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Poor, good, noble, beneficent Harry Potter. All he did was steal some ham and for that he ended up with nineteen hours of detention. It just isn't fair. How is he going to deal with the injustice of the world? By singing, of course! Yes, it's finally happened -- Harry Potter meets Les Miserables! Hold your noses and step inside.

A secret mission for Sirius and Remus leads to more than Remus bargained for.

Harry was lied to by the people he trusted. He wondered why didn’t anyone tell him. He told himself,maybe they were waiting? But then, waiting for what?

I think the title is as explanatory as it can possibly be. We find Harry and Hermione in yet another problem. Hermione wakes up with stomach cramps. But we soon find out that she's... leaking, so to speak. Dripping with sick female-related humor. Rated R for excruciating detail, but with some fluff to start off with.

This is a continuation of Trillian Black's "And Now for Something Completely Different." I hope you enjoy the singing as it's not just Ron this time.

It was the first magic book Harry wanted, one that Hagrid had to drag him away from. What was so special about it? One-shot.

1985 -- Remus Lupin awakes with the first hangover of his life, and absolutely no idea how he got it, nor where he is, nor whom he's with. Then he remembers, and it all started with the best chile burger in the state, and the worst tequila money can buy.````Rated for excessive drinking, implied slash, and a kiss. (RL/SB, RL/OC implied)

Fred and George have secured a site for their joke shop and the whole of Hogwarts will be there for the Grand Opening.

The story of a Pureblood dinner from Hell. After a whirlwind romance abroad, Hermione Granger has become engaged to the son of one of Britain's premier pureblood families. Home on leave, she is invited to a dinner at the Malfoys', where a series of unpleasant surprises are waiting for her.... Featuring Surly!Snape, Adult!Crabbe, Blaise!Zabini and the Aggressive Artichoke

It's Christmas again, and Harry and Tonks are settled down in their new home. But when a debate comes up about a certain Muggle object, Tonks just can't leave well enough alone.

Severus Snape and Remus Lupin. Harmless Slash. 'Nuff said. Oh well... It's a possible sequel to "Of Potions and Wolves". Taking place sometime in Harry's fifth year and has bits of everything: Drama, Humour, Bickering, Romance... Kissing!

Fred and George Weasley create more havoc at Weasleys' Wizarding Wheezes, and Hermione gets to the bottom of Ron's strange confession. A sequel to Ron's Tricky Truth. (R/Hr)

A daring tale of all 'round tomfoolery when Fred and George Weasley become the new generation of Magical Mischief-Makers as keepers of the Marauder's Map.

Severus Snape is a meany! Point blank. Will things change when he gets a visit from 3 very special ghosts?

Ever taken one of those "How well do you know your best friend" quizzes in a magazine? The Pumpkins are about to do just that ....````~~ Based on the 'Answer me this ...' challenge at portkey.org ~~

It's the beginning of the fifth year, but nothing is what ``anyone expects it to be. With the Evil Hand, frogs, rioting chess pieces, ``Jerry Springer, Blast-Ended Skrewts, and a rather odd duck.

Harry, Hermione, Ron, and Luna have a snowball fight for old time's sake. Post-Hogwarts, H/Hr, R/L. One-shot fluff.

The saying 'Time Heals all wounds' is mistaken in this story of lies and betrayal, love and hate. A Slytherin helps two enemies who thought they would only be close when they were spitting on each other realize their true feelings as war rages the wizarding world. Contains an unlikely friendship, the Do's and Don'ts Handbook of Becoming a Death Eater, one very messed up girl, and everybody's favorite Potion's Master! For as everyone know,'Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer...'

Harry is dared by Fred, George, and Ron one night to sneak down to the kitchens and steal some food, but what he finds out is something he really didn't want to know. What is it exactly that Snape does after midnight?

Did you ever wonder what went on between Ginny and Neville that caused them to go to the Yule Ball together? JK Rowling seemed to have skipped that little story, well here it is:

An ill-advised prank by Draco Malfoy fills the Potions Classroom with an hallucinogenic smoke. Harry and friends embark on a difficult new quest - making it to their next class.

A snippet from the Weasley family past; Fred and George play a prank on their younger brother Ron. Backstory to Ron's canon comment that Fred and George once tricked him into making an 'Unbreakable Vow'.

Hogwarts is in for a democratic change as a new position for student body president gears the school up for an election. With Harry the obvious favorite, Draco enters the race himself to try and sabotage Harry's campaign. From disco dancing to nude statues, election-chaos ensues!

Harry, Ron and Hermione are back at Hogwarts for their fifth year, but this time Draco Malfoy's a little harder to ignore. Starring an unhinged Malfoy, an oblivious Ron, and perplexed Harry, and Hermione, as herself. Also featuring the annoying narrator, a little thing called a war, and....

It is December 25th, 1980. Harry Potter is celebrating his first and only Christmas with his parents. And what's a Christmas without Sirius and Remus? This Christmas at Godric's Hollow is one to remember!

Ginny Weasley + Fanfiction = Danger. Trouble. Sex. Oh, and did I mention SLASH? See Fanfiction Addict!Ginny, along with Matchmaker!Ginny, and Bisexual!Ginny. Will contain the following pairings, as well as many others: GW/HG, HG/RW, HP/DM, GW/NT, RW/HP, RW/GW, FW/GW, etc. Also will probably include some form of orgy. Whee!

Draco and Hermione are at each others' throats regarding a Potions essay.

When you dream, what do you dream about? When Ron realizes he has the ability to see the one thing that our minds cannot share with one another, he is elated. Delving deeper, he finds the dreams of his fellow classmates and people around him are not what he thought they would be. Harry/Draco, Ron/Hermione.

Harry is in France for the Triwizard Tournement his seventh year. (Yes, he is the Hogwarts champion... geeze, did some of you doubt it?) The French version of Barty Crouch says something Harry knows has some hidden depth, and Harry goes on the warpath to try to find out what it is. But who can he ask?

Harry and the gang go on Jenny Jones. Why are they there? Who brought them? Can they hide the fact that they're wizards from America?

Severus takes a trip to the Department of Mysteries that he lives to regret. The story of how Severus meets Nadia; part of the SSS universe.

Draco's strange yet logical way of thinking gets him and Harry into a very experimental mood. That's "Experimental," with a capital "E," by the way. Mostly dialogue.

Due to an accident, Harry and Severus had to look after Sirius together... Would they drive each other insane?

Behold... The world of Hogwarts through the yellow eyes of a Cornish pixie, who takes up the onerous task of matchmaking... Matchmaking for his beloved mistress, Lily Evans. Much madness ensues [and James Potter may die a thousand painful deaths in the process].

Hello, it's me, Lily Winterwood. I'm an unwilling Mary Sue at Hogwarts in a story that already has a Sue in it...if the summary is confusing, then the story might make it clearer...

Ever wonder if JKR was telling the truth about the way Harry and Draco met? Well, sources tell that she was lying! She just knew that some little peepers were going to read it and changed it because parents don't know how to tell their children the facts of life. Rather sad really. Anyways, this is really how they met... and ended up hating each other. BIG-TIME SLASH!!

Draco turns Harry, Hermione, Ron, and Pansy into toddlers because of his greed. What happens when Dumbledore tells him he must raise them? Features Fatherly!Draco and Maniacal!Dumbledore.

Hermione begins her sixth year at Hogwarts and finally realises her affection for Harry. However, does he return her feelings? Includes: Hogwarts A History, pillow fights, and thousands almost die. (Well, no, not really.)

Standalone about what Fred and Angelina did during and after the Yule Ball. Romantic, and perhaps a bit fluffy.

Draco decides to stay in his room, one day, instead of going out with his friends. He composes a poem describing his one true love (other than himself), but who is the mystery Lady? Man? Object? of his affections?

Harry is tired of his identity. Draco is bored and jealous of a Ravenclaw prefect. How will they solve their problems? Why, by being girls, of course!

Little Harry comes into the world to a nervously awaiting extended family and the Pups have a little chat...````Part of The Alfdom

Lily is certain that the Marauders are planning something, though when she attempts to find out what it is, the only thing they tell her is "Classified Marauders' Information."

Hermione went to America with her parents for the summer, and came back a bit different than expected - but still herself. Just a speculation on how a girl like Miss Granger might actually change over a few months' time.

Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy are lost together in the Forbidden Forest. They can't seem to stop fighting. First they are fighting over who got them lost. Then they begin to fight over who hit on who.

The diary of Draco Malfoy. Includes the red one (Ginny), misplaced kisses, fashion know all and Armani…lots of Armani. Enjoy!

If you want a long winded fic [with a serious tone to boot] as your perfect HP7, this isn't for you. This includes some of the things I personally wanted to happen in HBP, like more Remus Lupin please! 'How will Voldemort be destroyed?' I hear you cry. Well, with a little help from the Bond girl, the trio MAY pull it off. WARNINGS: Slight OoC-ness at times (though nothing extremely insufferable), large doses of silly fun. Prepare your eyes and brain (and mind, for that matter) for a mind boggle. Sort of. Rated PG-13 for some bad language.

Some people are just too cheap to shell out a few galleons for a wizard radio so I made a transcript of a recent broadcast, it concerns Harry’s old babysitter Mrs. Figg, the Weasley brothers, Draco’s new career, and the latest gadgets from the world of magic.

Winter. Hogsmeade. Butterbeer. Christmas Eve. Mistletoe. Fluffy. Sweet. Ron & Hermione.

Percy's been turned into his Prefect badge. Oliver takes care of it, and begins to fall for Percy, or does he? Sometimes love doesn't survive all things.

Sadie Tibbs gets the shock of her life when she is sucked into her own fanfic. But things aren’t going exactly as they should... Sadie must deal with Slytherins who should be Gryffindors, bad guys who should be good, and a person trying to invade her mind...

During the summer after his sixth year, Harry is forced to endure the wedding of the infamous Aunt Marge.

Summary: The Order meeting is rife with speculation about the identity of the "one-buttock" wonder, leading to some surprising disclosures. Starring Remus, Tonks and Sirius, supported ably by other Order members, risque dialogues and bad-arse jokes.

Lily Evans and Remus Lupin meet in the prefects' bathroom and get into a discussion about various forms of monthly ailments.

One Ravenclaw unburdens her heart to a piece of parchment, revealing fears, crushes, and her dislike of a certain bushy-haired genius.

What do you get when you mix Monopoly, romance, and interferring friends? A Family Game Night

Coming out of the closet isn't easy, especially when it's your godson you're coming out to. But Remus insists, so Sirius decides to tell Harry about their relationship. To a poor, confused Harry and a near-hysterical Ron, comfort comes in the form of Fred and George, who seem to have taken it upon themselves to scar as many minds as possible.

When the Marauders find a spell that allows them to spy on whomever they want, how can they resist? But how will they find time for it, what with moonlight romances, Lucius Malfoy, and someone's undergarments?

Harry and Ginny meet in the library, over shared History of Magic sentiments. How... romantic. H/G.

What happens when Harry pulls a prank on Draco involving Draco's father? Well, Harry ends up getting more than he bargained for! Look for Snape's gay porno collection, Hermione as you've probably seen her in other fics and some snogging from Ron.

Saturday the 8th of January 1994. In the last five years at Hogwarts, Alex Sutton has had plenty of strange days and quite a few bad days. Today is the first Saturday of the new term and it’s going to be both; she should have stayed in bed.

After Crouch's death, Percy accepts an offer for a teaching position and gets roped into a backwards production of Shakespeare's "Romeo and Juliet" that might just destroy the small bit of sanity he still bears.

Sequel to 'Flight of the Weasleys'. The end of the term has finally arrived and Angelina tracks down Fred to get her . . . revenge. A wee bit on the racy side—my characters got away from me.

Oh my! Lord Voldemort has just been defeated by Harry Potter again! As Voldemort begins plotting, Lucius and Wormtail become worried about their Dark Lord, who isn't acting like himself. All goes better when they begin to plan to cheer Voldemort up over his latest defeat over a bowl of Mai Tais - and what else?

What would happen if Harry and Hermione were caught in the act by their children? This was inspired by a question asked aboard the HMS Pumpkin Pie. First in a series.

Remus Lupin is forced to tell his friends what he is when he plays the game of Veritaserum with them. The feeling of true friendship, secrets, and very misleading questions slowly pry the truth out of Remus, but its not what they expected, though equally as horrifying....

Harry's waffle starts talking to him. The waffle does have an accent. Sorta crazy but cute.

Crystal is Harry's sister. After Dumbledore's death he doesn't trust her and is really mean to her. A sequence of powers and dreams tell her that Harry is going to die in the war, but he doesn't believe her. After a huge argument Crystal falls into the hands of one Draco Malfoy.

Bill Weasley has been sent on a mission for the Order. Sent into a foreign land, where almost nothing is familiar, everything holds danger, and what IS familiar... well it's driving him crazy.

Dumbledore--much to the dismay of several students--has decided to throw a Hallowe'en Masquerade Ball. The Trio, along with a few friends, are horrified at the prospect, and immediately resolve to do everything in their power to get out of going. Along the way, they make new friends, form strange alliances, and even find love. A tongue-in-cheek look at various fallacies within the fandom.

James and Sirius decide to set up a game of Secret Snog for Valentine's Day, and convince Remus into joining. The rule: You must snog the person whose name you pick out of the hat. But the game causes more trouble than James anticipated, bringing emotions bubbling to the surface. SBRL slash.

AU. Ginny was destined for great things. Title of Quidditch super star among those things. However, when that opportunity is taken away from her as her school's Girls Quidditch Team is cut from the program, she must take matters in her own hands. Now, all she needs to figure out is... what do boys say when in the showers together after a long hard Quidditch match?

Harry has a short conversation with Hermione. Ron is missing so Hermione can say what she thinks, and knows. Written by somebody who hates Ron. Intensely.

Teens will be teens. Teens have some interesting ideas of what makes a guy desirable. And how does Hermione know what that implies? Ron being stupid, Hermione knowing too much and Harry just… there. Just so typical.

“So now all I have to do is find you a man, and we’ll be set.” Kingsley and Tonks discuss her potential love interests.

Revelations, reunions and a very annoying host. This is your Life, Harry Potter!!!

James wants to play a game, but what are his motives? Poor Peter has gotten himself in a twist, and what on Earth is Sirius doing growing unnatural... body parts? Perhaps they'll never find out what Remus' secret is... Remus/Sirius.

Are the Dursleys really the only family Harry has left? Are Ravenclaws really as smart as they say? Who will guard Hogwarts while Harry is defeating the Dark Lord? And will everything here be a question?``Perhaps we will find out exactly how how AHrry came to be our hero and even a bit about the powers of the Four Founders...

Ever wondered what it'd be like if Harry Potter was a secret agent? Or if James Bond was a wizard? No? Good, then I'm the only one deranged enough to think of it! This book shall chronicle the adventures of Jarry Ponder in his first year at Pigpimples School of Witchcraft and Gadgetry. What more do I need to say? It's got all your favorite characters- Mumblemore, \/01~~)3/\/®7, and of course Jarry himself.

George isn't speaking to Fred. How will he fix it?

"I'll go and talk to her, Harry," he promised. "I'll make her see reason... a Firebolt... a real Firebolt on our team... She wants Gryffindor to win as much as we do... I'll make her see sense. A Firebolt..." ``Oliver tries to convince McGonagall to give Harry his broom back.

Sometimes finding your soulmate can be a difficult business. In Severus Snape’s case, the process involves a defective timeturner, a slightly more rugged version of Tom Riddle, and the quest for a perfect vegetable marrow. As the champagne corks begin to pile up back at Hogwarts, Snape takes an involuntary dive into a flowerbed, sputters incoherently, and manages to rewrite history. In that order.

Ron watches Harry and Hermione and decides to put a plan to set them up into action. Of course, Ron just might not be the best plan-former... but let's see if it works out! H/Hr.

A misunderstood boy attempts to depart from the mortal realm (read: he throws himself off a tall object)...will he succeed, or will that special someone save his life?

An AU version of what might have happened on Hallowe\\\'en of book 1. Featuring a less passive Hermione and almost no feast.

Excerpt: 'It was once believed that my first words were “I’m going to be a Gryffindor.” It was once said that I chanted these words like a mantra. It was once told of how I took all the Personality Tests and the House Aptitude Examinations, and I was destined by all professional accounts, to be in Gryffindor. `` It is now a known fact that I was not a Gryffindor.' This is the story of a would-be Gryffindor who was destined for...er, different things. Follow her through her seven years at Hogwarts, as she makes new friends, new loves and learns how to cope with being herself. (Completely Non-Mary Sue with eventual R/Hr) Enjoy!

Hermione, Ginny and Luna spend an evening at a village fair. Friendship fic.

Inspired by the Bert and Ernie Sing-Along LP! Casting Severus Snape as Bert and Harry Potter as Ernie! (Bert and Ernie of Sesame Street.) Warning: Harry is wildly OOC. Snape is fairly OOC.

Set in her seventh year. Hermione develops super powers after a potions accident. Hermione/Snape

Sequel to The Prime Minister's greatest shock. Jonathan Stewart has to cope with the fact that his daughter is a witch. May Stewart has to cope with the fact that she's not at all famous anymore, although she always swore she didn't care. In a time overshadowed by a Dark Lord rising back to power, how does the Prime Minister's daughter experience both sides - as a witch and Muggle? Lecture of the prequel recommended to get to know her father, but not necessary.

Sup yo? I be Hairy Pimper, in one of da four crackhouses of Ho-warts Elementary skoo. But mah rents, dey be mad stupid yo, dey don't understand whatta fine-ass biatch dey got fo' uh son. Like here, at da breakfast table, dey be all...

Ronald Weasley sets forth to understand his sexuality. Slash.

It's Harry's second year at Hogwarts, and Severus Snape continues to serve his years at Hogwarts. But students are getting frozen, and he's getting tired of being the one to solve everyone's problems. Featuring a lovely song from Professor Sprout. A parody of Boublil and Schonberg's musical "Les Miserables."

These are the dangers of lurking.

The long-awaited (rolls eyes) sequel to "Sweet Little Sister." Ron and Hermione have finally stopped avoiding the issue and admitted that they are, in fact, completely in love with each other. Tonight, they visit the room of Requirement. Hey, two young people in love, a private room. What can go wrong? Absolutely everything! This is Ron and Hermione we're talking about. If you don't ship R/Hr, you're gonna really HATE this one!

Tonks meets her young cousin Draco for the first time in less than auspicious circumstances.

Something important is missing in Professor McGonagall's education. Professor Dumbledore and Professor Snape step in to rectify the situation.

Ginny explains to James how the new baby was made. James sees things . . . a little differently. Written for The Quidditch Pitch February 2008 The Birds and the Bees Challenge.

During the final battle, Hermione accidentally saves the life of Lucius Malfoy. In order to free himself of the life debt, he finds himself helping her seek revenge.

Much awaited ~sequel~ to Provocative New Uniforms. Harry, Ron and Hermione meet Legolas, vain elf of the Woodland Realm!``It's not a requirement to read the first fic in this story, but if you don't, you may wonder why there are Mood underpants, abs, and W.C. (no, not the toilet) in this story.