author. Wait, I'm the author! How``does this work? Written before seeing the third movie.

Pranks galore! Romance guaranteed! A fic set in the time of the Marauders, Lily and a new character. What could have happened?

In which Ron announces, Hermione accuses, and Harry observes. Features Luna Lovegood, Clueless!Ron, Cluedin! Ron and a tangle of arms and legs. R/Hr.

A dysfunctional story of love, drunks, dead bodies, and knitting betwixt two equally deranged people named Draco and Hermione. Beware! Witty verbiage! Pill-popping Severus Elizabeth Snape! And kissing saints! Read, and your life will never be the same again.

Draco Malfoy doesn't usually wake up in a muggle school with Harry, Ron and Hermione. And what happens when he arrives at Harry's house, which is full of Potter books, movies and internet sites? Hopefully it's just a dream.

A nice fluffy piece about when Ron and Hermione first admit their feelings. Ahhhh...bickering and snogs...

It's the last day of the trio's Seventh Year, and Ron is a bit nervous about asking Hermione a certain question. Will Harry have the answers he needs? Or will he have to build up all of his Gryffindor courage to ask a simple (but important) four word question?

AU. The Marauders are about to face their toughest challenge yet, or challenges as the case may be. Their competition: fiery, cunning, and reckless, with no self-control and with the will and conscience to endanger others. The main problem – their competition’s at the terrible age of two.

When Remus Lupin, James Potter, Sirius Black and Peter Pettigrew first entered Gryffindor, they had no idea that they were beginning a tradition of pranking the school at the beginning and end of every year. However, by the end of seventh year they had a reputation to uphold.

"...there will be NO chapter called 'Lupin’s Papers' in book six, nor will there be chapters entitled 'Pettigrew’s Pamphlets,' 'Sirius’s Circulars' or 'the Pocket Crosswords of Severus Snape'." - JKRowling.com

Fan fiction for The Draco Trilogy. The wedding of the century is here and Harry can’t find a pair of socks. Includes most but not all of the following: Snape singing “Hooked on a Feeling”, speeches longer than the Gates of Hell, a prostitute named Nigel, Draco not drinking a Mai Tai, and ducky socks.

“DON’T TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY, MY BUTT!”``Ginny meets her future self, Virginia. And Virginia has some very interesting things to tell her....``A fantasy fiction of romance, humor and adventure that will appeal to H/G and Hr/R shippers everywhere. Very fluffy, some humor, and amour galore.

You can learn a lot about someone from their garbage.... That's where WTV's Garbage Diggers comes in! It's the show where we raid the wizarding world's garbage. Join Harry and Ron as they uncover secrets about witches and wizards in the wizarding world. Sit back and have a laugh.

49 grandchildren vs Molly and Arthur Weasley. Molly and Arthur begin to make their plans for a very BIG family Christmas.

This was an answer to a challenge by Priestess of Dan. It chronicles a day in which Ginny and her daughter bond over cookies.

Harry's Fifth year and things seem to start off well; (Remus is back to teach D.A.D.A.!) Albus' niece (an American) comes to Hogwarts to teach Muggle studies but is somewhat of a clash against the normal ways.

One Halloween in February, all hell breaks loose. Featuring CrossDressing!Harrry, Banana!Ron, DracoMalfoy!Hermione, Gothic!Hannah, an excessive use of parentheses, and a hell of a lot of pudding.

Dudley finds himself in a situation where he needs Harry's assistance. Should Dudley contact his cousin? Will Harry answer him?

Love changes people...people cannot change love. What will happen when Hermione tries to change for Ron? A R/Hr story with fluff.

A poor, mistreated blood pop from Honeydukes ponders the *eternal* question. :) He's been treated badly (lousy no-goodniks!) and he's not afraid to tell it!

Snape thinks he's a Grand Master at chess, when Lupin challenges him to a game and a bet on the side.

Fred and George try out one of their new products on an unintended victim. Nakedness ensues!

Hermione meets a guy over the internet and gets to know him via e-mail. She doesn\'t even know his name but she seems to be falling for him. She still has her crush on Ron but she\'s sure that this mystery man will take her mind of him once they meet....or will he?

The sequel to my very old fic, Don't Fall to the Enemy. It is the trio's seventh year. Hermione is dating Ron. Harry is happy and single, though some suspect he likes Loony Lovegood. With NEWTs coming and her heart belonging to someone other than her boyfriend, Hermione seeks salvage in her exchange trips at the end of term. She is lucky enough to get to go away to Rome, with the other (male) valedictorian. And who is that, but her ex Draco Malfoy? Romantic entanglements at Christmas have left her feeling guilty about her other relantionship. But her heart belongs to the Jerk, not the Weasel. who will she choose? Hot and smart? Or weird and... even weirder?

Dumbledore has just died, following the events after the hospital wing insodent Tonks and Lupin retire to McGonagall's room to sleep, but they do much more than that!! racy in bits, a fan fic your unlikly to forget, someone gets an eyefull!

Molly tells the story of a love potion she made as a girl. One-shot flufflet.

Continuation from "Maybe a Couple Times, to Be Sure." This time it's the guys' turn to think it all over. How much can Ron take? How much can Harry give?

Ron wishes he could be famous like his best friend Harry, so he could get thousands of girls screaming for him. But what happens when a spell he tries to perform on a certain girl to get her to notice him goes wrong and all of the girls at Hogwarts suddenly have crushes on him (except for the one he likes)?! I'll tell you what happens: A huge, GIANT MESS! Poor Ron! How can one guy have too many girls?!

Sirius has a secret fear. Remus has a cure.

Hermione Granger has a secret admirerer...and she is one too. He happens to be in a forbidden house, but that won't stop them from communicating.

Hermione Granger runs into Oliver Wood in the corridor and gets a lesson on offensive strategy. Smudges of O/Hr.

J.K. Rowling has grown frazzled from having every second of her life devoured by the menace that she created, Harry Potter. In a desperate attempt to end all her stress, she writes the very last chapter of the Harry Potter series.

A couple days after Graduation, Remus and Sirius further their relationship over a couple pints and a song by Stephen Lynch. A Remus/Sirius romance.

The author of the bestselling books such as "Grindelwald's reign", "Minister of Magic Devladin" and "The Feghlam Creatures" brings you the new edition of Hogwarts, a History. You won't believe how accurate this is.

Does Ron acutally get so many headaches like he says he does? Does he really sleep while everyone is down at dinner? What is Ron's dirty little secret? companion piece to "By the Woods" and "Draco and the Diamond Dogs." Implied slash and femslash.

Nymphadora Tonks returns home from a long day of working as both an Auror and an Order member, only to be confronted by her mother. Let's just say that mother and daughter don't see eye-to-eye....

It's Harry's third year at Hogwarts and Headmaster Dumbledore has an idea. What if, for one day, everybody inside the school walls would have to compliment, well, everybody inside the school walls? Imagine the possibilities... or don't, and read this fic instead!

A humorous insight into Harry Potter's world... What secret is he keeping from Ron? ````Does Ron have a secret of his own? ````Why is Neville's hair pink?!````Humorous... a fic for anyone that has every been embarrassed doing anything involved with a crush.....

Sirius, James, Peter and Remus decide to play a practical joke on Snape. However, when a key ingredient is changed, their whole plan changes! Read on to find out more!

Like many a Harry Potter fan fiction story, a new girl arrives at Hogwarts. But she's definitely not blonde. As our favorite trio of buddies enter their sixth year, Ron is crushing badly, Harry is distant and brooding, and Hermione is confused- until something happens that makes them all re-evaluate their priorities.

Upon learning that she will be Head Girl and James Potter Head Boy, Lily Evans writes him a letter. It's not a standard letter of congratulations, as is Lily's habit, or a letter proclaiming her love for James, as is his wish, but maybe, just maybe, there's hope for him yet...

Hermione has to knock a little sense into Ron after yet another of their famous rows. But it's hard to reason with someone who's mad. Especially when they're mad about you.

When Remus opened the door, he could smell something burning.

You hard-going fans of FictionAlley have all read it, done by the wonderful author Abigail Nicole, "Ask Moony." Well, now her generosity has allowed one of her beloved friends to write the long-wanted "Ask Padfoot"! Here is your chance to ask Sirius your curious questions about his secret life.

So Fred made his miraculous escape. What exactly did Angelina think of it all?

James Potter can be called a wizard. He has just turned eleven years old and is, unbelievably, one of the last remaining descendants of Godric Gryffindor himself. I could even go as far as letting it leak to you that he is his, the brave hearted Gryffindor’s, true heir. Our tale begins a just over a month before the start of term of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry, on James’ birthday. There he begins one of his most exciting adventures yet. He discovers all the secrets of his treasured school, and even joins the Marauders. He helps in the defeat of the dark alchemist Ersatz, and gets his spot on the Gryffindor Quidditch team as one of the three chasers. You are just about to be told the tale of James Potter...

Draco/Norbert. Humor, except when it isn't.

An alternate look of what could have happened if Professor McGonagall had overheard Draco Malfoy calling Hermione Granger Mudblood. After he refuses to apologize Professor McGonagall administers his first ever spanking.

Harry and Neville are questioning, and Seamus has all the answers. He is, after all, the ultimate gaydar. Will they take the test, and discover which side of the street they prefer to shop on?

Ron and Hermione get into a row (again!) but it causes them to reveal their true feelings for each other.

Lily comes home to find James behaving in an unexplained manner. Is he polyjuiced or does he have some mysterious plan up his sleeve? One-shot

AU of the Aragog scene from CoS. This time, what if they did follow the butterflies?

A political spoof of the Harry Potter series. Staring George W. Bush, Bill Clinton, Condoleeza Rice, Abraham Lincoln, Sam Brownback and vairous others.

The dangers of a bottle of firewhiskey, two very snarky men, and an few unsuspecting, almost-innocent bystanders.

Harry wants to know more about his deceased relatives. With the help of Ron, Hermione, and Ginny, they search EVERYwhere for any information about the Potters and the Evanses. Weasley's Wizard Wheezes (Fred and George, remember them?) come out with an new treat - what are they up to now? Harry finds Bellatrix Lestrange - what will he do with her? And, find out whatever happened with poor Sirius!

Here it is at last: A Death Eater meeting that will never happen!! It's a parody written before GoF, poking fun at various fanfictions' plot devices and strange romantic pairings.

The boys are getting bored, there's an essay due for potions tomorrow, and Sirius is feeling unloved.

Sometimes a taste is enough.

A little larceny leads Blaise into an interesting situation. B/Hr

Marcus/Oliver. Slash. What's a boy in love supposed to do?

George Moran, museum conservator, is pleased to have finished his latest job. But who wrote the Principia Paper? Who are R and W and S and J? What will this stick do if he waves it?

This summer is going to be different than the others for Parvati Patil. For the first time in her life, she is not the one grounded in the first weeks of summer; Padma is! Oh yeah baby! And she's turning sixteen! Woo! But oh yeah, she also has a secret admirer.

I'm really bad at writing these, but I'll try. I'm tired o fall the fics where James and Lily were always together, so I'm going for something different. Sirius/Lily

Rita Skeeter has returned! She turns into a beetle and goes ferreting (all right, beetling) around Hogwarts and gets many, many, many interesting quotes. Some of them are veeery revealing! What are they? Who said them? You must read to find out!

Welcome to the story of how Voldemort tries to take over the world in five days! Followed by rookie sleuths (Harry, Hermione) who pursue him with cliches at the ready! Full of bizarre comments, random characters, pink fluffy handbags and very weird stones.

Sirius is in need of a cigarette. Now. Or there will be trouble.

It's not as easy as Abracadabra.

Draco is giving birth to Harry's baby, and he can't control what he's saying...

Poppy works in the hospital wing. She likes the job... it suits her and all... but then the Potions Master falls sick and she's asked to fill his position for a day. The problem is that the only class she happens to have is the Double Slytherin-Gryffindor class...

Hermione can't concentrate. First Ron has to go and be kind and caring, and then Parvati and Lavender won't stop giggling. Just how desperate will she get for a little peace and quiet?

These are all filks based on the musical "1776", which portrays the circumstances surrounding the signing of the American Declaration of Independence in song. (Of course, events would have transpired a bit differently in the Wizarding World.)

Three weeks after the end of The Dementors' Kiss, Professor McGonagall calls Harry, Ron and Hermione to the Leaky Cauldron to collect their OWL results. Could this possibly mean that they've failed?

Remus is The!Man. He will always be the man. Don't mess with the man. In fact, Remus is so much The!Man that Sirius and James are forced to obey his every command. So are several other Hogwarts students. But how long will all the The!Man-ness last? Is life mearly playing a sadistic joke on Remus?

'Any wizard bright enough to survive for five minutes was also bright enough to realise that if there was any power in demonology, then it lay with the demons. Using it for your own purposes would be like trying to beat mice to death with a rattlesnake.'--Terry Pratchett, Eric A Harry Potter/Good Omens crossover.

This is what comes of spending too much time with three-year-olds. Ron and Ginny are at home on a rainy day, when who through the door should come? The Rat in the Hat, of course.

The Gryffindors lost a bet to the Slytherins. The Slytherins ask the Gryffindors silly questions, which prompts the other group to answers just as crazy as the questions are.

Severus goes to Hermione's relative's villa in Italy during the summer vacation to learn about the muggle world, and she _surprises_ him with ``more than her intellect. Tells of how he learns to deal with her vivacious family and finds that he actually knows how to have fun. Plane rides, pranks, dancing, festivals, traditions, trips to Lake Como, and more! Animals are occasionally thrown in to add 'spunk' to the story as well.

Ron escapes the Burrow for a moment in the summer and heads to a nearby Muggle town. There he joins up with a new friend, and has an *interesting* time.