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Rita Skeeter really shouldn't have picked Mrs. Norris for the subject of an interview. Dark humor. No fluff, just slit-eyed intrigue.

Percy tells Oliver a little bed time story about how he came to realize he couldn't live without him. (Sequel to My Lover's Smile)

Ginny is exploring secret passageways at Hogwarts when she falls and hits her head. Much to her surprise, she wakes up in the Slytherin dungeons, in the care of a group of Slytherins who, she discovers, aren't the group of murderous beasts she had thought. Sometimes junior Death Eaters aren't so bad after all.

If Fred Weasley and Angelina Johnson are an \\\'item\\\', what about George? Is he lonely, or does he have a secret girlfriend? A sequel to Sybill Trelawney and the Clueless Evening (Ridd), and a prequel of sorts to Hello, Mrs Weasley (Ridd).

Mary Sue is sick and tired of romance novels, so when she's offered a starring role in a Harry Potter fanfic, she jumps at the chance. Problem is, things aren't going exactly according to plan... My mom says it's stupid, my beta says it's funny. The only way you can find out is to READ!

It's the gang's sixth year, and a very nice new girl (no, she's not secretly evil, the daughter of Voldemort, the illegitimate child of Lily and Snape, or anything like that -- she's just a nice, normal girl) comes to Hogwarts after having been home schooled for the first five years of her wizarding education. Upon seeing the recently-matured, much-transformed, awesome babe that is shy Neville Longbottom, she's got a SERIOUS crush on her hands -- but is the feeling mutual? A cute, funny story that's not quite complete...but ready for the reading nonetheless!

Brothers tend to always view their younger sisters as little angels. Ron's angelic view of Ginny is dramatically smashed beyond recognition! And... that's not all...

Hello! Welcome to my little one-shot song fic. Remus Lupin/Sirius Black. Sirius is bringing sexy back with a record player and a song.

Three crazy voice overs attempt to tell a Harry Potter story in which a bunch of fermatas try to take over Hogwarts in spite of the fact that it is the job of the Killer Rabbits and Jackalopes.

What would you do if you woke up at Hogwarts? Would you get really really excited? Would you take advantage of the situation? Or would you wreak total havoc?``I would.

Fred and George have been rummaging around in Percy's room and to their delight find something that not only makes their day but can also make them some money.

Alice Longbottom had always been like that; kind, gentle, but a little conservative, a little complacent, a little smug, a little too ready with her curses. She deserved taking down a peg or two, and Andromeda knew that a Black was the one to do it. Whoever said Sirius's favourite cousin was the nice one?

Petunia grudgingly picks Lily up from King's Cross Station for Christmas holidays and meets Messrs MWPP.

James has decided to ask Lily to be wife. But, something goes wrong...

It's the trio's sixth year at Hogwarts, and the Sweetheart Ball is looming in the not-too-distant future. Will Ron manage to ask a certain someone "not as a last resort"? Who can Harry take? And just what does Hermione think about all those hours in the library?

Welcome to the brute squad. Malfoy's cronies. Built like trolls and twice as ugly. Too dumb to stick two thoughts together. Sharing a single brain cell. "I could say it doesn't bother me. Yeah, like hell! You try being called a stupid Slytherin Death Eater brat day in and day out, see how you like it!"

Weasleys hate Malfoys; Malfoys hate Weasleys. It’s just the way things are. But Draco and Ginny have always been rebels.

Professor Blaise Zabini is travelling on his friend Justin Finch-Fletchley's yacht, when they hear on the WWN that there is a great regatta starting....

Harry, Ron, Hermione, and their American friend Lily Evanson take a summer vacation to Las Vegas. Relationships are taken to a new step, and humor is around every corner.

Harry, Ron, and Hermione are sure that someone's out to commit a crime. Our heroes are valiant and daring in their efforts to prevent the stealing of the Sorcerer's Stone. But, honestly, the teachers gathering in the staff room just think they're being annoying. It's the afternoon before the ultimate climax of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone... and the staff just wants to have a quiet coffee break. Here it is: prequel to a prequel.

The teenage Marauders find themselves forced into the Muggle world... without their wands! Hilarity ensues. Includes some mild swearing.

"Grease and Oil on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?"``"It is Princess Hermione, my dear Queen."``"WHAT?!?! How can this be? I won the '91 Beauty Pageant of Faraway Land! I am an ex-Miss Faraway. And I am also a former Miss Fairytale Universe! No way that little brat is more attractive than me!"``Snow White and the Seven Dwarves - The Harry Potter Version!``With Narcissa Malfoy as Queen/Witch, Hermione as Snow White, and Grease and Oil (you should know who) as the mirror!

Hermione finds herself in the most unusual situation when facing a Boggart that turns into people's deepest desire, instead of their deepest fear. Another addition to "The Inverted Boggart" story.

There must be more girls in Hermione's dormatory than just Lavender and Parvati. What happens when one of them, particuarly a Muggle born, is asked out by one Draco Malfoy? And where is Harry?

A young Lucius Malfoy is forced to baby-sit his wife's niece for a day. How much trouble can toddler!Tonks get up to? The answer involves overflowing sinks, strawberry jam, and Bertie Bott's Beans.

Voldemort's real desperate. He has so many pathetic minio-er follwers and nothing to do. What better way to try to whip their minds into shape than to hold therapy sessions? There are a lot of better ways... but Voldemort is, as I said before, desperate...

It's Christmas, and the party is at the Three Broomsticks. Much, much alcohol is consumed. Draco and Ron sing. There is copious snogging. Slash, Hermione/Ginny, Harry/Ron.

Shortly after Hogwarts, Sirius and Remus are sharing a flat together. One day, however, a very strange tift begins.

The day was dark, cold, and wet. The chill in the moist air outside kept most of the students indoors. It was the weekend, and the normally bustling corridors and classrooms were deserted and quiet. Needless to say, to a pair of red haired Gryffindor boys, it was a very boring day. When something involves Fred and George, it won't remain boring for too long.

Harry is angry. VERY angry. Why?

Professor Trelawney's hatred of Harry and Ron have led her to the perfect plan to pay them back. How will Harry "die" in her next prediction. Can teacups really predict the future. Humour, R/Hr and H/D slash.

Ron and Harry share the same flat and today, Hermione is going to bring a surprise there.

See what happens when you take on bored Harry Potter fan muggle and take one horny and angry Draco Malfoy!``Warning: You might wet yourself.

The A&T boys are back! Oh, behave! Delinquent!Harry``ate an ice cream. Sex-starved!Draco had some explicit daydream.``In public. Ice cream eaten by Harry was based on Feast by Walls.

Do you have what it takes to be a Death Eater? In these "short" guidelines written by the Dark Lord himself, you'll find out all the do's and don't's and other info of being a Death Eather in Voldemort's service....

Each chapter of this will be about a different couple from my Prophecy series. If you aren’t reading it, you may be a bit lost about the timeline and people. Here are the beginnings of more than a dozen couples that you know. If you aren’t reading Prophecy, these are still lighthearted looks at young love at Hogwarts. Try one out, and maybe you’ll learn to like the Manticores.

Two worlds collide in a story of humor, action, and possibly romance. Everyone's favorite wizard is once again in a tricky situation. But this time, it isn't even in his own world!

This will be following a student, Raef Wolfe JR, attending Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. She starts as a second year student. She can't understand English unless it's written and came from an uptight family. Her mother is studying to become a teacher. Meanwhile, behind all the fuss of a normal witch her age, Raef is hiding a few dark secrets...

Ron and Hermione finally see their love for each other... Short, sweet.

Ginny bursts into Hermione's room one night, determined and sure: she's giving up on Our Hero. Short little fic, inspired by OotP when Hermione explains that Ginny gave up on Harry *months* ago. Takes place shortly before the third task in GoF.

The teachers at Hogwarts must undergo therapy following the termination of Professor Lockhart... insights into Professor McGonagall's true character and Snape's sarcasm abounds.

An And Baby Makes Three future cookie. Ginny engages in a battle of wills with her four year old son. See who wins this battle of epic proportions over a plate of cabbage. Draco and Liam's little brother put in appearances.

Harry, Ginny, Hermione and Ron sit down and comment while they watch, "The Empire Strikes Back". Symbolism and Comparisons abound. Inspired Sequel to B Bennet's, "A Certain Point of View".

Find out what Rita was up to during the events of CoS!

It's the story of how they finally got Lily to go out with James, and their first kiss (the first one James didn't steal). It's set in seventh year and is pretty funny. It involves spying, shouting, itching suits, and temper tantrums! Romantic and funny.

James and Lily are supposed to be married on Friday. Well, the Saturday beforehand, the best man, our favorite mutt, Sirius, decides to throw his friend a bachelor party. This party involves cake and coconuts and an uninvited guest who decides to crash the party.

Harry and Hermione are very much in love and they go on Valentine's Day to the spot where Harry proposed to Hermione all those years ago. The sequel to Valentine's Day.

After a horrible rumor rips James and Lily apart, they talk in the Owlery. Can things be the way they were? Can they rip their broken relationship?

It's Remus Lupin's 18th birthday - and he has decided to give himself a birthday party - with a present (or two).

Harry and Ron find a Muggle computer, and go onto Schnoogle and read fics! Featuring bad language and teasing!

Draco and Hermione meet up in a most unusual place all because of Ron’s Dr. Pepper...

Our favorite hero and heroine are out for a day of fun, frolic, and most importantly to make tiny confessions.

Dudley-fat, stupid and, er, fat! But he's also innocent(ish) and cute (in a stupid sort of way). See Dudley's life, starting Christmas 1996, when he writes to his cousin...

Lord Voldemort consults the Evil Overlord handbook and decides to rid Hogwarts of some Christmas cheer... until he gets discovered sneaking around the Ravenclaw Common Room by a certain "loony" student...

Is a certain redhead going nuts? James sends Lily a diary for her birthday. The diary documents how Lily's feelings towards James change from hate, to confusion, to love. Friendship, secrets, feelings and pranks abound!

Welcome to a segment of Interviews, the DADA Teachers Talk Show! This sickly show is like a combination of a super cheesy David Letterman and Oprah Winfrey show with your twice as cheesy host Cornelius Fudge! This show is the reason talkshows and Harry Potter do NOT mix.

A humourous tale about Harry getting all dressed up with somewhere to go--to save Severus--and maybe try to seduce him, as well. (No actual het was produced in the writing of this story.)

Ron and Luna are getting married and Ginny has a mystery date. Harry is being nosy and learns something that will make his world beautiful! Ron/Luna, Harry/? Ginny/?

Some things are best left unquantifiable. Love is one of them.

A wizard's death is always a terrible thing. When the wizard is someone who would have proved vitally important in later events, all hell breaks loose.

In the summer holidays after leaving Hogwarts, Remus has a surprise for Sirius.

I was challenged by Yoda (from GT) to create a Harry Potter/Star Wars melded fic where the Harry Potter characters would take on the roles of the Star Wars characters. Harry would become Luke Skywalker, Draco would be Han Solo, Ginny would be Leia, Dumbledore would be Obi Wan Kenobi, Sirius would play Chewbacca, Dobby would be R2D2, and Fred/George would be Yoda. I took the liberty of altering names of characters and places from both stories and even added a few additional ``people. Sorry Hermione fans- she heard about this and ran very far away and is ``therefore not represented.

Ginny, Pansy, Luna, Cedric, Oliver and Draco are six successful best friends in their mid-20s living together in an apartment in Diagon Alley. Read all about their lives, loves and laughs!

The Game of life! Sequels Sequel to truth or Dare the Sequel, Sequel to Truth or Dare. They do that stuff the title says and someone else gets carried away. Ron speaks...French?

What happens when the most beautiful girl in school asks Theodore Nott to the Yule Ball? What if he had his eye on someone else?

In a strange twist of fate, Ron ends up serenading Hermione with an N'Sync song... will Ron be doomed to become a hopeless member of a stupid boy band, or will he win his darling? A fluffy R/Hr fic! Post-GoF, pre-OotP written.

Harry is dead and this is his will. Character death implied (not shown, it's just his will), but it's not sad and a couple of strange pairings. I've been told it's funny, but slightly disturbing.

Set after the Yule Ball. Hermione goes up to bed, and after finding Ginny there, they get talking about Harry, Ron, Krum, and the seaside.

Textbook thievery, pink squishy rooms, detention and flicked potato feature as Draco and Harry discover that a lot can happen in seven days.

After the Yule Ball in GoF, Ron dreams about the ball and Hermione. H/R A companion piece to I\\\'ll Dream of Yule.

Harry, fed up with his boyfriend never helping out with the chores, insists that Draco comes supermarket shopping with him... and comes to regret it!

Harry starts falling for Hermione...and a new girl will turn Ron's world upside down!

Vernon Dursley observes as three-year-old Harry Potter is visited by a kindly elf on Christmas Night. Based on "The Night Before Christmas."

SLASH Snarry. Short ficlet. Snape found a way of knowing when the Headmaster is about. Secure in this knowledge, he feels comfortable enough to rendezvous with his lover in the middle of the night.

Liriel was a Malfoy. Brought up in wealth; surrounded by darkness. She went to Durmstrang for four years until her uncle decided to transfer her, to be able to keep a closer eye on her progress as a Death Eater Apprentice. She would be going to Hogwarts, where her cousin, Draco, went to school. She had the confidence, the looks, and the air of a true Malfoy, yet something raged deep within her and would soon be brought into the light, bringing unexpected results. (FUNNY... dark coming...)

After being completely insulted yet again in a potions class, Harry is tired of being a student. While in detention, he accidentally creates a potion that allows him a great deal of fun: Harry can switch bodies with people, and he is the only one whom it can work on! Later though, he discovers this potion could very well be the key to defeat Voldemort. Will it lead to victory or tragedy?

Lily and James fluffiness. Songfic to 'She's More' by Andy Griggs!

A collection of limericks featuring various students, teachers, Death Eaters and others.

Seamus is a kinky sort; he has a secret none of his mates know about, and desires that people would find a little hard to understand. A little accidental magic may serve his obsession in an unlikely way.

So you thought that only students pass notes? Certainly not true. Here three teachers discuss the purpose of notes, their pupils\' love loves and other such nonsense. It\'s a whole bunch of silliness, really!

What happens when the Gryffindors join a Halloween contest sponsored by the Weasley Wizard Weezes Joke Shop? Ron as a rabbit! Colin as Harry! A love sick Ginny! And a REALLY embarassed Draco!

Post Hogwarts graduation. Draco and Ginny are getting married, and now must face the task of telling this to her family and a few other 'relations'. Needless to say, no one seemed to receive the news of the engagement with open arms.

Just an innocent game of spin-the-bottle... until an uninvited guest shows up and changes the rules. A bunch of ships, slash and het.

Draco learns what homosexual means, and that heterosexual isn't the insult he'd thought it was. And this ... complicates matters. (humour/romance)

The troll\\\'s version of what happened that Hallowe\\\'en in book one. Translated from the Trollish, apart from the title.

Fred Weasley has liked Angelina Johnson for years and now he's found a spell to get her. What happens when the spell backfires?

Sometimes our eyes only see what we want them to see. Sometimes they don't see what's right in front of you the whole time. Hermione learns this lesson on the night of the Seventh Year Ball. RW/HG.

Lupin gets the dubious pleasure of waking Tonks up for breakfast every morning for a week. Hilarity ensues.

One of the worst villains in canon. A valiant and true heroine. AND they're uncle and niece! So what's to keep them from (*ahem, ahem*) getting together? Sometimes personal relationships are not the worst issue...

Harry and Ron are sitting in the Leaky Cauldron, waiting on Hermione and Ginny, when they spot a beautiful dark haired girl sitting at a corner table. This prompts Harry to attempt a successful use of pick-up lines, with disastrous results.

Originally named "The Four Marauders". It's the Marauders' fifth year at Hogwarts--Remus suffers from PMS (Pre-Moon Sickness) and Moonopause--James struggles to kiss Lily--Sirius flirts and attempts to get a girlfriend--and Peter...well, he tries not to explode from eating so much! Join the Marauders as they get high (off Sharpies that Remus stole from his Muggle step-dad), go on panty raids, and, most important of all, harrass Snivellus!

Harry goes on a trip with Draco into a dreary Muggle motel in the murky Midlands. Kookiness ensues. (Stranger things have happened, you know.)

Fifth year has come around again, and Harry must deal with death, Evil Overlords, classes, and of course, romance and hormones abound. Dumbledore is collecting allies at Hogwarts, twists and surprises appear around every turn, and Fudge still refuses to admit Voldemort has returned. Quidditch misadventures, accidental time travel, ancient and long forgotten curses, life altering decisions, personal epiphanies, and life threatening situations abound all while defying the government and undermining authorities. Though it all, Harry and his friends are still expected to study for their O.W.L.s and pass with flying colors.

Ever wonder about what it would be like to be in handcuffs? Not like against the law... enforced by police. Natural law takes an ironic turn in this story of two enemies, bonded by cold hard steel. Yet the very thing that keeps them together keeps them also from killing each other.

Hermione is going on vacation with her mom, tooth-obsessed Dad and... Harry and Ron? But then Hermione starts to like Harry... what now??

Harry and Ron venture into a record shop where they meet a boy who looks suspiciously like Harry. Could it be...? A real-person fic featuring Dan Radcliffe.

Costa del Sol, Spain: a senseless murder sparks a violent reaction none could have foreseen. Power. Money. Drugs. And in the background, somebody is looking to bring it all down.

Harry finds himself locked in a crowded common room in nothing but his boxers! Ginny is there and isn't slightly embarrassed.

Ginny's seen almost every single living soul in the house in some embarrassing state of undress or other. Today, she finishes her collection with Harry, singing in the shower. Oneshot. Warning: Slash implied.

Harry's fifteen and starts to have feelings for someone special. He needs to confess, of course, to the lucky girl. Trust Ron to mess things up for him. Will Harry be able to make his confession in detention?