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One of the greatest child's bedtime stories comes back with a little bit of fur, sheep humping and cross-dressing

Cedric Diggory's had some pretty bad days in his time, but he's never woken up DEAD before. Can Moaning Myrtle help him look on the bright side of afterlife?

The Marauder Era: Remus and Sirius are beginning to realise how much they mean to each other. James is still obsessed with Lily Evans and Peter provides some much needed comic relief.

"You'd have thought he was merely bored - asked if I'd finished with my newspaper, cool as you please, said he missed doing the crossword."``~Cornelius Fudge, Minister for Magic, on Sirius Black``On a lazy Saturday morning, Sirius, Lily and James attempt to do the crossword puzzle. Baby Harry watches.

A Tom/Minerva fic, chapters after the song LOVE

It was very late when I wrote this but I don't think that is an excuse...

Andrew Wells and Hermione Granger have been pen pals since the age of nine. They've kept in contact all of these years, barring a few months during the battles with the First and Voldemort. Finally, after fifteen years of overseas friendship, they'll finally be able to meet. What happens when they do? And how will their respective groups react when they find out? (Buffy: The Vampire Slayer/Harry Potter CROSSOVER)

Three decades after her days at Hogwarts, best-selling author G.M.Weaster (known in the wizarding world as Ginevra Molly Weasley-Potter) explains to a Muggle interviewer the inspiration behind her best-selling children's books...

The headmaster asks Snape a favor and out into the Muggle world he must tramp.

Terence Higgs likes drinking chocolatey stout, chatting with girls, and lazing about doing nothing. He dislikes blubbering idiots like Percy Weasley taking up space in his bar. However, Percy turns out to be much tougher than Terence expected . . .

Hermione's in St. Mungo's, Sirius is in Milwaukee, Draco is in a coma, and darn near everyone is in love in this... er... soap opera.

In which Dumbledore is tactful, Snape throws things, Sirius discovers hidden talents, and Remus has doubts. It's just another day for the Order of the Phoenix.

Draco Malfoy finds love in a bathroom, and Dennis Creevey finds love in an even more unexpected place. Can our two heroes find a way to live with their true loves, or will fate break them apart? A parody of Rodgers' & Hammerstein's classic musical South Pacific.

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Well, this is indeed from the desk of Draco Malfoy... and it ain't pretty. Apparently, he found this website and decided to bitch us all out. Here's his letter... yet another reason for you all to point and laugh at him! Don't you just love this guy?

The Marauders have an interesting discussion about what makes them pathetic.

The Wizarding World is turned upside down by a mysterious force. Harry is an evil mastermind, Hermione's a scarlet woman, Neville is a womanizing macho man and Voldy is suddenly scarily nice! It's up to JK Rowling to save the day... and the plot! WARNING: contains insane humor!

Welcome to Weirdo Talkshow! Join Mini, Patch, Tiny and Splat on an insanely OOC talkshow featuring SomewhatMentallyIll!Voldemort.

Harry is irritated. Harry is frustrated. Harry comes up with an EVIL plan. Harry carries out his EVIL plan. Harry's EVIL plan does not turn out the way Harry wanted. Harry is just a little confused... Why Harry Potter should *never* come up with a Brilliant Plan of Sabotage. Slight H/D slash.

When Tonks decides to bake cookies for Sirius, Remus places a wager that he can't lose.

A parodyfic in which Hogwarts is blatantly cloned into a stereotypical American high school, Ron glowers in existentialistic gloom, Flitwick coaches basketball, and Harry... tries to adapt to it all.

James learns two valuable lessons.

The adventures of Lucius Malfoy and his cane.

What do you get when you introduce characters from the Lord of the Rings series into the Potterverse? A confusing, hilarious mess filled with dark curses and jealous looks. See if Harry, Ron and Hermione can help Frodo get back to Middle Earth. And what do Draco Malfoy and Voldemort have in common? Find out in this silly, funny parody where Dark Lords abound and no one's quite sure who's related to whom.

This is what happens when you read too much fan fiction. It's not pretty. Rated R for language and blatant stupidity. You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll run away screaming. You'll ask to have my computer destroyed.

My take on Sleeping Beauty, while using and abusing the Harry Potter characters. Inn’t it fun? Ginny as the Princess, Harry as the Prince, and Draco is my way of giving the Grimm brothers a raspberry.

Sequel to Snape's New Look. Hermione has returned to Hogwarts, looking for revenge and a husband. Could the Hogwarts staff help Hermione out? Although there is no graphic sex, this story includes smutty humor and swearing, as well as mentions of homosexuality.

When George accidentally smashes the Snitch at a Quidditch match, the whole school goes into hysterics. Read it or George will smash you, too.

The 'real' story behind Harry Potter's adventures. Time Travel, Another Black, and an immense betrayal. The Dark Lord will be defeated, but at what cost? Trust? An Auror's life? An Ally's? Or will Harry and his best friend disappear without a trace never to be seen again? Find out? Eventual HPSS slash, and kind of AU. Rating may go up.

This fic involves the teachers and a game of truth-or-dare.

In the final chapter to Reuniting and Together, Hermione and Sirius go through a interesting period in their marriage...

Draco Malfoy is stuck in a hole and decides he REALLY doesn't like Green veges and the colour black- read to see what results from these stunning revelations!

Insanity, insanity. What a word. Draco loses a bet with Ron, and ends up paying the consequences with his sanity.

Quirrell's turban has been misused, and he's not afraid to tell it! I bring you another METMA rant!

After the Final Battle, Harry, Ron, and Hermione check into a residential treatment center for recovering superheroes. The clinic houses mystery patients, though -- and the Dream Trio just can't fight the lure. Heroes from other fantasy series join the fun.

Professor McGonagall gives counsel to each fifth-year Gryffindor. Here's a look at what each of seven redheads has to say.

The Marauder have a big booze up after flattening Slytherin in the Quidditch cup, unfortunatly, they wake to some horrific conseqences...

Hermione Granger; student by day, matchmaker by... er, day. She fixes up the most seemingly unlikely people. AND IT WORKS! Kind of.

Straight from the book of fables to your computer! Maybe there is a good reason why the actual book characters don't have scripts to read!

Draco and Hermione initiate their new home.

Ron found something during Astronomy class that he has to show Hermione. The discovery leads to discoveries of a different kind. Completely dialogue, and completely done.

Ron and Hermione and Draco and Ginny all go on a double date to Monte Carlo to celebrate Ron's birthday.

Thrown together again and again, who can say it isn’t fate? A fast-paced, dialogue-oriented, scene-jumping, angst-ridden, Draco/Hermione fan-fiction.

Minerva McGonagall must once again teach the sex ed class for the sixth years. Exactly how will it go? A fic for the Sex Ed Challenge on the Minerva Magic Thread.

Because Draco Malfoy is an oppressed little boy-- er-- man. Also known as `Draco's Foolproof Plan to Kill Potter Dead This Time.'

As Harry obsesses over beating Ron at chess, Ron and Hermione have a little chat – and maybe more. Ron/Hermione with a hint of Harry/Luna.

On a quest for hair gel, revenge, and a really good snog, Draco Malfoy, with only green M&M's to console him, begins to wonder if he has finally become too really really ridiculously good-looking. A ficlet in which Slytherins get crafty, though not as you might imagine, Hannah Abbot dreams of thongs, Ron goes pyro, Ginny saves the day, and in true Hollywood fashion, there are lots and lots of explosions.

James is a git, and he knows it. He blows his chance to ask Lily to the Valentine's Day Ball, then something 'magical' happens...

Doesn't it bother you when you want to ask the Harry Potter characters a question? We have a lot of them here! And the burning questions still stays open... is Lucius really gay?

There's more going on in that furry little half-Kneazle noggin than most people would expect. Crookshanks offers his unique style of commentary on being upstaged, uprooted and even upended. It's not easy being the head of a household. Especially when it keeps moving, changing and growing despite your best efforts to keep a paw on it...

What happens when you take Gryffindor know-it-all Hermione Granger and the Prince of Slytherin bad boy Draco Malfoy and put them in the same living quarters? Does this spell a recipe for disaster or maybe something more?

A momentary lapse in concentration leads to a stressful few days for Harry Potter.

Draco has lost a bet to Blaise. Now he has to honor it. However, Blaise has other intentions than just embarrassing the Slytherin Prince.

Lucius Malfoy has a run in with a rather... odd creature in Knockturn Alley. The poor, shexshay, blond bombshell of lustable, lickab...er...I mean, the poor evil fiend. Yes. Evil fiend. That's what he is. "Okay. That would be a big yes... so... are you ready to fall madly in love with me? I mean, it’s in the rules. You meet a self-insertion and you fall in love with them and they change their name to Mary-Sue. Everyone knows that!"

Harry. Ron. French kissing practise. Need I say any more?

The ladies of Hogwarts meet to wrestle with a directive from Dumbledore: "It is a Hogwarts tradition to always accommodate a member of the faculty."

Hermione is wakened unexpectedly one Sunday morning, and there’s a surprise in store for her. And she’s not at all happy about it. Well, at least not at first.... Pure fluff. Includes silk dressing gowns, smirking Slytherins, and gratuitous use of the word “canoodling.”

Harry, Hermione, Ron, Draco, Ginny, Fred, & George discuss how the fanon may sway the canon. Harry and Draco each manage to demonstrate some tried but true 'moves' on Ginny.

An Order meeting has two purposes - first, as a council of war, and second, to serve as a platform for Draco and Hermione's unique relationship.

James and Lily hold their first dinner party as a married couple, and get roped playing a truth game. Involves erotic dreams, table dancing and Indian names.

The memoirs, musings and meanderings of Malfoy Senior, written during his final year as a free man. Read all about his evil scheming, the train crash that is his love life, and his image problems (a Death-Eater's uniform is hardly the most attractive attire one could wish for, after all.)

Hermione and Ron start going out, and then along comes *cheer* *drum roll* Carmen and Joseph. Lovely twists of events....and lots of fluff! Will Hermione and Ron's romance continue even with a cute new boy and a hot Spanish chick? Not as bad as it sounds...And what about Harry? Does he get the girl or does Ron does? And what about Ginny and Seamus? Or do they just sit and laugh.... Read this!!

In the trio’s seventh year at Hogwarts, The Daily Prophet reveals the truth behind their sex life on an otherwise perfect Sunday Morning (H/R/Hr).

Umbridge likes Snape. Snape DOESN'T like Umbridge. At all. Whatsoever. When Umbridge starts showing more signs of insanity than the average toadlike pink fluffball, Snape begins to think that he would rather have Potter. Cameo appearances by Mr. Diggle, a flannel wedding tux, Dorothy Gale, and an old priest who needs some money to put food on the table. Read at your own risk.

Harry is the most popular boy at Crossroads High School, and Hermione is the complete opposite. But when he mixes up her mobile phone number with his friend's and they start chatting, will they fall in love? Loosely based on the film A Cinderella Story.

Told through a series of weekend breakfast time encounters, Hermione watches her two roommates get closer. Harry/Draco. Mentions Hermione/Ron, Draco/Ginny, Draco/Other, and Harry/Other.

While in Potions class one day, Hermione suddenly must confront Snape because of some "troubles" she is having.

A Draco redemption story! Ron and Neville bungle a spell, turning Draco and Hermione into rabbits. What happens next is normal for rabbits, but not for Hermione. It disgusts Ron, embarrasses Harry and changes how Draco sees Hermione forever.

Seventh year is so difficult for Harry that he must find a way to ease his workload by using an ancient potion. Of course, strange things begin happening at Hogwarts. This is a parody fic for The Firelight.

While Ron and Hermione are occupied doing *other things*, Harry wanders about the halls of Hogwarts. He accidentally bumps into someone who calls herself Mary Sue. A ficlet that gets revenge on the plot recker!

What exactly does one get the Most-Supreme-Head-Death Eater for Christmas? Especially for 12 days? Find out!

Harry is trying to study and annoying blonds that obviously have a mad obsession with him keep coming up and trying to distract him. Okay, just one blond. Mild Harry/Draco.

The boys are at it again! James has a vial filled with gas draft, Sirius has some itching powder, and... who turned all the owls green?

Ron knows two things without a shadow of a doubt: Malfoy is an evil prick. And Harry? Harry is gay.

It's another angst-filled year at Hogwarts. How will Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny deal And why are the girls wearing mini-skirts?

Harry plays the fiddle and Draco is the devil... But what's different about that?

Sofia Baldwin has always known she was headed for New Hogwarts, what she didn't expect was her best friend having a mage for a mother, making friends with a Malfoy, and developing powers that seemed to be gone from the face of the planet.

This is a complete short story set during the Philosopher's Stone year. The story covers several Hogwarts characters and how they are each touched by an unknown student who has a beautiful voice and whose songs means something different to everyone. This story is just short of too cute, and in just a little less sweet than a trip to Honeydukes at Christmas time. But I believe the ending makes the ride worthwhile. So read. Enjoy. Then go hug a warm puppy. Don’t let the puppy pee on you. I mean, don’t you hate when that happens?

Seamus, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Rita, Fred, Harry, Lavender and Dean show who they really love.

From the point of view of the Mirror of Erised, who isn't terribly happy with the heart's desires he has to see!

Basically, this is one of those new-American-students stories, as evidenced by my oh-so-creative title (if you think of a better one as you read, feel free to let me know!). I personally don't like the beginning, but it gets better! ;) The plot is two American girls are transfered to Hogwarts for reasons even they don't understand... and Hogwarts will never be the same!

Harry and Hermione are finally alone and decide to have a heart to heart... with the author. Wait, I'm the author! How``does this work? Written before seeing the third movie.

If Hermione hasn\\\'t been attacked by the Monster of Slytherin (yet), why is she in the hospital wing? Since almost nobody knows about the Polyjuice Potion, extremely uninformed gossip suggests some answers. Set during CoS, this is a sequel to The Substitute and the Secret.

Pranks galore! Romance guaranteed! A fic set in the time of the Marauders, Lily and a new character. What could have happened?

In which Ron announces, Hermione accuses, and Harry observes. Features Luna Lovegood, Clueless!Ron, Cluedin! Ron and a tangle of arms and legs. R/Hr.

A dysfunctional story of love, drunks, dead bodies, and knitting betwixt two equally deranged people named Draco and Hermione. Beware! Witty verbiage! Pill-popping Severus Elizabeth Snape! And kissing saints! Read, and your life will never be the same again.

Draco Malfoy doesn't usually wake up in a muggle school with Harry, Ron and Hermione. And what happens when he arrives at Harry's house, which is full of Potter books, movies and internet sites? Hopefully it's just a dream.

A nice fluffy piece about when Ron and Hermione first admit their feelings. Ahhhh...bickering and snogs...

AU. The Marauders are about to face their toughest challenge yet, or challenges as the case may be. Their competition: fiery, cunning, and reckless, with no self-control and with the will and conscience to endanger others. The main problem – their competition’s at the terrible age of two.

It's the last day of the trio's Seventh Year, and Ron is a bit nervous about asking Hermione a certain question. Will Harry have the answers he needs? Or will he have to build up all of his Gryffindor courage to ask a simple (but important) four word question?

When Remus Lupin, James Potter, Sirius Black and Peter Pettigrew first entered Gryffindor, they had no idea that they were beginning a tradition of pranking the school at the beginning and end of every year. However, by the end of seventh year they had a reputation to uphold.

"...there will be NO chapter called 'Lupin’s Papers' in book six, nor will there be chapters entitled 'Pettigrew’s Pamphlets,' 'Sirius’s Circulars' or 'the Pocket Crosswords of Severus Snape'." - JKRowling.com

Fan fiction for The Draco Trilogy. The wedding of the century is here and Harry can’t find a pair of socks. Includes most but not all of the following: Snape singing “Hooked on a Feeling”, speeches longer than the Gates of Hell, a prostitute named Nigel, Draco not drinking a Mai Tai, and ducky socks.

“DON’T TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY, MY BUTT!”``Ginny meets her future self, Virginia. And Virginia has some very interesting things to tell her....``A fantasy fiction of romance, humor and adventure that will appeal to H/G and Hr/R shippers everywhere. Very fluffy, some humor, and amour galore.

You can learn a lot about someone from their garbage.... That's where WTV's Garbage Diggers comes in! It's the show where we raid the wizarding world's garbage. Join Harry and Ron as they uncover secrets about witches and wizards in the wizarding world. Sit back and have a laugh.

49 grandchildren vs Molly and Arthur Weasley. Molly and Arthur begin to make their plans for a very BIG family Christmas.

This was an answer to a challenge by Priestess of Dan. It chronicles a day in which Ginny and her daughter bond over cookies.

Harry's Fifth year and things seem to start off well; (Remus is back to teach D.A.D.A.!) Albus' niece (an American) comes to Hogwarts to teach Muggle studies but is somewhat of a clash against the normal ways.

One Halloween in February, all hell breaks loose. Featuring CrossDressing!Harrry, Banana!Ron, DracoMalfoy!Hermione, Gothic!Hannah, an excessive use of parentheses, and a hell of a lot of pudding.

Fred and George try out one of their new products on an unintended victim. Nakedness ensues!