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The teenage Marauders find themselves forced into the Muggle world... without their wands! Hilarity ensues. Includes some mild swearing.

"Grease and Oil on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?"``"It is Princess Hermione, my dear Queen."``"WHAT?!?! How can this be? I won the '91 Beauty Pageant of Faraway Land! I am an ex-Miss Faraway. And I am also a former Miss Fairytale Universe! No way that little brat is more attractive than me!"``Snow White and the Seven Dwarves - The Harry Potter Version!``With Narcissa Malfoy as Queen/Witch, Hermione as Snow White, and Grease and Oil (you should know who) as the mirror!

There must be more girls in Hermione's dormatory than just Lavender and Parvati. What happens when one of them, particuarly a Muggle born, is asked out by one Draco Malfoy? And where is Harry?

Hermione finds herself in the most unusual situation when facing a Boggart that turns into people's deepest desire, instead of their deepest fear. Another addition to "The Inverted Boggart" story.

It's Christmas, and the party is at the Three Broomsticks. Much, much alcohol is consumed. Draco and Ron sing. There is copious snogging. Slash, Hermione/Ginny, Harry/Ron.

The day was dark, cold, and wet. The chill in the moist air outside kept most of the students indoors. It was the weekend, and the normally bustling corridors and classrooms were deserted and quiet. Needless to say, to a pair of red haired Gryffindor boys, it was a very boring day. When something involves Fred and George, it won't remain boring for too long.

Voldemort's real desperate. He has so many pathetic minio-er follwers and nothing to do. What better way to try to whip their minds into shape than to hold therapy sessions? There are a lot of better ways... but Voldemort is, as I said before, desperate...

Shortly after Hogwarts, Sirius and Remus are sharing a flat together. One day, however, a very strange tift begins.

A young Lucius Malfoy is forced to baby-sit his wife's niece for a day. How much trouble can toddler!Tonks get up to? The answer involves overflowing sinks, strawberry jam, and Bertie Bott's Beans.

Harry is angry. VERY angry. Why?

Professor Trelawney's hatred of Harry and Ron have led her to the perfect plan to pay them back. How will Harry "die" in her next prediction. Can teacups really predict the future. Humour, R/Hr and H/D slash.

Ron and Harry share the same flat and today, Hermione is going to bring a surprise there.

See what happens when you take on bored Harry Potter fan muggle and take one horny and angry Draco Malfoy!``Warning: You might wet yourself.

Do you have what it takes to be a Death Eater? In these "short" guidelines written by the Dark Lord himself, you'll find out all the do's and don't's and other info of being a Death Eather in Voldemort's service....

The A&T boys are back! Oh, behave! Delinquent!Harry``ate an ice cream. Sex-starved!Draco had some explicit daydream.``In public. Ice cream eaten by Harry was based on Feast by Walls.

Two worlds collide in a story of humor, action, and possibly romance. Everyone's favorite wizard is once again in a tricky situation. But this time, it isn't even in his own world!

Each chapter of this will be about a different couple from my Prophecy series. If you aren’t reading it, you may be a bit lost about the timeline and people. Here are the beginnings of more than a dozen couples that you know. If you aren’t reading Prophecy, these are still lighthearted looks at young love at Hogwarts. Try one out, and maybe you’ll learn to like the Manticores.

The teachers at Hogwarts must undergo therapy following the termination of Professor Lockhart... insights into Professor McGonagall's true character and Snape's sarcasm abounds.

Ginny bursts into Hermione's room one night, determined and sure: she's giving up on Our Hero. Short little fic, inspired by OotP when Hermione explains that Ginny gave up on Harry *months* ago. Takes place shortly before the third task in GoF.

An And Baby Makes Three future cookie. Ginny engages in a battle of wills with her four year old son. See who wins this battle of epic proportions over a plate of cabbage. Draco and Liam's little brother put in appearances.

This will be following a student, Raef Wolfe JR, attending Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. She starts as a second year student. She can't understand English unless it's written and came from an uptight family. Her mother is studying to become a teacher. Meanwhile, behind all the fuss of a normal witch her age, Raef is hiding a few dark secrets...

Ron and Hermione finally see their love for each other... Short, sweet.

Harry, Ginny, Hermione and Ron sit down and comment while they watch, "The Empire Strikes Back". Symbolism and Comparisons abound. Inspired Sequel to B Bennet's, "A Certain Point of View".

Find out what Rita was up to during the events of CoS!

Harry and Hermione are very much in love and they go on Valentine's Day to the spot where Harry proposed to Hermione all those years ago. The sequel to Valentine's Day.

It's the story of how they finally got Lily to go out with James, and their first kiss (the first one James didn't steal). It's set in seventh year and is pretty funny. It involves spying, shouting, itching suits, and temper tantrums! Romantic and funny.

James and Lily are supposed to be married on Friday. Well, the Saturday beforehand, the best man, our favorite mutt, Sirius, decides to throw his friend a bachelor party. This party involves cake and coconuts and an uninvited guest who decides to crash the party.

After a horrible rumor rips James and Lily apart, they talk in the Owlery. Can things be the way they were? Can they rip their broken relationship?

It's Remus Lupin's 18th birthday - and he has decided to give himself a birthday party - with a present (or two).

Harry and Ron find a Muggle computer, and go onto Schnoogle and read fics! Featuring bad language and teasing!

Draco and Hermione meet up in a most unusual place all because of Ron’s Dr. Pepper...

Our favorite hero and heroine are out for a day of fun, frolic, and most importantly to make tiny confessions.

Dudley-fat, stupid and, er, fat! But he's also innocent(ish) and cute (in a stupid sort of way). See Dudley's life, starting Christmas 1996, when he writes to his cousin...

Lord Voldemort consults the Evil Overlord handbook and decides to rid Hogwarts of some Christmas cheer... until he gets discovered sneaking around the Ravenclaw Common Room by a certain "loony" student...

Is a certain redhead going nuts? James sends Lily a diary for her birthday. The diary documents how Lily's feelings towards James change from hate, to confusion, to love. Friendship, secrets, feelings and pranks abound!

Welcome to a segment of Interviews, the DADA Teachers Talk Show! This sickly show is like a combination of a super cheesy David Letterman and Oprah Winfrey show with your twice as cheesy host Cornelius Fudge! This show is the reason talkshows and Harry Potter do NOT mix.

A humourous tale about Harry getting all dressed up with somewhere to go--to save Severus--and maybe try to seduce him, as well. (No actual het was produced in the writing of this story.)

Some things are best left unquantifiable. Love is one of them.

Ron and Luna are getting married and Ginny has a mystery date. Harry is being nosy and learns something that will make his world beautiful! Ron/Luna, Harry/? Ginny/?

A wizard's death is always a terrible thing. When the wizard is someone who would have proved vitally important in later events, all hell breaks loose.

I was challenged by Yoda (from GT) to create a Harry Potter/Star Wars melded fic where the Harry Potter characters would take on the roles of the Star Wars characters. Harry would become Luke Skywalker, Draco would be Han Solo, Ginny would be Leia, Dumbledore would be Obi Wan Kenobi, Sirius would play Chewbacca, Dobby would be R2D2, and Fred/George would be Yoda. I took the liberty of altering names of characters and places from both stories and even added a few additional ``people. Sorry Hermione fans- she heard about this and ran very far away and is ``therefore not represented.

In the summer holidays after leaving Hogwarts, Remus has a surprise for Sirius.

Harry is dead and this is his will. Character death implied (not shown, it's just his will), but it's not sad and a couple of strange pairings. I've been told it's funny, but slightly disturbing.

What happens when the most beautiful girl in school asks Theodore Nott to the Yule Ball? What if he had his eye on someone else?

In a strange twist of fate, Ron ends up serenading Hermione with an N'Sync song... will Ron be doomed to become a hopeless member of a stupid boy band, or will he win his darling? A fluffy R/Hr fic! Post-GoF, pre-OotP written.

Ginny, Pansy, Luna, Cedric, Oliver and Draco are six successful best friends in their mid-20s living together in an apartment in Diagon Alley. Read all about their lives, loves and laughs!

The Game of life! Sequels Sequel to truth or Dare the Sequel, Sequel to Truth or Dare. They do that stuff the title says and someone else gets carried away. Ron speaks...French?

Harry, fed up with his boyfriend never helping out with the chores, insists that Draco comes supermarket shopping with him... and comes to regret it!

Textbook thievery, pink squishy rooms, detention and flicked potato feature as Draco and Harry discover that a lot can happen in seven days.

Set after the Yule Ball. Hermione goes up to bed, and after finding Ginny there, they get talking about Harry, Ron, Krum, and the seaside.

After the Yule Ball in GoF, Ron dreams about the ball and Hermione. H/R A companion piece to I\\\'ll Dream of Yule.

Harry starts falling for Hermione...and a new girl will turn Ron's world upside down!

Vernon Dursley observes as three-year-old Harry Potter is visited by a kindly elf on Christmas Night. Based on "The Night Before Christmas."

SLASH Snarry. Short ficlet. Snape found a way of knowing when the Headmaster is about. Secure in this knowledge, he feels comfortable enough to rendezvous with his lover in the middle of the night.

Lily and James fluffiness. Songfic to 'She's More' by Andy Griggs!

After being completely insulted yet again in a potions class, Harry is tired of being a student. While in detention, he accidentally creates a potion that allows him a great deal of fun: Harry can switch bodies with people, and he is the only one whom it can work on! Later though, he discovers this potion could very well be the key to defeat Voldemort. Will it lead to victory or tragedy?

Liriel was a Malfoy. Brought up in wealth; surrounded by darkness. She went to Durmstrang for four years until her uncle decided to transfer her, to be able to keep a closer eye on her progress as a Death Eater Apprentice. She would be going to Hogwarts, where her cousin, Draco, went to school. She had the confidence, the looks, and the air of a true Malfoy, yet something raged deep within her and would soon be brought into the light, bringing unexpected results. (FUNNY... dark coming...)

A collection of limericks featuring various students, teachers, Death Eaters and others.

Seamus is a kinky sort; he has a secret none of his mates know about, and desires that people would find a little hard to understand. A little accidental magic may serve his obsession in an unlikely way.

So you thought that only students pass notes? Certainly not true. Here three teachers discuss the purpose of notes, their pupils\' love loves and other such nonsense. It\'s a whole bunch of silliness, really!

What happens when the Gryffindors join a Halloween contest sponsored by the Weasley Wizard Weezes Joke Shop? Ron as a rabbit! Colin as Harry! A love sick Ginny! And a REALLY embarassed Draco!

Post Hogwarts graduation. Draco and Ginny are getting married, and now must face the task of telling this to her family and a few other 'relations'. Needless to say, no one seemed to receive the news of the engagement with open arms.

Draco learns what homosexual means, and that heterosexual isn't the insult he'd thought it was. And this ... complicates matters. (humour/romance)

Just an innocent game of spin-the-bottle... until an uninvited guest shows up and changes the rules. A bunch of ships, slash and het.

Fred Weasley has liked Angelina Johnson for years and now he's found a spell to get her. What happens when the spell backfires?

The troll\\\'s version of what happened that Hallowe\\\'en in book one. Translated from the Trollish, apart from the title.

Sometimes our eyes only see what we want them to see. Sometimes they don't see what's right in front of you the whole time. Hermione learns this lesson on the night of the Seventh Year Ball. RW/HG.

One of the worst villains in canon. A valiant and true heroine. AND they're uncle and niece! So what's to keep them from (*ahem, ahem*) getting together? Sometimes personal relationships are not the worst issue...

Lupin gets the dubious pleasure of waking Tonks up for breakfast every morning for a week. Hilarity ensues.

Originally named "The Four Marauders". It's the Marauders' fifth year at Hogwarts--Remus suffers from PMS (Pre-Moon Sickness) and Moonopause--James struggles to kiss Lily--Sirius flirts and attempts to get a girlfriend--and Peter...well, he tries not to explode from eating so much! Join the Marauders as they get high (off Sharpies that Remus stole from his Muggle step-dad), go on panty raids, and, most important of all, harrass Snivellus!

Harry and Ron are sitting in the Leaky Cauldron, waiting on Hermione and Ginny, when they spot a beautiful dark haired girl sitting at a corner table. This prompts Harry to attempt a successful use of pick-up lines, with disastrous results.

Harry and Ron venture into a record shop where they meet a boy who looks suspiciously like Harry. Could it be...? A real-person fic featuring Dan Radcliffe.

Hermione is going on vacation with her mom, tooth-obsessed Dad and... Harry and Ron? But then Hermione starts to like Harry... what now??

Fifth year has come around again, and Harry must deal with death, Evil Overlords, classes, and of course, romance and hormones abound. Dumbledore is collecting allies at Hogwarts, twists and surprises appear around every turn, and Fudge still refuses to admit Voldemort has returned. Quidditch misadventures, accidental time travel, ancient and long forgotten curses, life altering decisions, personal epiphanies, and life threatening situations abound all while defying the government and undermining authorities. Though it all, Harry and his friends are still expected to study for their O.W.L.s and pass with flying colors.

Ever wonder about what it would be like to be in handcuffs? Not like against the law... enforced by police. Natural law takes an ironic turn in this story of two enemies, bonded by cold hard steel. Yet the very thing that keeps them together keeps them also from killing each other.

Harry goes on a trip with Draco into a dreary Muggle motel in the murky Midlands. Kookiness ensues. (Stranger things have happened, you know.)

Ginny's seen almost every single living soul in the house in some embarrassing state of undress or other. Today, she finishes her collection with Harry, singing in the shower. Oneshot. Warning: Slash implied.

Harry finds himself locked in a crowded common room in nothing but his boxers! Ginny is there and isn't slightly embarrassed.

Costa del Sol, Spain: a senseless murder sparks a violent reaction none could have foreseen. Power. Money. Drugs. And in the background, somebody is looking to bring it all down.

Harry's fifteen and starts to have feelings for someone special. He needs to confess, of course, to the lucky girl. Trust Ron to mess things up for him. Will Harry be able to make his confession in detention?

Draco is not in love with Harry. Really, he's not. And he definitely doesn't have a plan to get Harry to love him too.... H/D.

[AU] Draco and Lucius Malfoy sit behind Harry and Hermione at the Quidditch World Cup. Being Malfoys, they just have to grab this one by the horns. Unfortunately, they seem to forget that Hermione Granger is the top of her year... Oneshot.

It’s time for the exclusive seventh-year New Year’s Party up at the Astronomy tower. Ginny gets invited by Seamus, but he’s not the one she ends up kissing at midnight... a few sips of 'punch' and Ginny stumbles into none other than the hands of... you'll just have to read and find out.

Lucius accidentally hits his son. A response to all the Abused!Draco fics out there, set when Draco is about seven years old. Includes WearingThePants!Narcissa.

OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY KILLED COLIN! And so our tale begins. A horrible murder has occurred at our beloved Hogwarts, and Fudge is a bungling idiot. Oh, and did I mention Dumbledore has experienced S.M.E.F.? If you want to know what smef means you're going to have to read my delightfully funny murder story.

The marauders have had a bit too much Firewhisky. Chaos ensues. Response to a challenge.

What more could Lucius Malfoy need than a mid-life crisis, a mysterious escort, and blackmail? Hermione Granger, of course.

A cautionary tale on the dangers of carelessly mixing magic and technology. Ron breaks the internet. (Written for LadyTory's Bad Day Challenge.)

You wouldn't have thought anyone could get away with messing with Voldemort, would you? He didn't either - until two children showed up on his doorstep claiming to be his cousins...

It's the end of sixth year and Lily is enjoying a day off on the Hogwarts grounds until some mischievous boys find her where she's sleeping. James has an idea but it's Sirius's prank that really makes this fic happen.

Draco, Hermione, and some mud. "Unresolved sexual tension. Those two have it in spades."

It's sound advice: Never accept food from Fred and/or George Weasley. But when it's a pan of warm, chocolatey, gooey brownies, how could any sane person possibly resist? (Easily, if they know what's good for 'em.) Warning: Not your Mom's brownies; this fic is rated PG-13 for a reason.

Have you ever wondered if Hogwarts really does exist? Well it does but there’s more to it than the books let on.

Scene: The Leaky Cauldron at Halloween. The pub is decorated Hogwarts-style in preparation for the characters' in-between-books Halloween celebration. Ron and Hermione are helping Harry decorate.``Hermione: Ron, come give me a boost over here, will you? I can’t staple this beheaded elf to the ceiling without you.``Ron: Sure, honey, I’ll be right there. (leaning over, he whispers to Harry who is filling a wooden barrel with apples for bobbing) Harry, uh…did you send my parents an invite to this party?

Characters from Harry Potter write their letters to Santa.

"I think that I'll go for a walk in a couple of minutes... maybe by the Gryffindor Tower... I'll just walk by... casually... there's the possibility of bumping into a certain Gryffindor who always stays here for the Holidays... all right, I'll tell you my big secret... God! Now I'm so blushing!" A story about a hopelessly in love Ravenclaw. Her addiction? Harry Potter.

O/C: Chester B. Humpledincker: The horrific mistake Mother Nature didn't want to admit to; a face that would make Voldemort grimace, and a brain that could only be summed up by one word: deficient. The anti-hero the world hates to love...

What could possibly go wrong when Harry and Draco are looking for a little private time? Everything! Features a nutty centaur, flying!Ron, and ancient Slytherin customs you may not know about.

What happens when you put humour and romance together? Light-hearted fluff. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll have a picnic. At least... Harry and Draco will. (slash)

A flashback to Neville and Ginny’s wedding in my Best Laid Plans universe. On the big day, Ginny is a bit nervous, so Hermione offers a bit of “old married lady advice”, including why marriage can be just as rewarding as it can be infuriating. Also, a bit on the side about the penchant Viktor and Hermione have for making other people’s weddings more interesting, as referred to in the other BLP stories.