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Harry and Ron left Hermione behind on the Horcrux Hunt. She helped them anyway. They threw her into Azkaban. She escaped. Ten years later, they believe she was innocent. They'd like forgiveness. She'd like to destroy their society. "The pureblood Mudbrains think that Mudbloods should be kept out of Magical Society. They make a good point. Why on earth would we want to be part of it? Magical Society in Britain is like a dirty little pond contaminated with the excrement of the inbred three-eyed fish living in it.. Why would healthy fish like us want to swim and choke in it?" -- page 35, I'd rather be a Mudblood than a Mudbrain, by H. J. Granger

Blaise Zabini (female) catches Seamus Finnigan clad only in a towel. A battle of the wits ensues and Seamus ends up toweless. ````Featuring towel!Seamus, (and not-so-towel!Seamus) as well as bitch!Blaise.

Harry Potter/Batman crossover! Harry Potter is kidnapped by the Joker--need I say more? Who will save the boy-who-lived? Find out next time; same time, same place.

Snape and McGonagall attempt to revive the Dueling Club at Hogwarts.

Vague Tom/Ginny feel to it. Ginny and Myrtle talk about a very suductive Poison: Tom M. Riddle.

Harry takes Hermione along with him to the Dursleys' after the final defeat of Voldemort at the end of their seventh year.

COMPLETE. After Lily's roommate convinces their Charms class to participate in a friendly Secret Santa gift exchange, Lily starts to receive surprising presents from an anonymous source. One-Shot.

Sirius Black is eighteen. That is good. He's just graduated from Hogwarts. That is good, too. He has recently been married. That is worse. He is going to have a baby. That is the worst thing possible! SBOC

Ginny and Draco have had really bad days, can they make everything better? This is a songfic to Kylie Minogue's song Love At First Sight, and it features a guest appearance by Viktor Krum in this teen romance.

Lily Potter doesn't like her middle name, until it crops up when she least expects it.

Harry is having trouble dealing with the trauma of Sirius' death. His friends want to help him, but there's only one, surprising, person who can. Just a bit of fluff!

It's Ginny's birthday and nothing goes as she wishes. But when the time comes to blow ut her candles, what does she wishes for and will her wish come true? No romance yet but will come soon

A gathering of the adventures of J and K. Pure craziness! Just a whole lot of laughs and fun!

Draco returns home to a surprise from Ron one night. (D/R, H/P, warning for slash and language.)

Everyone within a twenty-mile radius knew about Draco and Hermione’s vicious break-up. People talked about it for months. Never was a break-up so…loud. It all started on the train back to Hogwarts at the beginning of their seventh year…

What would it take for Snape to *give* points to Gryffindor... Find out! Mildly slashy. Very mildly slashy.

Lily and James Potter, an infamous couple, the parents of The Boy Who Lived, laid down their lives to protect him. Switch back to the past by a few years, and on the happiest day of his life, James Potter is trying to stealthily climb out the window and scarper off down the road...

I solemnly swear that they are up to no good - and that there are NO ‘Mary Sues’, all powerful people who resolve complex problems too easily. The sequel to ‘The Secret Magic of Potions and Daggers’, ‘Ultimate Gift of Friendship’ introduces us to some of Genevieve’s friends in America before they skip over the pond to wreak havoc in merry ol’ England (or Scotland ... wherever Hogwarts is really). Although there are some pairings between them and our favorite Professors, that plot sits second fiddle to the plan to do away with Voldemort, who has stolen a rare and dangerous talisman. All while they’re testing the Ultimate Gift of Friendship. Have fun!

It is sometimes possible to give far too much information. Harry knows this. There are certain things that you just don't talk about. Harry knows this. There are certain things that you especially do not mention in front of your significant other. Harry knows this. The problem is, Luna doesn't...

Sir Cadogan has watched his love from afar so many years. Finally he can take it no more, and he gathers courage, flowers, and all his eloquence to go knocking at her chamber door.

Aberforth Dumbledore's goats had their fair share of mishaps too, possibly even as magnificent as the fabled Harry Potter's! From discussions on just why Aberforth chased his goats in the field all day to bucking off angry fire-heads, Aberforth's goats led an incredible life.

Ever wondered what Harry Potter and his pals would say if they could read fan fiction? That's right, they'd probably sue for defamation of character. And just to ensure that event never happens, I have penned a letter for them that outlines precisely why we fan fiction writers are so unbearably cruel to them...

JK Rowling retires for a little while and the characters are stuck with a VERY STRANGE author. But things don't go out the way she planned...

Ginny is feeling bad for freaking out earlier and goes to apologize. Cuddling ensues, then slight snow wrestling. Her girlfriend convinces her to go streaking. Ron is scarred. Hermione laughs, and Harry just shakes his head. Femmeslash.

Sirius's late-night adventures become, suddenly, more trouble than they're worth. Implied slash...but that's not the squicky part. You have been warned.

It's Christmas time and to honour this Draco made Ron a present. There is only one problem, Ron really likes it!

A companion fic to Kyizi's "Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic", telling the story from Remus Lupin and Harry Potter's points of view. If you like "Every Little Thing," you'll probably like this.

Draco placed a shaky hand on his former professor's shoulder and was surprised by its warmth. He was even more surprised by the reaction it had on his heartbeat...

A humourous, but dramatic anti-HG and anti-Molly fanfic. A manipulative Molly has taught Ginny at a young age of her sole purpose in life: Seduce and entrap Harry Potter. It's Ginny's first year and she's started her task. She won't fail. She has many problems, like competition, school and the Chamber of Secrets, but it seems that nothing, not even death, can divert her from her goal.

Seven Hogwarts students are afflicted with the seven deadly sins. Oh, the torment! Featuring Draco/coffee as the main ship. Seriously.

The early hours in the Black household, set many years ahead in the "Interwoven" universe. AU, for reasons that will shortly become obvious.

And before Harry could defended himself, Malfoy had spat angrily, "Well, damn your t00by woes, Potter." A look into the t00by thoughts of Harry Potter. Humour and implied H/D slash.

Harry finds a black box which HE thinks is a Karaoke box ... chaos abound when the Gryffindor boys decide to hold a Karaoke Night in their dorm! ``WARNING: May contain pink fluffy bunnies.

The wedding of Pansy Parkinson to Lavender Brown, which could be the society wedding of the year.

First he captured her, spiriting her away to the only place neither side could get to her. And then he captured her heart. With only a small bit of help from a tiny house-elf named Plink.

What happened between the time Sirius arrived at Remus's and the time he left to contact the old crowd? Written Pre-OotP

This is a kissing fic. It's a Draco/Avocado kissing fic. It's a Draco/Avocado kissing slashfic, and the very worst sort at that.

Dreadful misunderstanding between Minister of Magic from abroad and pair of two eternal enemies... with horrible consequences... or maybe not so bad?

How many times, while you were reading Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, did you want to smack Umbridge? Well, for every time in Order of the Pheonix when this happened, I decided to write my own version of events. Like instead of walking away, Harry beats the crap out of the toad lady. I know if some of these things actually happened, it would ruin the plot... I was just having a bit of fun...

Cedric Diggory's had some pretty bad days in his time, but he's never woken up DEAD before. Can Moaning Myrtle help him look on the bright side of afterlife?

A question has been on the minds of Harry Potter fans everywhere: How will Harry defeat Voldemort? Looking for a theory that's completely illogical, totally improbable, and just plain silly? Here it is.

One of the greatest child's bedtime stories comes back with a little bit of fur, sheep humping and cross-dressing

The Marauder Era: Remus and Sirius are beginning to realise how much they mean to each other. James is still obsessed with Lily Evans and Peter provides some much needed comic relief.

"You'd have thought he was merely bored - asked if I'd finished with my newspaper, cool as you please, said he missed doing the crossword."``~Cornelius Fudge, Minister for Magic, on Sirius Black``On a lazy Saturday morning, Sirius, Lily and James attempt to do the crossword puzzle. Baby Harry watches.

It was very late when I wrote this but I don't think that is an excuse...

A Tom/Minerva fic, chapters after the song LOVE

Three decades after her days at Hogwarts, best-selling author G.M.Weaster (known in the wizarding world as Ginevra Molly Weasley-Potter) explains to a Muggle interviewer the inspiration behind her best-selling children's books...

Andrew Wells and Hermione Granger have been pen pals since the age of nine. They've kept in contact all of these years, barring a few months during the battles with the First and Voldemort. Finally, after fifteen years of overseas friendship, they'll finally be able to meet. What happens when they do? And how will their respective groups react when they find out? (Buffy: The Vampire Slayer/Harry Potter CROSSOVER)

The headmaster asks Snape a favor and out into the Muggle world he must tramp.

Terence Higgs likes drinking chocolatey stout, chatting with girls, and lazing about doing nothing. He dislikes blubbering idiots like Percy Weasley taking up space in his bar. However, Percy turns out to be much tougher than Terence expected . . .

Hermione's in St. Mungo's, Sirius is in Milwaukee, Draco is in a coma, and darn near everyone is in love in this... er... soap opera.

In which Dumbledore is tactful, Snape throws things, Sirius discovers hidden talents, and Remus has doubts. It's just another day for the Order of the Phoenix.

Draco Malfoy finds love in a bathroom, and Dennis Creevey finds love in an even more unexpected place. Can our two heroes find a way to live with their true loves, or will fate break them apart? A parody of Rodgers' & Hammerstein's classic musical South Pacific.

Well, this is indeed from the desk of Draco Malfoy... and it ain't pretty. Apparently, he found this website and decided to bitch us all out. Here's his letter... yet another reason for you all to point and laugh at him! Don't you just love this guy?

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The Marauders have an interesting discussion about what makes them pathetic.

The Wizarding World is turned upside down by a mysterious force. Harry is an evil mastermind, Hermione's a scarlet woman, Neville is a womanizing macho man and Voldy is suddenly scarily nice! It's up to JK Rowling to save the day... and the plot! WARNING: contains insane humor!

Welcome to Weirdo Talkshow! Join Mini, Patch, Tiny and Splat on an insanely OOC talkshow featuring SomewhatMentallyIll!Voldemort.

Harry is irritated. Harry is frustrated. Harry comes up with an EVIL plan. Harry carries out his EVIL plan. Harry's EVIL plan does not turn out the way Harry wanted. Harry is just a little confused... Why Harry Potter should *never* come up with a Brilliant Plan of Sabotage. Slight H/D slash.

A parodyfic in which Hogwarts is blatantly cloned into a stereotypical American high school, Ron glowers in existentialistic gloom, Flitwick coaches basketball, and Harry... tries to adapt to it all.

When Tonks decides to bake cookies for Sirius, Remus places a wager that he can't lose.

The adventures of Lucius Malfoy and his cane.

James learns two valuable lessons.

My take on Sleeping Beauty, while using and abusing the Harry Potter characters. Inn’t it fun? Ginny as the Princess, Harry as the Prince, and Draco is my way of giving the Grimm brothers a raspberry.

What do you get when you introduce characters from the Lord of the Rings series into the Potterverse? A confusing, hilarious mess filled with dark curses and jealous looks. See if Harry, Ron and Hermione can help Frodo get back to Middle Earth. And what do Draco Malfoy and Voldemort have in common? Find out in this silly, funny parody where Dark Lords abound and no one's quite sure who's related to whom.

This is what happens when you read too much fan fiction. It's not pretty. Rated R for language and blatant stupidity. You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll run away screaming. You'll ask to have my computer destroyed.

Sequel to Snape's New Look. Hermione has returned to Hogwarts, looking for revenge and a husband. Could the Hogwarts staff help Hermione out? Although there is no graphic sex, this story includes smutty humor and swearing, as well as mentions of homosexuality.

Draco Malfoy is stuck in a hole and decides he REALLY doesn't like Green veges and the colour black- read to see what results from these stunning revelations!

This fic involves the teachers and a game of truth-or-dare.

When George accidentally smashes the Snitch at a Quidditch match, the whole school goes into hysterics. Read it or George will smash you, too.

In the final chapter to Reuniting and Together, Hermione and Sirius go through a interesting period in their marriage...

The 'real' story behind Harry Potter's adventures. Time Travel, Another Black, and an immense betrayal. The Dark Lord will be defeated, but at what cost? Trust? An Auror's life? An Ally's? Or will Harry and his best friend disappear without a trace never to be seen again? Find out? Eventual HPSS slash, and kind of AU. Rating may go up.

Insanity, insanity. What a word. Draco loses a bet with Ron, and ends up paying the consequences with his sanity.

Professor McGonagall gives counsel to each fifth-year Gryffindor. Here's a look at what each of seven redheads has to say.

After the Final Battle, Harry, Ron, and Hermione check into a residential treatment center for recovering superheroes. The clinic houses mystery patients, though -- and the Dream Trio just can't fight the lure. Heroes from other fantasy series join the fun.

Quirrell's turban has been misused, and he's not afraid to tell it! I bring you another METMA rant!

Hermione Granger; student by day, matchmaker by... er, day. She fixes up the most seemingly unlikely people. AND IT WORKS! Kind of.

Straight from the book of fables to your computer! Maybe there is a good reason why the actual book characters don't have scripts to read!

The Marauder have a big booze up after flattening Slytherin in the Quidditch cup, unfortunatly, they wake to some horrific conseqences...

Ron and Hermione and Draco and Ginny all go on a double date to Monte Carlo to celebrate Ron's birthday.

Ron found something during Astronomy class that he has to show Hermione. The discovery leads to discoveries of a different kind. Completely dialogue, and completely done.

Draco and Hermione initiate their new home.

Because Draco Malfoy is an oppressed little boy-- er-- man. Also known as `Draco's Foolproof Plan to Kill Potter Dead This Time.'

Thrown together again and again, who can say it isn’t fate? A fast-paced, dialogue-oriented, scene-jumping, angst-ridden, Draco/Hermione fan-fiction.

Doesn't it bother you when you want to ask the Harry Potter characters a question? We have a lot of them here! And the burning questions still stays open... is Lucius really gay?

As Harry obsesses over beating Ron at chess, Ron and Hermione have a little chat – and maybe more. Ron/Hermione with a hint of Harry/Luna.

Minerva McGonagall must once again teach the sex ed class for the sixth years. Exactly how will it go? A fic for the Sex Ed Challenge on the Minerva Magic Thread.

On a quest for hair gel, revenge, and a really good snog, Draco Malfoy, with only green M&M's to console him, begins to wonder if he has finally become too really really ridiculously good-looking. A ficlet in which Slytherins get crafty, though not as you might imagine, Hannah Abbot dreams of thongs, Ron goes pyro, Ginny saves the day, and in true Hollywood fashion, there are lots and lots of explosions.

James is a git, and he knows it. He blows his chance to ask Lily to the Valentine's Day Ball, then something 'magical' happens...

There's more going on in that furry little half-Kneazle noggin than most people would expect. Crookshanks offers his unique style of commentary on being upstaged, uprooted and even upended. It's not easy being the head of a household. Especially when it keeps moving, changing and growing despite your best efforts to keep a paw on it...

A momentary lapse in concentration leads to a stressful few days for Harry Potter.

What happens when you take Gryffindor know-it-all Hermione Granger and the Prince of Slytherin bad boy Draco Malfoy and put them in the same living quarters? Does this spell a recipe for disaster or maybe something more?

Draco has lost a bet to Blaise. Now he has to honor it. However, Blaise has other intentions than just embarrassing the Slytherin Prince.

Harry. Ron. French kissing practise. Need I say any more?

Lucius Malfoy has a run in with a rather... odd creature in Knockturn Alley. The poor, shexshay, blond bombshell of lustable, lickab...er...I mean, the poor evil fiend. Yes. Evil fiend. That's what he is. "Okay. That would be a big yes... so... are you ready to fall madly in love with me? I mean, it’s in the rules. You meet a self-insertion and you fall in love with them and they change their name to Mary-Sue. Everyone knows that!"

The ladies of Hogwarts meet to wrestle with a directive from Dumbledore: "It is a Hogwarts tradition to always accommodate a member of the faculty."

Hermione is wakened unexpectedly one Sunday morning, and there’s a surprise in store for her. And she’s not at all happy about it. Well, at least not at first.... Pure fluff. Includes silk dressing gowns, smirking Slytherins, and gratuitous use of the word “canoodling.”

Harry, Hermione, Ron, Draco, Ginny, Fred, & George discuss how the fanon may sway the canon. Harry and Draco each manage to demonstrate some tried but true 'moves' on Ginny.

An Order meeting has two purposes - first, as a council of war, and second, to serve as a platform for Draco and Hermione's unique relationship.

The memoirs, musings and meanderings of Malfoy Senior, written during his final year as a free man. Read all about his evil scheming, the train crash that is his love life, and his image problems (a Death-Eater's uniform is hardly the most attractive attire one could wish for, after all.)