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Harry is tired of his identity. Draco is bored and jealous of a Ravenclaw prefect. How will they solve their problems? Why, by being girls, of course!

Lily is certain that the Marauders are planning something, though when she attempts to find out what it is, the only thing they tell her is "Classified Marauders' Information."

Little Harry comes into the world to a nervously awaiting extended family and the Pups have a little chat...````Part of The Alfdom

Hermione went to America with her parents for the summer, and came back a bit different than expected - but still herself. Just a speculation on how a girl like Miss Granger might actually change over a few months' time.

Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy are lost together in the Forbidden Forest. They can't seem to stop fighting. First they are fighting over who got them lost. Then they begin to fight over who hit on who.

The diary of Draco Malfoy. Includes the red one (Ginny), misplaced kisses, fashion know all and Armani…lots of Armani. Enjoy!

If you want a long winded fic [with a serious tone to boot] as your perfect HP7, this isn't for you. This includes some of the things I personally wanted to happen in HBP, like more Remus Lupin please! 'How will Voldemort be destroyed?' I hear you cry. Well, with a little help from the Bond girl, the trio MAY pull it off. WARNINGS: Slight OoC-ness at times (though nothing extremely insufferable), large doses of silly fun. Prepare your eyes and brain (and mind, for that matter) for a mind boggle. Sort of. Rated PG-13 for some bad language.

Some people are just too cheap to shell out a few galleons for a wizard radio so I made a transcript of a recent broadcast, it concerns Harry’s old babysitter Mrs. Figg, the Weasley brothers, Draco’s new career, and the latest gadgets from the world of magic.

Percy's been turned into his Prefect badge. Oliver takes care of it, and begins to fall for Percy, or does he? Sometimes love doesn't survive all things.

Winter. Hogsmeade. Butterbeer. Christmas Eve. Mistletoe. Fluffy. Sweet. Ron & Hermione.

Summary: The Order meeting is rife with speculation about the identity of the "one-buttock" wonder, leading to some surprising disclosures. Starring Remus, Tonks and Sirius, supported ably by other Order members, risque dialogues and bad-arse jokes.

Sadie Tibbs gets the shock of her life when she is sucked into her own fanfic. But things aren’t going exactly as they should... Sadie must deal with Slytherins who should be Gryffindors, bad guys who should be good, and a person trying to invade her mind...

During the summer after his sixth year, Harry is forced to endure the wedding of the infamous Aunt Marge.

One Ravenclaw unburdens her heart to a piece of parchment, revealing fears, crushes, and her dislike of a certain bushy-haired genius.

Lily Evans and Remus Lupin meet in the prefects' bathroom and get into a discussion about various forms of monthly ailments.

What do you get when you mix Monopoly, romance, and interferring friends? A Family Game Night

When the Marauders find a spell that allows them to spy on whomever they want, how can they resist? But how will they find time for it, what with moonlight romances, Lucius Malfoy, and someone's undergarments?

Coming out of the closet isn't easy, especially when it's your godson you're coming out to. But Remus insists, so Sirius decides to tell Harry about their relationship. To a poor, confused Harry and a near-hysterical Ron, comfort comes in the form of Fred and George, who seem to have taken it upon themselves to scar as many minds as possible.

Harry and Ginny meet in the library, over shared History of Magic sentiments. How... romantic. H/G.

What happens when Harry pulls a prank on Draco involving Draco's father? Well, Harry ends up getting more than he bargained for! Look for Snape's gay porno collection, Hermione as you've probably seen her in other fics and some snogging from Ron.

Saturday the 8th of January 1994. In the last five years at Hogwarts, Alex Sutton has had plenty of strange days and quite a few bad days. Today is the first Saturday of the new term and it’s going to be both; she should have stayed in bed.

After Crouch's death, Percy accepts an offer for a teaching position and gets roped into a backwards production of Shakespeare's "Romeo and Juliet" that might just destroy the small bit of sanity he still bears.

Sequel to 'Flight of the Weasleys'. The end of the term has finally arrived and Angelina tracks down Fred to get her . . . revenge. A wee bit on the racy side—my characters got away from me.

What would happen if Harry and Hermione were caught in the act by their children? This was inspired by a question asked aboard the HMS Pumpkin Pie. First in a series.

Remus Lupin is forced to tell his friends what he is when he plays the game of Veritaserum with them. The feeling of true friendship, secrets, and very misleading questions slowly pry the truth out of Remus, but its not what they expected, though equally as horrifying....

Oh my! Lord Voldemort has just been defeated by Harry Potter again! As Voldemort begins plotting, Lucius and Wormtail become worried about their Dark Lord, who isn't acting like himself. All goes better when they begin to plan to cheer Voldemort up over his latest defeat over a bowl of Mai Tais - and what else?

Dumbledore--much to the dismay of several students--has decided to throw a Hallowe'en Masquerade Ball. The Trio, along with a few friends, are horrified at the prospect, and immediately resolve to do everything in their power to get out of going. Along the way, they make new friends, form strange alliances, and even find love. A tongue-in-cheek look at various fallacies within the fandom.

Harry's waffle starts talking to him. The waffle does have an accent. Sorta crazy but cute.

Crystal is Harry's sister. After Dumbledore's death he doesn't trust her and is really mean to her. A sequence of powers and dreams tell her that Harry is going to die in the war, but he doesn't believe her. After a huge argument Crystal falls into the hands of one Draco Malfoy.

Bill Weasley has been sent on a mission for the Order. Sent into a foreign land, where almost nothing is familiar, everything holds danger, and what IS familiar... well it's driving him crazy.

AU. Ginny was destined for great things. Title of Quidditch super star among those things. However, when that opportunity is taken away from her as her school's Girls Quidditch Team is cut from the program, she must take matters in her own hands. Now, all she needs to figure out is... what do boys say when in the showers together after a long hard Quidditch match?

James and Sirius decide to set up a game of Secret Snog for Valentine's Day, and convince Remus into joining. The rule: You must snog the person whose name you pick out of the hat. But the game causes more trouble than James anticipated, bringing emotions bubbling to the surface. SBRL slash.

Harry has a short conversation with Hermione. Ron is missing so Hermione can say what she thinks, and knows. Written by somebody who hates Ron. Intensely.

Teens will be teens. Teens have some interesting ideas of what makes a guy desirable. And how does Hermione know what that implies? Ron being stupid, Hermione knowing too much and Harry just… there. Just so typical.

James wants to play a game, but what are his motives? Poor Peter has gotten himself in a twist, and what on Earth is Sirius doing growing unnatural... body parts? Perhaps they'll never find out what Remus' secret is... Remus/Sirius.

Revelations, reunions and a very annoying host. This is your Life, Harry Potter!!!

“So now all I have to do is find you a man, and we’ll be set.” Kingsley and Tonks discuss her potential love interests.

Are the Dursleys really the only family Harry has left? Are Ravenclaws really as smart as they say? Who will guard Hogwarts while Harry is defeating the Dark Lord? And will everything here be a question?``Perhaps we will find out exactly how how AHrry came to be our hero and even a bit about the powers of the Four Founders...

Ever wondered what it'd be like if Harry Potter was a secret agent? Or if James Bond was a wizard? No? Good, then I'm the only one deranged enough to think of it! This book shall chronicle the adventures of Jarry Ponder in his first year at Pigpimples School of Witchcraft and Gadgetry. What more do I need to say? It's got all your favorite characters- Mumblemore, \/01~~)3/\/®7, and of course Jarry himself.

George isn't speaking to Fred. How will he fix it?

"I'll go and talk to her, Harry," he promised. "I'll make her see reason... a Firebolt... a real Firebolt on our team... She wants Gryffindor to win as much as we do... I'll make her see sense. A Firebolt..." ``Oliver tries to convince McGonagall to give Harry his broom back.

Sometimes finding your soulmate can be a difficult business. In Severus Snape’s case, the process involves a defective timeturner, a slightly more rugged version of Tom Riddle, and the quest for a perfect vegetable marrow. As the champagne corks begin to pile up back at Hogwarts, Snape takes an involuntary dive into a flowerbed, sputters incoherently, and manages to rewrite history. In that order.

Ron watches Harry and Hermione and decides to put a plan to set them up into action. Of course, Ron just might not be the best plan-former... but let's see if it works out! H/Hr.

Excerpt: 'It was once believed that my first words were “I’m going to be a Gryffindor.” It was once said that I chanted these words like a mantra. It was once told of how I took all the Personality Tests and the House Aptitude Examinations, and I was destined by all professional accounts, to be in Gryffindor. `` It is now a known fact that I was not a Gryffindor.' This is the story of a would-be Gryffindor who was destined for...er, different things. Follow her through her seven years at Hogwarts, as she makes new friends, new loves and learns how to cope with being herself. (Completely Non-Mary Sue with eventual R/Hr) Enjoy!

A misunderstood boy attempts to depart from the mortal realm (read: he throws himself off a tall object)...will he succeed, or will that special someone save his life?

An AU version of what might have happened on Hallowe\\\'en of book 1. Featuring a less passive Hermione and almost no feast.

Hermione, Ginny and Luna spend an evening at a village fair. Friendship fic.

Inspired by the Bert and Ernie Sing-Along LP! Casting Severus Snape as Bert and Harry Potter as Ernie! (Bert and Ernie of Sesame Street.) Warning: Harry is wildly OOC. Snape is fairly OOC.

Sequel to The Prime Minister's greatest shock. Jonathan Stewart has to cope with the fact that his daughter is a witch. May Stewart has to cope with the fact that she's not at all famous anymore, although she always swore she didn't care. In a time overshadowed by a Dark Lord rising back to power, how does the Prime Minister's daughter experience both sides - as a witch and Muggle? Lecture of the prequel recommended to get to know her father, but not necessary.

Set in her seventh year. Hermione develops super powers after a potions accident. Hermione/Snape

Sup yo? I be Hairy Pimper, in one of da four crackhouses of Ho-warts Elementary skoo. But mah rents, dey be mad stupid yo, dey don't understand whatta fine-ass biatch dey got fo' uh son. Like here, at da breakfast table, dey be all...

Ronald Weasley sets forth to understand his sexuality. Slash.

It's Harry's second year at Hogwarts, and Severus Snape continues to serve his years at Hogwarts. But students are getting frozen, and he's getting tired of being the one to solve everyone's problems. Featuring a lovely song from Professor Sprout. A parody of Boublil and Schonberg's musical "Les Miserables."

These are the dangers of lurking.

Tonks meets her young cousin Draco for the first time in less than auspicious circumstances.

Much awaited ~sequel~ to Provocative New Uniforms. Harry, Ron and Hermione meet Legolas, vain elf of the Woodland Realm!``It's not a requirement to read the first fic in this story, but if you don't, you may wonder why there are Mood underpants, abs, and W.C. (no, not the toilet) in this story.

Something important is missing in Professor McGonagall's education. Professor Dumbledore and Professor Snape step in to rectify the situation.

The long-awaited (rolls eyes) sequel to "Sweet Little Sister." Ron and Hermione have finally stopped avoiding the issue and admitted that they are, in fact, completely in love with each other. Tonight, they visit the room of Requirement. Hey, two young people in love, a private room. What can go wrong? Absolutely everything! This is Ron and Hermione we're talking about. If you don't ship R/Hr, you're gonna really HATE this one!

Ginny explains to James how the new baby was made. James sees things . . . a little differently. Written for The Quidditch Pitch February 2008 The Birds and the Bees Challenge.

Canon Draco stumbles into Muggle London, where he visits an Internet Cafe and discovers something very interesting.

During the final battle, Hermione accidentally saves the life of Lucius Malfoy. In order to free himself of the life debt, he finds himself helping her seek revenge.

While helping Harry hide out, Hermione makes a split second decision that changes both of their lives forever.

What happens when you throw five people and one house-elf into a surprisingly small room, complete with Harry Potter book one? Dark heavy rainclouds galore!!

Side dish to my fic Trademark smirks and Temperamental redheads. After the couple get together, they try to spend a nice quiet afternoon together with a picnic by the oak, but distractions keeping popping in and out. Will our favourite couple be able to have the alone time they are looking for, who will be the first to crack?

Jackie Moran didn’t think she had a father. Sirius Black didn’t think he had a daughter. They were both wrong. When Sirius dies, Jackie is left as sole heir to the Black estate, and Sirius’s connection with the Order of the Phoenix. Over the summer, she teams up with the Trio, who are again camped at Grimmauld Place, and unexpected friendship and near romance ensues. But can Jackie leave her punk rocker USA life for the dangerous British one? Pre & Post-OotP

Sirius and Remus decide to lighten up the Order's mood by doing a humourous little spoof of Harry and a dementor.

During PoA, Lupin discovers a boggart in the staff room closet and a bit more....

One day a parchment airplane bumped into Pansy's head - and survived. It read "I love you". Who wrote it? Was it meant for her?

An illustrious story of sex, holiday greenery, not so internal monologues, sex, gay, gay, gay, sex, gay sex, and attempted murder... did I mention the gay sex? And yes, it was induced by some very enjoyable peppermint tea.

Whumpf!! Harry Potter lands with a thump, right on top of a very disgruntled Draco Malfoy....

The first in the Matchmaking Ginny series. Ron spends too much time gallivanting around the world because of his curse-breaking career. When he is at home, he's rattling around in that big house all by himself. What he really needs is a good witch. And Ginny knows just the perfect match for him.

Some one in the DA is snogging Draco Malfoy! So of course, Harry and Ron just HAVE to be the heroic knights, and save the poor maiden from that fate worse than death. Only Harry seems more amused than angry, Ron is too angry to function, and the damsel in distress rather likes snogging Malfoy.

Fred and George want to hook up Harry and Ginny so they make a love potion. ``But they ought to know that the use of love potions have become cliched and love potions are hardly drunk by the person for whom it is intended. ``H/G fluff

Once upon a time, there was a boy who liked a girl. He asked her out. She said no. He asked her again. And again. And again. And again... L/J ficlet, short and sweet.

In life there are rules that everyone follows. They aren’t necessarily written down or memorized by young children, but they are there all the same. They are well-known and they are adhered to. They aren’t particularly strict or unreasonable... There are also situations where the rules don’t apply.

What would happen if the real-life friends of this particular author took over Harry Potter's world as the characters themselves? Craziness, nuclear missiles, and plenty of dark corners. What else is there, anyway?

"She was late. Again. Oliver was going to murder her."

There are some new girls in school...Harry,Ron, Oliver realize this when they walk into The Three Broomsticks.

Hermione and Ron get lost on their way to Harry's wedding. Ron makes a wrong turn, and Hermione gets angry.

Harry and Ron left Hermione behind on the Horcrux Hunt. She helped them anyway. They threw her into Azkaban. She escaped. Ten years later, they believe she was innocent. They'd like forgiveness. She'd like to destroy their society. "The pureblood Mudbrains think that Mudbloods should be kept out of Magical Society. They make a good point. Why on earth would we want to be part of it? Magical Society in Britain is like a dirty little pond contaminated with the excrement of the inbred three-eyed fish living in it.. Why would healthy fish like us want to swim and choke in it?" -- page 35, I'd rather be a Mudblood than a Mudbrain, by H. J. Granger

Arguing, scolding, pancake batter, finger paint, underappreciation, run-aways, family outings, Death Eaters, time-outs, and no magic allowed. Oh, the tangled webs we weave...

Blaise Zabini (female) catches Seamus Finnigan clad only in a towel. A battle of the wits ensues and Seamus ends up toweless. ````Featuring towel!Seamus, (and not-so-towel!Seamus) as well as bitch!Blaise.

Harry Potter/Batman crossover! Harry Potter is kidnapped by the Joker--need I say more? Who will save the boy-who-lived? Find out next time; same time, same place.

Snape and McGonagall attempt to revive the Dueling Club at Hogwarts.

Vague Tom/Ginny feel to it. Ginny and Myrtle talk about a very suductive Poison: Tom M. Riddle.

Harry takes Hermione along with him to the Dursleys' after the final defeat of Voldemort at the end of their seventh year.

COMPLETE. After Lily's roommate convinces their Charms class to participate in a friendly Secret Santa gift exchange, Lily starts to receive surprising presents from an anonymous source. One-Shot.

Sirius Black is eighteen. That is good. He's just graduated from Hogwarts. That is good, too. He has recently been married. That is worse. He is going to have a baby. That is the worst thing possible! SBOC

Ginny and Draco have had really bad days, can they make everything better? This is a songfic to Kylie Minogue's song Love At First Sight, and it features a guest appearance by Viktor Krum in this teen romance.

Lily Potter doesn't like her middle name, until it crops up when she least expects it.

A gathering of the adventures of J and K. Pure craziness! Just a whole lot of laughs and fun!

Harry is having trouble dealing with the trauma of Sirius' death. His friends want to help him, but there's only one, surprising, person who can. Just a bit of fluff!

It's Ginny's birthday and nothing goes as she wishes. But when the time comes to blow ut her candles, what does she wishes for and will her wish come true? No romance yet but will come soon

Everyone within a twenty-mile radius knew about Draco and Hermione’s vicious break-up. People talked about it for months. Never was a break-up so…loud. It all started on the train back to Hogwarts at the beginning of their seventh year…

Draco returns home to a surprise from Ron one night. (D/R, H/P, warning for slash and language.)

What would it take for Snape to *give* points to Gryffindor... Find out! Mildly slashy. Very mildly slashy.

Lily and James Potter, an infamous couple, the parents of The Boy Who Lived, laid down their lives to protect him. Switch back to the past by a few years, and on the happiest day of his life, James Potter is trying to stealthily climb out the window and scarper off down the road...

I solemnly swear that they are up to no good - and that there are NO ‘Mary Sues’, all powerful people who resolve complex problems too easily. The sequel to ‘The Secret Magic of Potions and Daggers’, ‘Ultimate Gift of Friendship’ introduces us to some of Genevieve’s friends in America before they skip over the pond to wreak havoc in merry ol’ England (or Scotland ... wherever Hogwarts is really). Although there are some pairings between them and our favorite Professors, that plot sits second fiddle to the plan to do away with Voldemort, who has stolen a rare and dangerous talisman. All while they’re testing the Ultimate Gift of Friendship. Have fun!

It is sometimes possible to give far too much information. Harry knows this. There are certain things that you just don't talk about. Harry knows this. There are certain things that you especially do not mention in front of your significant other. Harry knows this. The problem is, Luna doesn't...

Ginny is feeling bad for freaking out earlier and goes to apologize. Cuddling ensues, then slight snow wrestling. Her girlfriend convinces her to go streaking. Ron is scarred. Hermione laughs, and Harry just shakes his head. Femmeslash.