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JK Rowling retires for a little while and the characters are stuck with a VERY STRANGE author. But things don't go out the way she planned...

Ever wondered what Harry Potter and his pals would say if they could read fan fiction? That's right, they'd probably sue for defamation of character. And just to ensure that event never happens, I have penned a letter for them that outlines precisely why we fan fiction writers are so unbearably cruel to them...

Aberforth Dumbledore's goats had their fair share of mishaps too, possibly even as magnificent as the fabled Harry Potter's! From discussions on just why Aberforth chased his goats in the field all day to bucking off angry fire-heads, Aberforth's goats led an incredible life.

Sir Cadogan has watched his love from afar so many years. Finally he can take it no more, and he gathers courage, flowers, and all his eloquence to go knocking at her chamber door.

A companion fic to Kyizi's "Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic", telling the story from Remus Lupin and Harry Potter's points of view. If you like "Every Little Thing," you'll probably like this.

It's Christmas time and to honour this Draco made Ron a present. There is only one problem, Ron really likes it!

Sirius's late-night adventures become, suddenly, more trouble than they're worth. Implied slash...but that's not the squicky part. You have been warned.

Draco placed a shaky hand on his former professor's shoulder and was surprised by its warmth. He was even more surprised by the reaction it had on his heartbeat...

A humourous, but dramatic anti-HG and anti-Molly fanfic. A manipulative Molly has taught Ginny at a young age of her sole purpose in life: Seduce and entrap Harry Potter. It's Ginny's first year and she's started her task. She won't fail. She has many problems, like competition, school and the Chamber of Secrets, but it seems that nothing, not even death, can divert her from her goal.

Seven Hogwarts students are afflicted with the seven deadly sins. Oh, the torment! Featuring Draco/coffee as the main ship. Seriously.

Harry finds a black box which HE thinks is a Karaoke box ... chaos abound when the Gryffindor boys decide to hold a Karaoke Night in their dorm! ``WARNING: May contain pink fluffy bunnies.

The early hours in the Black household, set many years ahead in the "Interwoven" universe. AU, for reasons that will shortly become obvious.

And before Harry could defended himself, Malfoy had spat angrily, "Well, damn your t00by woes, Potter." A look into the t00by thoughts of Harry Potter. Humour and implied H/D slash.

This is a kissing fic. It's a Draco/Avocado kissing fic. It's a Draco/Avocado kissing slashfic, and the very worst sort at that.

What happened between the time Sirius arrived at Remus's and the time he left to contact the old crowd? Written Pre-OotP

The wedding of Pansy Parkinson to Lavender Brown, which could be the society wedding of the year.

First he captured her, spiriting her away to the only place neither side could get to her. And then he captured her heart. With only a small bit of help from a tiny house-elf named Plink.

Dreadful misunderstanding between Minister of Magic from abroad and pair of two eternal enemies... with horrible consequences... or maybe not so bad?

How many times, while you were reading Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, did you want to smack Umbridge? Well, for every time in Order of the Pheonix when this happened, I decided to write my own version of events. Like instead of walking away, Harry beats the crap out of the toad lady. I know if some of these things actually happened, it would ruin the plot... I was just having a bit of fun...

A question has been on the minds of Harry Potter fans everywhere: How will Harry defeat Voldemort? Looking for a theory that's completely illogical, totally improbable, and just plain silly? Here it is.

One of the greatest child's bedtime stories comes back with a little bit of fur, sheep humping and cross-dressing

Cedric Diggory's had some pretty bad days in his time, but he's never woken up DEAD before. Can Moaning Myrtle help him look on the bright side of afterlife?

The Marauder Era: Remus and Sirius are beginning to realise how much they mean to each other. James is still obsessed with Lily Evans and Peter provides some much needed comic relief.

"You'd have thought he was merely bored - asked if I'd finished with my newspaper, cool as you please, said he missed doing the crossword."``~Cornelius Fudge, Minister for Magic, on Sirius Black``On a lazy Saturday morning, Sirius, Lily and James attempt to do the crossword puzzle. Baby Harry watches.

It was very late when I wrote this but I don't think that is an excuse...

A Tom/Minerva fic, chapters after the song LOVE

Three decades after her days at Hogwarts, best-selling author G.M.Weaster (known in the wizarding world as Ginevra Molly Weasley-Potter) explains to a Muggle interviewer the inspiration behind her best-selling children's books...

Andrew Wells and Hermione Granger have been pen pals since the age of nine. They've kept in contact all of these years, barring a few months during the battles with the First and Voldemort. Finally, after fifteen years of overseas friendship, they'll finally be able to meet. What happens when they do? And how will their respective groups react when they find out? (Buffy: The Vampire Slayer/Harry Potter CROSSOVER)

The headmaster asks Snape a favor and out into the Muggle world he must tramp.

Terence Higgs likes drinking chocolatey stout, chatting with girls, and lazing about doing nothing. He dislikes blubbering idiots like Percy Weasley taking up space in his bar. However, Percy turns out to be much tougher than Terence expected . . .

In which Dumbledore is tactful, Snape throws things, Sirius discovers hidden talents, and Remus has doubts. It's just another day for the Order of the Phoenix.

Hermione's in St. Mungo's, Sirius is in Milwaukee, Draco is in a coma, and darn near everyone is in love in this... er... soap opera.

Draco Malfoy finds love in a bathroom, and Dennis Creevey finds love in an even more unexpected place. Can our two heroes find a way to live with their true loves, or will fate break them apart? A parody of Rodgers' & Hammerstein's classic musical South Pacific.

Well, this is indeed from the desk of Draco Malfoy... and it ain't pretty. Apparently, he found this website and decided to bitch us all out. Here's his letter... yet another reason for you all to point and laugh at him! Don't you just love this guy?

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The Wizarding World is turned upside down by a mysterious force. Harry is an evil mastermind, Hermione's a scarlet woman, Neville is a womanizing macho man and Voldy is suddenly scarily nice! It's up to JK Rowling to save the day... and the plot! WARNING: contains insane humor!

The Marauders have an interesting discussion about what makes them pathetic.

Welcome to Weirdo Talkshow! Join Mini, Patch, Tiny and Splat on an insanely OOC talkshow featuring SomewhatMentallyIll!Voldemort.

Harry is irritated. Harry is frustrated. Harry comes up with an EVIL plan. Harry carries out his EVIL plan. Harry's EVIL plan does not turn out the way Harry wanted. Harry is just a little confused... Why Harry Potter should *never* come up with a Brilliant Plan of Sabotage. Slight H/D slash.

A parodyfic in which Hogwarts is blatantly cloned into a stereotypical American high school, Ron glowers in existentialistic gloom, Flitwick coaches basketball, and Harry... tries to adapt to it all.

When Tonks decides to bake cookies for Sirius, Remus places a wager that he can't lose.

James learns two valuable lessons.

The adventures of Lucius Malfoy and his cane.

What do you get when you introduce characters from the Lord of the Rings series into the Potterverse? A confusing, hilarious mess filled with dark curses and jealous looks. See if Harry, Ron and Hermione can help Frodo get back to Middle Earth. And what do Draco Malfoy and Voldemort have in common? Find out in this silly, funny parody where Dark Lords abound and no one's quite sure who's related to whom.

My take on Sleeping Beauty, while using and abusing the Harry Potter characters. Inn’t it fun? Ginny as the Princess, Harry as the Prince, and Draco is my way of giving the Grimm brothers a raspberry.

This is what happens when you read too much fan fiction. It's not pretty. Rated R for language and blatant stupidity. You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll run away screaming. You'll ask to have my computer destroyed.

Sequel to Snape's New Look. Hermione has returned to Hogwarts, looking for revenge and a husband. Could the Hogwarts staff help Hermione out? Although there is no graphic sex, this story includes smutty humor and swearing, as well as mentions of homosexuality.

In the final chapter to Reuniting and Together, Hermione and Sirius go through a interesting period in their marriage...

The 'real' story behind Harry Potter's adventures. Time Travel, Another Black, and an immense betrayal. The Dark Lord will be defeated, but at what cost? Trust? An Auror's life? An Ally's? Or will Harry and his best friend disappear without a trace never to be seen again? Find out? Eventual HPSS slash, and kind of AU. Rating may go up.

When George accidentally smashes the Snitch at a Quidditch match, the whole school goes into hysterics. Read it or George will smash you, too.

This fic involves the teachers and a game of truth-or-dare.

Draco Malfoy is stuck in a hole and decides he REALLY doesn't like Green veges and the colour black- read to see what results from these stunning revelations!

Insanity, insanity. What a word. Draco loses a bet with Ron, and ends up paying the consequences with his sanity.

After the Final Battle, Harry, Ron, and Hermione check into a residential treatment center for recovering superheroes. The clinic houses mystery patients, though -- and the Dream Trio just can't fight the lure. Heroes from other fantasy series join the fun.

Professor McGonagall gives counsel to each fifth-year Gryffindor. Here's a look at what each of seven redheads has to say.

Quirrell's turban has been misused, and he's not afraid to tell it! I bring you another METMA rant!

The Marauder have a big booze up after flattening Slytherin in the Quidditch cup, unfortunatly, they wake to some horrific conseqences...

Hermione Granger; student by day, matchmaker by... er, day. She fixes up the most seemingly unlikely people. AND IT WORKS! Kind of.

Straight from the book of fables to your computer! Maybe there is a good reason why the actual book characters don't have scripts to read!

Draco and Hermione initiate their new home.

Ron found something during Astronomy class that he has to show Hermione. The discovery leads to discoveries of a different kind. Completely dialogue, and completely done.

Ron and Hermione and Draco and Ginny all go on a double date to Monte Carlo to celebrate Ron's birthday.

Because Draco Malfoy is an oppressed little boy-- er-- man. Also known as `Draco's Foolproof Plan to Kill Potter Dead This Time.'

Thrown together again and again, who can say it isn’t fate? A fast-paced, dialogue-oriented, scene-jumping, angst-ridden, Draco/Hermione fan-fiction.

As Harry obsesses over beating Ron at chess, Ron and Hermione have a little chat – and maybe more. Ron/Hermione with a hint of Harry/Luna.

Minerva McGonagall must once again teach the sex ed class for the sixth years. Exactly how will it go? A fic for the Sex Ed Challenge on the Minerva Magic Thread.

On a quest for hair gel, revenge, and a really good snog, Draco Malfoy, with only green M&M's to console him, begins to wonder if he has finally become too really really ridiculously good-looking. A ficlet in which Slytherins get crafty, though not as you might imagine, Hannah Abbot dreams of thongs, Ron goes pyro, Ginny saves the day, and in true Hollywood fashion, there are lots and lots of explosions.

James is a git, and he knows it. He blows his chance to ask Lily to the Valentine's Day Ball, then something 'magical' happens...

Doesn't it bother you when you want to ask the Harry Potter characters a question? We have a lot of them here! And the burning questions still stays open... is Lucius really gay?

A momentary lapse in concentration leads to a stressful few days for Harry Potter.

What happens when you take Gryffindor know-it-all Hermione Granger and the Prince of Slytherin bad boy Draco Malfoy and put them in the same living quarters? Does this spell a recipe for disaster or maybe something more?

There's more going on in that furry little half-Kneazle noggin than most people would expect. Crookshanks offers his unique style of commentary on being upstaged, uprooted and even upended. It's not easy being the head of a household. Especially when it keeps moving, changing and growing despite your best efforts to keep a paw on it...

Draco has lost a bet to Blaise. Now he has to honor it. However, Blaise has other intentions than just embarrassing the Slytherin Prince.

Lucius Malfoy has a run in with a rather... odd creature in Knockturn Alley. The poor, shexshay, blond bombshell of lustable, lickab...er...I mean, the poor evil fiend. Yes. Evil fiend. That's what he is. "Okay. That would be a big yes... so... are you ready to fall madly in love with me? I mean, it’s in the rules. You meet a self-insertion and you fall in love with them and they change their name to Mary-Sue. Everyone knows that!"

Harry. Ron. French kissing practise. Need I say any more?

The ladies of Hogwarts meet to wrestle with a directive from Dumbledore: "It is a Hogwarts tradition to always accommodate a member of the faculty."

Hermione is wakened unexpectedly one Sunday morning, and there’s a surprise in store for her. And she’s not at all happy about it. Well, at least not at first.... Pure fluff. Includes silk dressing gowns, smirking Slytherins, and gratuitous use of the word “canoodling.”

Harry, Hermione, Ron, Draco, Ginny, Fred, & George discuss how the fanon may sway the canon. Harry and Draco each manage to demonstrate some tried but true 'moves' on Ginny.

An Order meeting has two purposes - first, as a council of war, and second, to serve as a platform for Draco and Hermione's unique relationship.

The memoirs, musings and meanderings of Malfoy Senior, written during his final year as a free man. Read all about his evil scheming, the train crash that is his love life, and his image problems (a Death-Eater's uniform is hardly the most attractive attire one could wish for, after all.)

James and Lily hold their first dinner party as a married couple, and get roped playing a truth game. Involves erotic dreams, table dancing and Indian names.

Hermione and Ron start going out, and then along comes *cheer* *drum roll* Carmen and Joseph. Lovely twists of events....and lots of fluff! Will Hermione and Ron's romance continue even with a cute new boy and a hot Spanish chick? Not as bad as it sounds...And what about Harry? Does he get the girl or does Ron does? And what about Ginny and Seamus? Or do they just sit and laugh.... Read this!!

In the trio’s seventh year at Hogwarts, The Daily Prophet reveals the truth behind their sex life on an otherwise perfect Sunday Morning (H/R/Hr).

Umbridge likes Snape. Snape DOESN'T like Umbridge. At all. Whatsoever. When Umbridge starts showing more signs of insanity than the average toadlike pink fluffball, Snape begins to think that he would rather have Potter. Cameo appearances by Mr. Diggle, a flannel wedding tux, Dorothy Gale, and an old priest who needs some money to put food on the table. Read at your own risk.

Harry is the most popular boy at Crossroads High School, and Hermione is the complete opposite. But when he mixes up her mobile phone number with his friend's and they start chatting, will they fall in love? Loosely based on the film A Cinderella Story.

While in Potions class one day, Hermione suddenly must confront Snape because of some "troubles" she is having.

Told through a series of weekend breakfast time encounters, Hermione watches her two roommates get closer. Harry/Draco. Mentions Hermione/Ron, Draco/Ginny, Draco/Other, and Harry/Other.

A Draco redemption story! Ron and Neville bungle a spell, turning Draco and Hermione into rabbits. What happens next is normal for rabbits, but not for Hermione. It disgusts Ron, embarrasses Harry and changes how Draco sees Hermione forever.

Seventh year is so difficult for Harry that he must find a way to ease his workload by using an ancient potion. Of course, strange things begin happening at Hogwarts. This is a parody fic for The Firelight.

While Ron and Hermione are occupied doing *other things*, Harry wanders about the halls of Hogwarts. He accidentally bumps into someone who calls herself Mary Sue. A ficlet that gets revenge on the plot recker!

What exactly does one get the Most-Supreme-Head-Death Eater for Christmas? Especially for 12 days? Find out!

The boys are at it again! James has a vial filled with gas draft, Sirius has some itching powder, and... who turned all the owls green?

Harry is trying to study and annoying blonds that obviously have a mad obsession with him keep coming up and trying to distract him. Okay, just one blond. Mild Harry/Draco.

It's another angst-filled year at Hogwarts. How will Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny deal And why are the girls wearing mini-skirts?

Harry plays the fiddle and Draco is the devil... But what's different about that?

Sofia Baldwin has always known she was headed for New Hogwarts, what she didn't expect was her best friend having a mage for a mother, making friends with a Malfoy, and developing powers that seemed to be gone from the face of the planet.

Ron knows two things without a shadow of a doubt: Malfoy is an evil prick. And Harry? Harry is gay.

This is a complete short story set during the Philosopher's Stone year. The story covers several Hogwarts characters and how they are each touched by an unknown student who has a beautiful voice and whose songs means something different to everyone. This story is just short of too cute, and in just a little less sweet than a trip to Honeydukes at Christmas time. But I believe the ending makes the ride worthwhile. So read. Enjoy. Then go hug a warm puppy. Don’t let the puppy pee on you. I mean, don’t you hate when that happens?

Seamus, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Rita, Fred, Harry, Lavender and Dean show who they really love.

From the point of view of the Mirror of Erised, who isn't terribly happy with the heart's desires he has to see!