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Draco is not in love with Harry. Really, he's not. And he definitely doesn't have a plan to get Harry to love him too.... H/D.

OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY KILLED COLIN! And so our tale begins. A horrible murder has occurred at our beloved Hogwarts, and Fudge is a bungling idiot. Oh, and did I mention Dumbledore has experienced S.M.E.F.? If you want to know what smef means you're going to have to read my delightfully funny murder story.

Lucius accidentally hits his son. A response to all the Abused!Draco fics out there, set when Draco is about seven years old. Includes WearingThePants!Narcissa.

[AU] Draco and Lucius Malfoy sit behind Harry and Hermione at the Quidditch World Cup. Being Malfoys, they just have to grab this one by the horns. Unfortunately, they seem to forget that Hermione Granger is the top of her year... Oneshot.

It’s time for the exclusive seventh-year New Year’s Party up at the Astronomy tower. Ginny gets invited by Seamus, but he’s not the one she ends up kissing at midnight... a few sips of 'punch' and Ginny stumbles into none other than the hands of... you'll just have to read and find out.

A cautionary tale on the dangers of carelessly mixing magic and technology. Ron breaks the internet. (Written for LadyTory's Bad Day Challenge.)

You wouldn't have thought anyone could get away with messing with Voldemort, would you? He didn't either - until two children showed up on his doorstep claiming to be his cousins...

What more could Lucius Malfoy need than a mid-life crisis, a mysterious escort, and blackmail? Hermione Granger, of course.

The marauders have had a bit too much Firewhisky. Chaos ensues. Response to a challenge.

It's sound advice: Never accept food from Fred and/or George Weasley. But when it's a pan of warm, chocolatey, gooey brownies, how could any sane person possibly resist? (Easily, if they know what's good for 'em.) Warning: Not your Mom's brownies; this fic is rated PG-13 for a reason.

It's the end of sixth year and Lily is enjoying a day off on the Hogwarts grounds until some mischievous boys find her where she's sleeping. James has an idea but it's Sirius's prank that really makes this fic happen.

Draco, Hermione, and some mud. "Unresolved sexual tension. Those two have it in spades."

Characters from Harry Potter write their letters to Santa.

Have you ever wondered if Hogwarts really does exist? Well it does but there’s more to it than the books let on.

Scene: The Leaky Cauldron at Halloween. The pub is decorated Hogwarts-style in preparation for the characters' in-between-books Halloween celebration. Ron and Hermione are helping Harry decorate.``Hermione: Ron, come give me a boost over here, will you? I can’t staple this beheaded elf to the ceiling without you.``Ron: Sure, honey, I’ll be right there. (leaning over, he whispers to Harry who is filling a wooden barrel with apples for bobbing) Harry, uh…did you send my parents an invite to this party?

"I think that I'll go for a walk in a couple of minutes... maybe by the Gryffindor Tower... I'll just walk by... casually... there's the possibility of bumping into a certain Gryffindor who always stays here for the Holidays... all right, I'll tell you my big secret... God! Now I'm so blushing!" A story about a hopelessly in love Ravenclaw. Her addiction? Harry Potter.

O/C: Chester B. Humpledincker: The horrific mistake Mother Nature didn't want to admit to; a face that would make Voldemort grimace, and a brain that could only be summed up by one word: deficient. The anti-hero the world hates to love...

What could possibly go wrong when Harry and Draco are looking for a little private time? Everything! Features a nutty centaur, flying!Ron, and ancient Slytherin customs you may not know about.

What happens when you put humour and romance together? Light-hearted fluff. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll have a picnic. At least... Harry and Draco will. (slash)

A flashback to Neville and Ginny’s wedding in my Best Laid Plans universe. On the big day, Ginny is a bit nervous, so Hermione offers a bit of “old married lady advice”, including why marriage can be just as rewarding as it can be infuriating. Also, a bit on the side about the penchant Viktor and Hermione have for making other people’s weddings more interesting, as referred to in the other BLP stories.

A sad, rather romantic story in which McGonagall talks to an old friend of hers about Snape.

Draco, Hermione and lots of caffeine. Will it lead to romance or just blood shot eyes from lack of sleep?

Harry decides to surprise Hermione with dinner for a special day that he remembers but she seems to have forgotten. Fluff-ish.

The White Queen attacked the Knight chess piece that Ron was sitting on during their quest for the stone. Hermione picked up the shards to make a necklace for Ron.

Harry and Ginny are about to get married...their thoughts and looks through the past into now. Yeah, confusing; but don't worry about it! Just read and review!

Hoggy Warty Day Care--run by a young Minerva McGonagall, taking care of children like Oliver Wood, Percy Weasley, Penelope Clearwater, Fleur Delacour, and Marcus Flint. Watch their little mannerisms--and how they contrast to the personalities of their grown-up selves! A fun fic filled with cute little cherries!

This is something I came up with an idea for. It’s based very loosely upon Fear Factor, a show on NBC, but is different from it. It’s my first attempt at humor, and I’d like to know what everyone thinks of it, tell me, do I have a chance at this? Anywho, I’ll stop blabbing and get on with it. Please read and review, personally I found this humorous. Luv and Peace to you all, Belladonna Patil aka Parvati Anne Patil.

Dobby once told Harry Potter that he used the Room of Requirement when Winky was very drunk. He said it with a guilty look. Just what was he so guilty about?

Albus Dumbledore sits his NEWTs.

Craziness, pure hilarious craziness (and insane!) - need I say more? When James and Sirius have pushed Voldemort over the edge, watch out, here comes singing, dancing.... Moldie Voldie!

Sick of the trio being, well, the trio, Snape decides that the time has come for some decisive action. In an effort to drive a wedge between them, Snape concocts not only a fiendish plan, but also a potent potion that he hopes will make Hermione fall madly for Ron. Little does he know that his plan will work, but in a far different direction than intended.

The girls turn to rant about their first year as Gryffindors (Marauder's era). Goes along with the story The Marauders: Year 1.

Interviews at Hogwarts is a program that takes you inside the castle. The interviewer, Ellehcim Elavod, asks the tough questions and isn\'t afraid to take suggestions!

When the Gryffindor seeker is poisoned, she asked James to play ``seeker in the match against Slytherin. Sirius, James, and Peter tell Remus about ``their decision to become animagi. Snape is a sneering Git. Goyle Sr. tries to ``strangle Remus. Lucius Malfoy gets Detention. Rated PG mild gratuitous vomiting ``and mild violence.

[HarryHermione] My mother has a boyfriend. And her boyfriend has a daughter. And I like her. And she likes me. But we can't. We can never... you know. It would break our parents' hearts. So we try to hide it and try to forget it. But it's impossible.

Even alcohol has it's good, it's bad and it's ugly. The Good... being drunk can be fun. The bad... hangover's are bad. The ugly... it could get worse.

The founders of Hogwarts are trying to stop the mistake they made as young adults from happening again. Pairings: Ginny/Draco; Ron/Hermione; Neville/Luna; Harry/Lavender

Lily Evans begins her first year at Hogwarts, meeting new friends, pranksters and enemies as the school's morale is tested upon the first year of the Dark Lord's reign.

Call the Slash Squad, the A&T boys are at it again! An atypical Harry x Draco boylove piece. Delinquent!Harry had a strange moment while Draco slept peacefully.

Every Thursday, without fail, Hermione and Ginny meet for a chat at the Leaky Cauldron. When a gorgeous blond man catches their attention, much laughter and teasing ensues. But why does that guy look so familiar? Songfic to "360 Degrees of You."

When the class of 1998 decides to have a five year reunion on a cruiseship, sparks begin to fly between the Hogwarts graduates and the onboard muggles. There's a few ships, plot twists, and some humor sprinkled throughout as well.

Remus is a little taken aback when Tonks rather abruptly informshim he has to pretend to be her boyfriend because her mother is dropping in. As the web of deception grows ever more complicated, some begin to suspect there's a gem of truth somewhere in the mess.

Have you ever written fanFiction? Have you ever had problems with your main characters? Well, here's my story.

A few days before Christmas, James and Sirius - dragging Remus with them - set out to ambush Severus Snape. When they accidentally get locked in the Potions classroom, things turn out stranger than they expected.

A slice of life from the household of Ron and Hermione Weasley, taking place on Christmas Eve.

James and Lily's wedding. Someone had to write it, might as well be me. Mostly a comedy but romantic stuff too. Enjoy!

James loves Lily, Lily hates James. When the two stay at a mutual friend's house over the summer, will Lily see James in a new light? And will James ever be able to prove to Lily that he really loves her?

Harry is King of the Wizards. He and his knights of the Head Table, including Sir Aragorn, Sir Boromir, Sir Ron, and Sir Gilderoy, undertake the Quest for the One Ring.

What happens to Draco when he's just a bit too eager to follow Ginny home... Draco's POV; D/G with brief mention of R/Hr. A Valentine's Day ficlet.

An evening in the lives of the Granger-Weasleys. Plotless, really.

This is a funny short story about how Harry Potter REALLY found out about Hogwarts, and why he's really there!

Once there were two brothers named Prewett, a girl who died, and a Black who could never be serious...

When Harry, Ron and Hermione find a very suspicious looking backpack in the middle of the street, they meet someone they'd never thought they'd see...

Hogwarts' lawyer visits to sort out a semester of student problems, such as a student with a localized growing portion and a girl with a werewolf boyfriend. He finds nothing that a little bribery or blackmail can't resolve.

When Hermione found herself looking at Harry in a different way in seventh year, she tried to push it out of her mind. For the sake of their friendship, she worked hard to avoid certain thoughts. It was a brilliant plan, as usual, until it all fell apart late one night. (Pure fluff.)

What happens when I lock Harry, Hermione, Ron, Draco, and Ginny in a room? Chaos ensues and our characters go nuts! Who will join them?

Harry/Ron, Hermione/Pansy, Crabbe/Goyle, Draco/Snape, Filch/Peeves/Mrs. Norris, Creevey Bros./Giant Squid, Mary Sue/Kyle Dustruffle... hey, wait a minute... who's Kyle Dustruffle?````The Wizard Chess Slash Series is a slash satire that parodies every slash pairing and ship out there in fandom. If it's been written about, it's made fun of in this series.

Draco Malfoy: the great sleaze. Or so Blaise, one of his customers, puts it. Fluffy perception of whore!Draco. -SLASH-

In which Sirius gets sick and Remus develops a sense of humor. *slash*

A house elf named Winky expresses her thoughts on "enslavement."

“My name is Cupid Valentine, the modern day cupid. I have been sent to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry by the fates. Apparently, the fates want me to play ‘matchmaker’ for two unsuspecting students.”… “So, yeah; the fates have played a horrible, horrible trick on these two students, who are supposed to be victims of my ‘arrow’. But, hey, they’re the fates, right? The always have their reasons, right?”

Severus Snape with blue hair, Minerva McGonagall in a thong, and a cussing Hermione all come together in this humorous post-Voldemort fic. Mentions of sex, homosexuality, and swearing.

One lonely night after the Dark Lord's Defeat, Professor Snape decides he wants to have sex. As blunt as that.

This was my submission for an old The Restricted Section fiction challenge. Ever wonder why Draco looked so morose as he watched the crowd in Flourish & Blotts in the Chamber of Secrets movie? Find all of your answers within!

Drusilla Quigley returns once more to interview none other than Albus Dumbledore. So what makes everyone's favorite headmaster tick? Miss Quigley is about to find out, and she's going to have an interesting article to write indeed...

Ron promised Hermione that he would always love her. Pity he didn’t count on one very successful business trip, that’s provided him``with much more than just your average jet-lag. How will Hermione deal with the news``that her precious Ron had gone gada-bouting off with some city floozy? Look out citizens of Britain, because Hurricane Hermione is coming your way. D/HR- based loosely on``the movie 'Addicted to love' starring Meg Ryan and Matthew Broderick.

It's not that their sex life is boring, no, but... well, Sirius has always been the experimental kind... Remus won't come out of it unscathed.``Padfoot/Remus, because you have to face it: they probably tried it at least once.

Our beloved Potions Master finds himself in a bar to relieve his mind of stress, but wait, who could that be? up on stage? in that fabulous outfit? singing that fabulous song? None other than......

Lily must choose between two very different boys. Lily/Severus, Lily/James, Sirius/Remus

Yes, it's that time again...the Trio are back at Hogwarts, and it seems that a 'special event' has been organised for the amusement of students and teachers alike. Expect character manipulation by the All-Knowing Authoress, random references to certain SHIPs, and the return of a certain winner of Witch Weekly's Most-Charming-Smile award...

Fred and George Weasley are forced to travel to a dangerous pit to save Remus Lupin from death by boredom. On the way, they encounter a million plot holes, everyone of them more ludicrous than the first.

Sixth year. Harry Potter has had enough. Much more worn and cynical after the chaotic events of his fifth year, he wants to be heard as an individual. Not as a hero, not as an attention-craving and possibly insane teen, not as the figurehead for the light, and definitely not as a child. Harry Potter wants to be heard as himself. He wants to learn how to defeat Voldemort on his own and not have to conform to the mould that society has seemingly made for him. He's taking his destiny into his own hands. What better way to be heard than by the media itself? Enter writer Harrison Evans, whose very opinions and existence affect the rising war itself dramatically. Only a select few know that it's Harry. And he wants to keep it that way.

As the bottle spins in fast circles, I wonder how we got to this point. It all started with a simple game: you spin the bottle, you kiss whoever it lands on, no big deal. Then somehow it changed. It turned into a game of truth or dare--not a big deal either, right? But then, it changed again.

What do get when you add a particularly reactive spider, a Potions Master, and a five foot free fall? A recipe for endless insanity.

The things that surprise students of the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry are those that are not magical.

Harry Potter, Arthur Weasley, his son Ronald Weasley, HIS wife Hermione Granger, and THEIR son Viktor all go to the Dursley house for a barbeque. To their surprise, there is not much of a fight from the awful family. "Dudley was everywhere, covering every wall in a mosaic of constantly more recent and much larger (due to the size of the boy in question) photos. In fact, it seemed almost as if a group of girls came and decorated the room as if Dudley was actually the lead singer in a pop group."

What if, all the world's a stage, and the characters of HP fan fiction are actors? This is the story of what happened between 'gigs', when characters meet in the Great Hall to share their complaints about how they're portrayed. Dumbledore has been rooted out of retirement after 'dying', James has doubts about Harry's paternity, Remus rants, and Voldemort does a Gilderoy. In short, mayhem ensues. These are not Jo's sterling characters. This group of players has been forced to enact some of the most atrocious parts in fan fiction-dom, and they're all primed and ready for the casting grouch.

It's the rant of Hermione. The fact Ron meant for her, him dating Lavender, her first kiss with Ron. Its pretty much AU since the time line is out of whack. I am well aware of the fact that Ron broke up with Lavender after March, but it's set around Christmas, and it's my story just go read it!

What do you get when you have three spirits plus Ron and Hermione around Christmas time? A Christmas Carol! Weasley Style!

A mysterious stranger shows up at Hogwarts and puts on a show for the whole school and in particular, Harry. Why does she look so familiar?

So what does it matter if Fred Weasley has a crush? Who cares? George and Lee do. Fred will do anything to keep them from finding out just who the lucky lady might be. Who knows what could happen?

Luna is sure she knows what to expect when she spends the weekend with Dean for the first time.

It's our favorite gang of Gryffindors' sixth year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Follow them through the year as they make friends with the spicy new American student, fall in and out of love, get into fights, and discover themselves. And what would another year at Hogwarts be without the gang getting into a little bit of trouble...

Just read it and find out. What Harry is doing during Potions one terribly hilarious day.

George has always had a place in his heart for Katie Bell. It was always thought the two of them would get together. George had thought he'd never see her again after his and Fred's escape from Hogwarts. Yet, somehow, they found each other once more. But this time she has a boyfriend, but there's something about him that George doesn't quite trust and he's willing to do whatever it takes to get her back again.

There's a thin line between love and hate. Is Harry Potter going to cross it? It's more than likely, with meddling twins, his raging hormones and one delectable blond Slytherin breaking into the Gryffindor common room one night ... Harry starts to wonder. Why the hell did he ever think he was straight? Disclaimer: Everything but the plot JK owns :(

A sweet and funny Potterverse version of the Sleeping Beauty fairy tale. Except she's not beautiful, she's not sleeping, and, well, maybe 'she' isn't the right word... Harry/Snape slash, AU

Yes, it's yet another Snape visits the Dursleys fic, but this one takes place about 15 years pre-OoP. Snape has some important information for Dumbledore, but how can he avoid endangering himself? Can these thoroughly pathetic muggles somehow help? Inspired by a popular theory in fandom.

This is an incredibly G-rated fic. Everyone and everything in this fic is sickeningly happy. The characters are polite, courteous, and enjoy building sand castles. (This includes Voldie!)

A humourous fic about Hermione, Ron and a misunderstanding over wizardporn.

...and you thought The Wizard of Oz couldn't get much better... now with all your favorite Hogwarts kids and a lemony fresh scent!

This is the sequel to "The Adventures of Lord Voldemort." Join Lord Voldemort, Bella, Lucius, Narcissa, Crabbe, Goyle, and Rabastan on the European jaunt of their lives! This is from Lord Voldemort's point of view in diary form. A little random. A LOT of crazy.

Against her better judgement, Hermione agreed to be George's 'date' to a business function. She just didn't plan to still be his date several months on. Follow up to Seven. You don't have to read Seven to understand, but it may help.

An extremely belated Valentine story, 'My Funny Valentine' follows Harry and Ginny as they prepare for Valentines' Day, while also becoming matchmakers for the lovestruck and awkward couple, Hermione and Ron. A bet made with a group of Gryffindor 3rd Years sure isn't going to make it any easier!

Hermione is slowly losing her marbles and develops an unhealthy obsession with Snape ... to his horror. The task of saving what is left of her sanity falls upon him of all people. What is wrong with Hermione and can he help her? Written before HBP, therefore AU.

Sirius and James have some fun...at Remus' expense. (Poor Remus.)

Seamus is full of the love. And Firewhiskey. And he probably shouldn't have made that bet with Theodore Nott.

Lily and James are friends, and neither of them think they would ever get together. So Lily sets James up with her best friend, and the two really hit it off. But then Lily gets these feelings...Little does she know that James feels the exact same way...

Harry appears in the desert, naked. I don't need to say anything else about this story.

He could see it in her eyes, but he hadn’t a bloody clue what to do about it.