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A songfic inspired by the song "I Wanna Be With You" by Mandy Moore. -- Hermione is alone in a library, studying by candlelight... or is supposed to be. She can't seem to get that blasted Quidditch Captain out of her head. And what is she to do when who should appear, but Oliver himself? -- A light-hearted short piece with Oliver's wits and humor and Hermione's look on things...

You've read the books. You've seen the movies. So naturally you think you know the Harry Potter Series. Right? Wrong! A tale of hilarity, randomness, sudden Apparation, and instantaneous subject change ensues while you ask yourself, 'What are they smoking?'

Dr. and Dr. Granger have a perfectly ordinary evening, when something very odd occurs. What do they do? "As a family, they made the decision to panic." Includes vampires, uncomfortable chairs, and singing hospital orderlies. The mystery of lost paperwork is solved. First in the 'First Signs of Magic' series.

Lily Evans led a normal life. She had three best friends, intellect, looks- a normal life. But whoever said normal was boring, well, they were dead wrong! Especially with the Marauders and Voldemort steadily gaining power! Sixth year - ? with lots of flashbacks.

Albus Dumbledore receives a letter from an old friend. Sort of. What does the letter say that would shock and confound even Minerva McGonagall and Severus Snape?

What would happen if three of Hogwarts most respected teachers had to leave and the school was left in the unsafe hands of Harry Potter, Gilderoy Lockhart and Remus Lupin? Well...this is a good place to find out.

For some, the course of true love runs as smooth as a bare-buttocked slide down a dirt and gravel road. The newly formed Magical Community Relations and Social Planning Task Force have taken it upon themselves to pair up Wizarding Britain’s most prominent youngsters. Now, if only someone would tell them that Pansy Parkinson and Ronald Weasley are completely wrong for each other.

Jerry Springer invites some Dark Lords and their mistresses over to drag out the dirty laundry and find out just what makes these women hot for the villain.

This may only be humorous to some people, others may find it non humorous.````Snape's had a finger bitten off by a Mittleween, Fleur's got a job at Hogwarts & Draco's in love. Bizarre? Extremely.

Harry seeks revenge and Draco is totally clueless!

He stopped talking, she stopped talking, they fought. But when he ends up screeching to the whole school he likes her, what will she do?

Draco makes a bet/challenge with Harry and what better prize than a kiss? Especially one from Hermione...

Before you go further, I must request that any search for a moral in this story is discarded. Now, please proceed to read the actions of the Marauders in their fifth year as they attempt to get back at Snape, woo Lily, and generally cause havoc.

To Remus's great surprise, Sirius has managed to bake a really delicious cake for his birthday. And inside the cake Remus finds something even more surprising. Mild SLASH RL/SB.

A simple story about Harry, Ron and Hermione sneaking into a shop on the more mature end of Diagon Alley

Draco Malfoy has a secret. It's a fairly innocent secret, really, but he can't risk *anyone* uncovering it. So what happens when Lucius finds out?

Determined to get at least one Weasley, Fudge arrests Ron for killing a Death Eater in battle. During court, when told to give his last words, Ron decides to sing "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen. Harry has ADHD; Ginny is constantly being ignored; Draco is epitome of his fandom; many girls faint, cry, and scream; and a few ships get poked at.

Hermione is selected to attend an advanced magic school. She will be gone for two years. Harry, is very happy for her. Ron is having a very deep struggle with her being gone for two years.

What goes on at night in the Hospital Wing when Ron and Hermione are in there together at the end of the fifth book?

He paused as he heard a hissing sound from behind him. Dreading what he was about to see, Fred turned and realized there were more of those things located on the lawn and all of them were spewing the same substance. Squeaking, Fred turned to run off the lawn, but all the objects were discharging the same material. He was trapped.

1997. London. Six Slytherins share a vision and the common desire to the conquer the world... of haute couture. Warnings: HBP spoilers, naughty language and absurdist comedy!

This is just a quick "what if" list I came up with one very dead day at work. Come on, you know you love "what if" scenarios! Ninja Master Dumbledore makes a rare appearance.

Feuding houses have led Dumbledore to mix them up a bit. Features a talent show, mash potato ice cream, Mary Poppins umbrella, S&M Ginny, and more.

Harry finds himself stuck in his cupboard again, but finds a way to contact the wizarding world. In this first chapter, a basis is set for the rest of the story, which involves lots of pain for Snape (but I love him anyway) and maybe some touches of romances, if my hormones get jacked up enough... Please read!!

Arithmancy has been cancelled due to Professor Vector's illness, so the class goes to Muggle Studies. They are given a questionnaire to fill out--the modified, adapted, and considerably shortened but still insanely long registration to MONTY PYTHON AND THE QUEST FOR THE HOLY GRAIL!!! Hermione fills it out, with hilarious consequenses.

What would happen if Albus Dumbledore discovered fanfiction? Will a fictional Draco snog a fictional Harry? What exactly has Hermione so worried? And why is Snape so reluctant to write about our favourite bushy-haired know-it-all?

Here is your chance to watch Mary-Sues get ripped to shreds! Cliches, bad plots, and weird characterisation that only looks normal to the eye of the criminally insane (oh, and the author). ````You can tell it's good because ff.net deleted it!

A very young Sirius finds something interesting and consults James, ``leading into a barrel of trouble.

Ginny Weasley feels ignored and alone in the world, so she's become an Animagus. One rainy day, she walks through Hogwarts in her form, and gets picked up by none other than Draco Malfoy! Lies, love and much more fill Ginny's life, and she no longer feel ignored.

Tonks may be Snape\'s double, Molly is worried, and Remus is, simply, Sweater.

Harry's got a cold, and he's quite cranky. What will it take to make him feel better?

*Ron/Draco* What do you get when two unsuspecting Prefects from different houses end up together in a Jacuzzi with scented bubblebath? Slash, of course!

After a few hints from Ron, Harry finally realizes his feelings for Hermione. But, it just so happens that she is heading to France to visit some mystery guy that Harry's never seen, just heard about. Can or will he be able to tell her he loves her? Sometimes, it's just timing...

Fondness for fanfiction strikes Hogwarts as the Internet becomes a subject in Muggle Studies. The New Marauders (second and third generation) are stuck in the middle of it. Snape threatens, July giggles, and very bad mental images are given.

Revenge was never funnier...

Four friends Harry Potter-aholics from Texas find themselves accepted to Hogwarts. There they meet the notorious trio, the actors, and find that everything is not rose colored like it is said.

Arthur brings home a pair of Muggle trousers. What will Molly think? What mishaps will occur? Arthur discovers that Muggle clothing can be wonderful -- and dangerous. Featuring: scandalized!Molly, enthusiastic!Arthur, young!Weasley-children, and vicious!trousers.

During the war, Dumbledore starts a series of House competitions to lighten everyone's spirits. Food consumption contests, messy eating, and Harry and Draco rivalry abound, with a side of Weasley antics! Cream pies sold separately.

Hermione's manifesto at long last! Come on, with a title like that, you just know it's gotta be funny...

Our favorite arrogant Slytherin (you know, the one everyone thinks is part-veela) rambles on about Slytherins, Dark Lords, and betrothals.

Snape, pink, Britney Spears, Harry and Ron in the invisibility ``cloak. Need I say more?

In the midst of the chaos of fifth year, Ron and Hermione were assigned to supervise the decoration of the Great Hall. Everything goes fine until two mischievous and sly third-years play a clever prank on the unsuspecting prefects, involving a traditional Christmas adornment. This slightly fluffy fic deals with the masked romance, inevitable humor and embarrassment of a very awkward first kiss.

Harry's fifth year is here, and he has to learn to deal with death, Evil Overlords, classes, and of course, romance and hormones abound. Dumbledore is collecting allies at``Hogwarts and making them pose as teachers, twists and surprises appear around every turn, Fudge still refuses to admit Voldemort has returned, more people break out of Azkaban, favorite (and not so favorite) characters return, new characters appear, and lots of people that might be a bit important to the plot disappear. Its a comedy. ^_^

A game of strip poker teaches Draco an interesting lesson in observation. What you see is not always what you get---or deserve. First in a series of vignettes about the Woman of Hogwarts.

Harry, Hermione, Ron, and the rest of the school is invited to a Karaoke Competition. Who will win and will anyone win more than just a competition?

Ron and Harry find the mirror once again. Harry sees the same thing as last time. But Ron sees something different... a girl....

Ron shows his support for Harry in case Harry ever decides to become gay. But as it turns out, Ron should never put ideas in Harry’s head.

Some business offers are just too good to be true. That's why Aurors Potter and Weasley are on the case. Although cases don't always go the way an Auror expects them to ...

Lisa Turpin gets no credit, so I wrote a fic for her. in it she talks about her mad crush on Seamus, (another good character who gets no credit,) and her friendship with Draco Malfoy. It gets better later, I promise!

Set three years after Hermione and Ron's wedding. Hermione's about to give birth to Ron's baby, but not everything turns out the way it was expected to turn out... This date really is a special one for our fave couple! Third "chapter" in the October 5th series. You don't have to read October 5th, 1985 or October 5th, 2000 to understand the story, but I would love you if you did.

Ginny is writing in a journal again! She finds herself falling for Draco Malfoy but then quickly realizes that he's just what people describe him as: an annoying, rude jerk...and yet she can't seem to get rid of him.

It's the Marauders first year at Hogwarts when Trelawney makes her first prediction. Includes getting Lost in the forest, Davey Gudgeon losing ``an eye, and a fight between Sirius and James. Part I of a trilogy.

The Malfoys take a visit to PBS. But not all is well in the world of children's television... death, love triangles, unrequited love, and sex lies ahead. WARNING: You may never look at Barney or Ernie's ducky the same way again.

There's a young girl knocking on Severus Snape's door. She's got black hair tied in a tight bun at the nape of her neck, squarish glasses sitting on her nose, and a bit of a problem.

After Fred played a prank on his family, his family have been wishing to get back at him. They just got their wish.

Everyone thinks that Lily and James Potter were a cute, loving couple, right? But that isn't what their friends back from Hogwarts remember.... What if Lily and James were really at each other's throats?

The Men of the Order take a little time to remember the good things in life (and drink themselves silly).

Everyone is sick and tired of American Transfer Student, Mary Sue, especially her Housemates, the Slytherins. It's enough to make Draco lose his composure at dinner. Pudding flies. Snape prays. Warning: Some people think this is screamingly funny. Other people think it's sick and twisted. Rated R for sexual innuendo and violence.

When Harry’s victories over Voldemort become more and``more humiliating for the Dark Lord, the annual battle evolves into a festival celebrated by the combined Wizard-Muggle world. Welcome to VoldeFest!

Harry was lied to by the people he trusted. He wondered why didn’t anyone tell him. He told himself,maybe they were waiting? But then, waiting for what?

Poor, good, noble, beneficent Harry Potter. All he did was steal some ham and for that he ended up with nineteen hours of detention. It just isn't fair. How is he going to deal with the injustice of the world? By singing, of course! Yes, it's finally happened -- Harry Potter meets Les Miserables! Hold your noses and step inside.

A secret mission for Sirius and Remus leads to more than Remus bargained for.

1985 -- Remus Lupin awakes with the first hangover of his life, and absolutely no idea how he got it, nor where he is, nor whom he's with. Then he remembers, and it all started with the best chile burger in the state, and the worst tequila money can buy.````Rated for excessive drinking, implied slash, and a kiss. (RL/SB, RL/OC implied)

The story of a Pureblood dinner from Hell. After a whirlwind romance abroad, Hermione Granger has become engaged to the son of one of Britain's premier pureblood families. Home on leave, she is invited to a dinner at the Malfoys', where a series of unpleasant surprises are waiting for her.... Featuring Surly!Snape, Adult!Crabbe, Blaise!Zabini and the Aggressive Artichoke

It's Christmas again, and Harry and Tonks are settled down in their new home. But when a debate comes up about a certain Muggle object, Tonks just can't leave well enough alone.

Fred and George have secured a site for their joke shop and the whole of Hogwarts will be there for the Grand Opening.

Severus Snape and Remus Lupin. Harmless Slash. 'Nuff said. Oh well... It's a possible sequel to "Of Potions and Wolves". Taking place sometime in Harry's fifth year and has bits of everything: Drama, Humour, Bickering, Romance... Kissing!

I think the title is as explanatory as it can possibly be. We find Harry and Hermione in yet another problem. Hermione wakes up with stomach cramps. But we soon find out that she's... leaking, so to speak. Dripping with sick female-related humor. Rated R for excruciating detail, but with some fluff to start off with.

This is a continuation of Trillian Black's "And Now for Something Completely Different." I hope you enjoy the singing as it's not just Ron this time.

It was the first magic book Harry wanted, one that Hagrid had to drag him away from. What was so special about it? One-shot.

Fred and George Weasley create more havoc at Weasleys' Wizarding Wheezes, and Hermione gets to the bottom of Ron's strange confession. A sequel to Ron's Tricky Truth. (R/Hr)

A daring tale of all 'round tomfoolery when Fred and George Weasley become the new generation of Magical Mischief-Makers as keepers of the Marauder's Map.

Ever taken one of those "How well do you know your best friend" quizzes in a magazine? The Pumpkins are about to do just that ....````~~ Based on the 'Answer me this ...' challenge at portkey.org ~~

It's the beginning of the fifth year, but nothing is what ``anyone expects it to be. With the Evil Hand, frogs, rioting chess pieces, ``Jerry Springer, Blast-Ended Skrewts, and a rather odd duck.

Severus Snape is a meany! Point blank. Will things change when he gets a visit from 3 very special ghosts?

Harry, Hermione, Ron, and Luna have a snowball fight for old time's sake. Post-Hogwarts, H/Hr, R/L. One-shot fluff.

The saying 'Time Heals all wounds' is mistaken in this story of lies and betrayal, love and hate. A Slytherin helps two enemies who thought they would only be close when they were spitting on each other realize their true feelings as war rages the wizarding world. Contains an unlikely friendship, the Do's and Don'ts Handbook of Becoming a Death Eater, one very messed up girl, and everybody's favorite Potion's Master! For as everyone know,'Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer...'

An ill-advised prank by Draco Malfoy fills the Potions Classroom with an hallucinogenic smoke. Harry and friends embark on a difficult new quest - making it to their next class.

Did you ever wonder what went on between Ginny and Neville that caused them to go to the Yule Ball together? JK Rowling seemed to have skipped that little story, well here it is:

Harry is dared by Fred, George, and Ron one night to sneak down to the kitchens and steal some food, but what he finds out is something he really didn't want to know. What is it exactly that Snape does after midnight?

A snippet from the Weasley family past; Fred and George play a prank on their younger brother Ron. Backstory to Ron's canon comment that Fred and George once tricked him into making an 'Unbreakable Vow'.

Hogwarts is in for a democratic change as a new position for student body president gears the school up for an election. With Harry the obvious favorite, Draco enters the race himself to try and sabotage Harry's campaign. From disco dancing to nude statues, election-chaos ensues!

Harry, Ron and Hermione are back at Hogwarts for their fifth year, but this time Draco Malfoy's a little harder to ignore. Starring an unhinged Malfoy, an oblivious Ron, and perplexed Harry, and Hermione, as herself. Also featuring the annoying narrator, a little thing called a war, and....

It is December 25th, 1980. Harry Potter is celebrating his first and only Christmas with his parents. And what's a Christmas without Sirius and Remus? This Christmas at Godric's Hollow is one to remember!

Ginny Weasley + Fanfiction = Danger. Trouble. Sex. Oh, and did I mention SLASH? See Fanfiction Addict!Ginny, along with Matchmaker!Ginny, and Bisexual!Ginny. Will contain the following pairings, as well as many others: GW/HG, HG/RW, HP/DM, GW/NT, RW/HP, RW/GW, FW/GW, etc. Also will probably include some form of orgy. Whee!

Draco and Hermione are at each others' throats regarding a Potions essay.

When you dream, what do you dream about? When Ron realizes he has the ability to see the one thing that our minds cannot share with one another, he is elated. Delving deeper, he finds the dreams of his fellow classmates and people around him are not what he thought they would be. Harry/Draco, Ron/Hermione.

Harry is in France for the Triwizard Tournement his seventh year. (Yes, he is the Hogwarts champion... geeze, did some of you doubt it?) The French version of Barty Crouch says something Harry knows has some hidden depth, and Harry goes on the warpath to try to find out what it is. But who can he ask?

Harry and the gang go on Jenny Jones. Why are they there? Who brought them? Can they hide the fact that they're wizards from America?

Severus takes a trip to the Department of Mysteries that he lives to regret. The story of how Severus meets Nadia; part of the SSS universe.

Due to an accident, Harry and Severus had to look after Sirius together... Would they drive each other insane?

Behold... The world of Hogwarts through the yellow eyes of a Cornish pixie, who takes up the onerous task of matchmaking... Matchmaking for his beloved mistress, Lily Evans. Much madness ensues [and James Potter may die a thousand painful deaths in the process].

Draco's strange yet logical way of thinking gets him and Harry into a very experimental mood. That's "Experimental," with a capital "E," by the way. Mostly dialogue.

Draco turns Harry, Hermione, Ron, and Pansy into toddlers because of his greed. What happens when Dumbledore tells him he must raise them? Features Fatherly!Draco and Maniacal!Dumbledore.

Ever wonder if JKR was telling the truth about the way Harry and Draco met? Well, sources tell that she was lying! She just knew that some little peepers were going to read it and changed it because parents don't know how to tell their children the facts of life. Rather sad really. Anyways, this is really how they met... and ended up hating each other. BIG-TIME SLASH!!

Hello, it's me, Lily Winterwood. I'm an unwilling Mary Sue at Hogwarts in a story that already has a Sue in it...if the summary is confusing, then the story might make it clearer...

Standalone about what Fred and Angelina did during and after the Yule Ball. Romantic, and perhaps a bit fluffy.

Hermione begins her sixth year at Hogwarts and finally realises her affection for Harry. However, does he return her feelings? Includes: Hogwarts A History, pillow fights, and thousands almost die. (Well, no, not really.)

Draco decides to stay in his room, one day, instead of going out with his friends. He composes a poem describing his one true love (other than himself), but who is the mystery Lady? Man? Object? of his affections?