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A wizard's death is always a terrible thing. When the wizard is someone who would have proved vitally important in later events, all hell breaks loose.

I was challenged by Yoda (from GT) to create a Harry Potter/Star Wars melded fic where the Harry Potter characters would take on the roles of the Star Wars characters. Harry would become Luke Skywalker, Draco would be Han Solo, Ginny would be Leia, Dumbledore would be Obi Wan Kenobi, Sirius would play Chewbacca, Dobby would be R2D2, and Fred/George would be Yoda. I took the liberty of altering names of characters and places from both stories and even added a few additional ``people. Sorry Hermione fans- she heard about this and ran very far away and is ``therefore not represented.

Ginny, Pansy, Luna, Cedric, Oliver and Draco are six successful best friends in their mid-20s living together in an apartment in Diagon Alley. Read all about their lives, loves and laughs!

Harry is dead and this is his will. Character death implied (not shown, it's just his will), but it's not sad and a couple of strange pairings. I've been told it's funny, but slightly disturbing.

The Game of life! Sequels Sequel to truth or Dare the Sequel, Sequel to Truth or Dare. They do that stuff the title says and someone else gets carried away. Ron speaks...French?

In a strange twist of fate, Ron ends up serenading Hermione with an N'Sync song... will Ron be doomed to become a hopeless member of a stupid boy band, or will he win his darling? A fluffy R/Hr fic! Post-GoF, pre-OotP written.

What happens when the most beautiful girl in school asks Theodore Nott to the Yule Ball? What if he had his eye on someone else?

After the Yule Ball in GoF, Ron dreams about the ball and Hermione. H/R A companion piece to I\\\'ll Dream of Yule.

Harry, fed up with his boyfriend never helping out with the chores, insists that Draco comes supermarket shopping with him... and comes to regret it!

Set after the Yule Ball. Hermione goes up to bed, and after finding Ginny there, they get talking about Harry, Ron, Krum, and the seaside.

Textbook thievery, pink squishy rooms, detention and flicked potato feature as Draco and Harry discover that a lot can happen in seven days.

Vernon Dursley observes as three-year-old Harry Potter is visited by a kindly elf on Christmas Night. Based on "The Night Before Christmas."

SLASH Snarry. Short ficlet. Snape found a way of knowing when the Headmaster is about. Secure in this knowledge, he feels comfortable enough to rendezvous with his lover in the middle of the night.

Harry starts falling for Hermione...and a new girl will turn Ron's world upside down!

Lily and James fluffiness. Songfic to 'She's More' by Andy Griggs!

After being completely insulted yet again in a potions class, Harry is tired of being a student. While in detention, he accidentally creates a potion that allows him a great deal of fun: Harry can switch bodies with people, and he is the only one whom it can work on! Later though, he discovers this potion could very well be the key to defeat Voldemort. Will it lead to victory or tragedy?

Liriel was a Malfoy. Brought up in wealth; surrounded by darkness. She went to Durmstrang for four years until her uncle decided to transfer her, to be able to keep a closer eye on her progress as a Death Eater Apprentice. She would be going to Hogwarts, where her cousin, Draco, went to school. She had the confidence, the looks, and the air of a true Malfoy, yet something raged deep within her and would soon be brought into the light, bringing unexpected results. (FUNNY... dark coming...)

So you thought that only students pass notes? Certainly not true. Here three teachers discuss the purpose of notes, their pupils\' love loves and other such nonsense. It\'s a whole bunch of silliness, really!

Seamus is a kinky sort; he has a secret none of his mates know about, and desires that people would find a little hard to understand. A little accidental magic may serve his obsession in an unlikely way.

A collection of limericks featuring various students, teachers, Death Eaters and others.

Post Hogwarts graduation. Draco and Ginny are getting married, and now must face the task of telling this to her family and a few other 'relations'. Needless to say, no one seemed to receive the news of the engagement with open arms.

What happens when the Gryffindors join a Halloween contest sponsored by the Weasley Wizard Weezes Joke Shop? Ron as a rabbit! Colin as Harry! A love sick Ginny! And a REALLY embarassed Draco!

Just an innocent game of spin-the-bottle... until an uninvited guest shows up and changes the rules. A bunch of ships, slash and het.

Draco learns what homosexual means, and that heterosexual isn't the insult he'd thought it was. And this ... complicates matters. (humour/romance)

The troll\\\'s version of what happened that Hallowe\\\'en in book one. Translated from the Trollish, apart from the title.

Fred Weasley has liked Angelina Johnson for years and now he's found a spell to get her. What happens when the spell backfires?

Sometimes our eyes only see what we want them to see. Sometimes they don't see what's right in front of you the whole time. Hermione learns this lesson on the night of the Seventh Year Ball. RW/HG.

Lupin gets the dubious pleasure of waking Tonks up for breakfast every morning for a week. Hilarity ensues.

One of the worst villains in canon. A valiant and true heroine. AND they're uncle and niece! So what's to keep them from (*ahem, ahem*) getting together? Sometimes personal relationships are not the worst issue...

Harry and Ron are sitting in the Leaky Cauldron, waiting on Hermione and Ginny, when they spot a beautiful dark haired girl sitting at a corner table. This prompts Harry to attempt a successful use of pick-up lines, with disastrous results.

Originally named "The Four Marauders". It's the Marauders' fifth year at Hogwarts--Remus suffers from PMS (Pre-Moon Sickness) and Moonopause--James struggles to kiss Lily--Sirius flirts and attempts to get a girlfriend--and Peter...well, he tries not to explode from eating so much! Join the Marauders as they get high (off Sharpies that Remus stole from his Muggle step-dad), go on panty raids, and, most important of all, harrass Snivellus!

Harry goes on a trip with Draco into a dreary Muggle motel in the murky Midlands. Kookiness ensues. (Stranger things have happened, you know.)

Ever wonder about what it would be like to be in handcuffs? Not like against the law... enforced by police. Natural law takes an ironic turn in this story of two enemies, bonded by cold hard steel. Yet the very thing that keeps them together keeps them also from killing each other.

Fifth year has come around again, and Harry must deal with death, Evil Overlords, classes, and of course, romance and hormones abound. Dumbledore is collecting allies at Hogwarts, twists and surprises appear around every turn, and Fudge still refuses to admit Voldemort has returned. Quidditch misadventures, accidental time travel, ancient and long forgotten curses, life altering decisions, personal epiphanies, and life threatening situations abound all while defying the government and undermining authorities. Though it all, Harry and his friends are still expected to study for their O.W.L.s and pass with flying colors.

Hermione is going on vacation with her mom, tooth-obsessed Dad and... Harry and Ron? But then Hermione starts to like Harry... what now??

Harry and Ron venture into a record shop where they meet a boy who looks suspiciously like Harry. Could it be...? A real-person fic featuring Dan Radcliffe.

Costa del Sol, Spain: a senseless murder sparks a violent reaction none could have foreseen. Power. Money. Drugs. And in the background, somebody is looking to bring it all down.

Harry finds himself locked in a crowded common room in nothing but his boxers! Ginny is there and isn't slightly embarrassed.

Ginny's seen almost every single living soul in the house in some embarrassing state of undress or other. Today, she finishes her collection with Harry, singing in the shower. Oneshot. Warning: Slash implied.

Harry's fifteen and starts to have feelings for someone special. He needs to confess, of course, to the lucky girl. Trust Ron to mess things up for him. Will Harry be able to make his confession in detention?

Draco is not in love with Harry. Really, he's not. And he definitely doesn't have a plan to get Harry to love him too.... H/D.

It’s time for the exclusive seventh-year New Year’s Party up at the Astronomy tower. Ginny gets invited by Seamus, but he’s not the one she ends up kissing at midnight... a few sips of 'punch' and Ginny stumbles into none other than the hands of... you'll just have to read and find out.

OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY KILLED COLIN! And so our tale begins. A horrible murder has occurred at our beloved Hogwarts, and Fudge is a bungling idiot. Oh, and did I mention Dumbledore has experienced S.M.E.F.? If you want to know what smef means you're going to have to read my delightfully funny murder story.

[AU] Draco and Lucius Malfoy sit behind Harry and Hermione at the Quidditch World Cup. Being Malfoys, they just have to grab this one by the horns. Unfortunately, they seem to forget that Hermione Granger is the top of her year... Oneshot.

Lucius accidentally hits his son. A response to all the Abused!Draco fics out there, set when Draco is about seven years old. Includes WearingThePants!Narcissa.

A cautionary tale on the dangers of carelessly mixing magic and technology. Ron breaks the internet. (Written for LadyTory's Bad Day Challenge.)

The marauders have had a bit too much Firewhisky. Chaos ensues. Response to a challenge.

What more could Lucius Malfoy need than a mid-life crisis, a mysterious escort, and blackmail? Hermione Granger, of course.

You wouldn't have thought anyone could get away with messing with Voldemort, would you? He didn't either - until two children showed up on his doorstep claiming to be his cousins...

It's sound advice: Never accept food from Fred and/or George Weasley. But when it's a pan of warm, chocolatey, gooey brownies, how could any sane person possibly resist? (Easily, if they know what's good for 'em.) Warning: Not your Mom's brownies; this fic is rated PG-13 for a reason.

Draco, Hermione, and some mud. "Unresolved sexual tension. Those two have it in spades."

It's the end of sixth year and Lily is enjoying a day off on the Hogwarts grounds until some mischievous boys find her where she's sleeping. James has an idea but it's Sirius's prank that really makes this fic happen.

Characters from Harry Potter write their letters to Santa.

Scene: The Leaky Cauldron at Halloween. The pub is decorated Hogwarts-style in preparation for the characters' in-between-books Halloween celebration. Ron and Hermione are helping Harry decorate.``Hermione: Ron, come give me a boost over here, will you? I can’t staple this beheaded elf to the ceiling without you.``Ron: Sure, honey, I’ll be right there. (leaning over, he whispers to Harry who is filling a wooden barrel with apples for bobbing) Harry, uh…did you send my parents an invite to this party?

Have you ever wondered if Hogwarts really does exist? Well it does but there’s more to it than the books let on.

"I think that I'll go for a walk in a couple of minutes... maybe by the Gryffindor Tower... I'll just walk by... casually... there's the possibility of bumping into a certain Gryffindor who always stays here for the Holidays... all right, I'll tell you my big secret... God! Now I'm so blushing!" A story about a hopelessly in love Ravenclaw. Her addiction? Harry Potter.

O/C: Chester B. Humpledincker: The horrific mistake Mother Nature didn't want to admit to; a face that would make Voldemort grimace, and a brain that could only be summed up by one word: deficient. The anti-hero the world hates to love...

What could possibly go wrong when Harry and Draco are looking for a little private time? Everything! Features a nutty centaur, flying!Ron, and ancient Slytherin customs you may not know about.

What happens when you put humour and romance together? Light-hearted fluff. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll have a picnic. At least... Harry and Draco will. (slash)

A flashback to Neville and Ginny’s wedding in my Best Laid Plans universe. On the big day, Ginny is a bit nervous, so Hermione offers a bit of “old married lady advice”, including why marriage can be just as rewarding as it can be infuriating. Also, a bit on the side about the penchant Viktor and Hermione have for making other people’s weddings more interesting, as referred to in the other BLP stories.

A sad, rather romantic story in which McGonagall talks to an old friend of hers about Snape.

The White Queen attacked the Knight chess piece that Ron was sitting on during their quest for the stone. Hermione picked up the shards to make a necklace for Ron.

Harry decides to surprise Hermione with dinner for a special day that he remembers but she seems to have forgotten. Fluff-ish.

Draco, Hermione and lots of caffeine. Will it lead to romance or just blood shot eyes from lack of sleep?

Hoggy Warty Day Care--run by a young Minerva McGonagall, taking care of children like Oliver Wood, Percy Weasley, Penelope Clearwater, Fleur Delacour, and Marcus Flint. Watch their little mannerisms--and how they contrast to the personalities of their grown-up selves! A fun fic filled with cute little cherries!

Harry and Ginny are about to get married...their thoughts and looks through the past into now. Yeah, confusing; but don't worry about it! Just read and review!

Dobby once told Harry Potter that he used the Room of Requirement when Winky was very drunk. He said it with a guilty look. Just what was he so guilty about?

This is something I came up with an idea for. It’s based very loosely upon Fear Factor, a show on NBC, but is different from it. It’s my first attempt at humor, and I’d like to know what everyone thinks of it, tell me, do I have a chance at this? Anywho, I’ll stop blabbing and get on with it. Please read and review, personally I found this humorous. Luv and Peace to you all, Belladonna Patil aka Parvati Anne Patil.

Sick of the trio being, well, the trio, Snape decides that the time has come for some decisive action. In an effort to drive a wedge between them, Snape concocts not only a fiendish plan, but also a potent potion that he hopes will make Hermione fall madly for Ron. Little does he know that his plan will work, but in a far different direction than intended.

Albus Dumbledore sits his NEWTs.

Craziness, pure hilarious craziness (and insane!) - need I say more? When James and Sirius have pushed Voldemort over the edge, watch out, here comes singing, dancing.... Moldie Voldie!

Interviews at Hogwarts is a program that takes you inside the castle. The interviewer, Ellehcim Elavod, asks the tough questions and isn\'t afraid to take suggestions!

The girls turn to rant about their first year as Gryffindors (Marauder's era). Goes along with the story The Marauders: Year 1.

When the Gryffindor seeker is poisoned, she asked James to play ``seeker in the match against Slytherin. Sirius, James, and Peter tell Remus about ``their decision to become animagi. Snape is a sneering Git. Goyle Sr. tries to ``strangle Remus. Lucius Malfoy gets Detention. Rated PG mild gratuitous vomiting ``and mild violence.

[HarryHermione] My mother has a boyfriend. And her boyfriend has a daughter. And I like her. And she likes me. But we can't. We can never... you know. It would break our parents' hearts. So we try to hide it and try to forget it. But it's impossible.

Lily Evans begins her first year at Hogwarts, meeting new friends, pranksters and enemies as the school's morale is tested upon the first year of the Dark Lord's reign.

Call the Slash Squad, the A&T boys are at it again! An atypical Harry x Draco boylove piece. Delinquent!Harry had a strange moment while Draco slept peacefully.

The founders of Hogwarts are trying to stop the mistake they made as young adults from happening again. Pairings: Ginny/Draco; Ron/Hermione; Neville/Luna; Harry/Lavender

Even alcohol has it's good, it's bad and it's ugly. The Good... being drunk can be fun. The bad... hangover's are bad. The ugly... it could get worse.

When the class of 1998 decides to have a five year reunion on a cruiseship, sparks begin to fly between the Hogwarts graduates and the onboard muggles. There's a few ships, plot twists, and some humor sprinkled throughout as well.

Every Thursday, without fail, Hermione and Ginny meet for a chat at the Leaky Cauldron. When a gorgeous blond man catches their attention, much laughter and teasing ensues. But why does that guy look so familiar? Songfic to "360 Degrees of You."

Remus is a little taken aback when Tonks rather abruptly informshim he has to pretend to be her boyfriend because her mother is dropping in. As the web of deception grows ever more complicated, some begin to suspect there's a gem of truth somewhere in the mess.

Have you ever written fanFiction? Have you ever had problems with your main characters? Well, here's my story.

A few days before Christmas, James and Sirius - dragging Remus with them - set out to ambush Severus Snape. When they accidentally get locked in the Potions classroom, things turn out stranger than they expected.

James loves Lily, Lily hates James. When the two stay at a mutual friend's house over the summer, will Lily see James in a new light? And will James ever be able to prove to Lily that he really loves her?

James and Lily's wedding. Someone had to write it, might as well be me. Mostly a comedy but romantic stuff too. Enjoy!

A slice of life from the household of Ron and Hermione Weasley, taking place on Christmas Eve.

Harry is King of the Wizards. He and his knights of the Head Table, including Sir Aragorn, Sir Boromir, Sir Ron, and Sir Gilderoy, undertake the Quest for the One Ring.

What happens to Draco when he's just a bit too eager to follow Ginny home... Draco's POV; D/G with brief mention of R/Hr. A Valentine's Day ficlet.

An evening in the lives of the Granger-Weasleys. Plotless, really.

This is a funny short story about how Harry Potter REALLY found out about Hogwarts, and why he's really there!

Once there were two brothers named Prewett, a girl who died, and a Black who could never be serious...

When Harry, Ron and Hermione find a very suspicious looking backpack in the middle of the street, they meet someone they'd never thought they'd see...

What happens when I lock Harry, Hermione, Ron, Draco, and Ginny in a room? Chaos ensues and our characters go nuts! Who will join them?

Hogwarts' lawyer visits to sort out a semester of student problems, such as a student with a localized growing portion and a girl with a werewolf boyfriend. He finds nothing that a little bribery or blackmail can't resolve.

When Hermione found herself looking at Harry in a different way in seventh year, she tried to push it out of her mind. For the sake of their friendship, she worked hard to avoid certain thoughts. It was a brilliant plan, as usual, until it all fell apart late one night. (Pure fluff.)

Harry/Ron, Hermione/Pansy, Crabbe/Goyle, Draco/Snape, Filch/Peeves/Mrs. Norris, Creevey Bros./Giant Squid, Mary Sue/Kyle Dustruffle... hey, wait a minute... who's Kyle Dustruffle?````The Wizard Chess Slash Series is a slash satire that parodies every slash pairing and ship out there in fandom. If it's been written about, it's made fun of in this series.

In which Sirius gets sick and Remus develops a sense of humor. *slash*

Draco Malfoy: the great sleaze. Or so Blaise, one of his customers, puts it. Fluffy perception of whore!Draco. -SLASH-

A house elf named Winky expresses her thoughts on "enslavement."