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Harry meets someone he hadn't seen in years and the rain plays a part in bringing the two young adults together. A cute, fluffy, post-Hogwarts romance.

Sirius tells the real story of the Hogwarts founders. Not quite what you'd expect. Rated PG-13 for some violence, crying and stolen hats. One shot.

Dumbledore is now a 15-year-old boy, who attends Hogwarts along with Harry and others. What has caused this transformation? Will he turn back? With Voldemort on the rise, how will the Professors cope without the Headmaster and bear the additional burden of protecting him?

Set between chapters 10 & 11 of Prisoner of Azkaban. Hermione borrows the Marauder's Map for a little chat with Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs.

Remus staggers home, more than a little tipsy, and makes unreasonable demands of his exasperated lover. Fluffy slash.

Harry's annoying, Ginny's temperamental, and Hermione's opinionated. So how does this all lead to our favorite Weasley “puppy sitting” her old Dark Arts Professor on the night of the full moon? Warning: Werewolf nudity!

Oh, when Draco Malfoy sees Hermione Granger in a lingerie store where he is shopping for his mother, he decides he cannot live without her. He begins his quest to save her from her current suitors, Neville and Ron, and in his fellowship are many people you may all ready know.

The girls of Harry Potter do a parody of the song "Cell Block Tango" from the movie "Chicago."

The sequel to "The Day Harry Potter Woke Up and Decided He Was In Love". In which Ron vomits and Harry/Draco are put on exhibition.

Hermione watched his poor performance with what looked like growing irritation. Finally she snapped.````“Honestly, can’t you do anything without my help?”````Ron barely had time to register her question before Hermione had taken four purposeful strides towards him, swatted his uncooperative hands away and grabbed hold of the problem at hand. ```` ~``A story about how Ron and Hermione managed to bicker and nag themselves from just friends to something (much) more...

Sometimes its not easy to start all over again. Especially if you've never seen a Muggle kitchen before.

You know how you all have those wishes that this or that would happen in the Harry Potter series? Well, here's your chance to read them! *This chapter* Fred and George Run Out of Jokes (oh, the horror!) *Coming Soon* Snapie Takes a Bath, Hermione Gets Laid, Harry Gets his Ass Kicked, McGonagall Becomes A Ninja, and many, many more!

Harry and the gang head to Hawaii for a school trip. Sirius and Remus make an appearance, along with some new characters and oodles of fun.

An alternative universe taking place in the universe of Of Western Stars in which strange and unfortunate things happen. In which six years after Harry is taken in by Sirius Black and Remus Lupin, a twelve year old Harry stumbles upon the facts of life. In which the obsessively overprotective godfather crashes some last minute plans to salvage his godson’s innocence. In which the potions master reads a very odd essay on sexual intercourse.

Why does everyone always treat me (Hermione) in the same way? I feel trapped... hear my point of view, and decide for yourself.

Draco, having been locked in a cell by Voldemort, finds himself with an unexpected, though not necessarily unwanted, room-mate.

MWPP-era Hogwarts does The Rocky Horror Picture Show (no, not Debbie Does Dallas style), featuring Brad!Remus, Janet!Sirius and high camp Riff Raff!Snape. Warning: will include campness, corsets and cross-dressing.

Hermione should never have let Ron and Harry take care of Christmas dinner.

Ravenclaws weren't usually mischievious little imps, but Flitwick happens to have such a student this year in his house and he's going to have to deal with that student...

When Harry, Ron, Hermione, Draco, and Ginny win a tropical cruise, they think the trip will be relaxing and fun. But when the ship hits a stray iceberg and the five of them, plus a mysterious sailor, flee to an uninhabited island in the middle of no where, the trip grows far from relaxing. This is the story of what happens when wizards stop being polite and start getting real. Watch as relationships form, and peoples true colors start to shine!

The Quick Quotes Quill NEEDED gossip and lies to live. So, when Hermione cruelly takes him away from his master, Rita Skeeter, he has a few choice words to give her.

July 1972: The summer after his first year at Hogwarts, Sirius is forced by his parents to attend Bellatrix's wedding to Rodolphus Lestrange. Bellatrix and Rodolphus have just graduated Hogwarts, so they invite their school gang, including Snape. Sirius's whole family is there, including his kindly cousin Andromeda and wonderful uncle Alphard. But there's something afoot with the bride and groom and their entourage...

Ron is having a very weird experience, involving spiders. This is what they didn't have time to show you in the film version of POA.

Six Hogwarts students on an accidental holiday. Featuring sand, Arithmancy, boys making out on the beach and a completely uncontextualised kiss.

Sirius has been drinking, and Hermione is feeling brave. Is playing with fire like playing with Firewhiskey?

Remember Krum's proposal to Hermione to spend the summer with him? Well it just so happened that she took him up on his offer and stayed with him during the summer. But when she returns, she has some shocking news to reveal to her two best friends Ron and Harry and can Ron handle it?

A/U after OotP: When Ginny trips over Mrs Norris on her way to the common room and accidentally kisses Draco Malfoy, Colin Creevey captures the scene beautifully. The next morning, Ginny finds her brother with a copy of the photo. Coincidentally, it's the same one that appears on the common room's bulletin board and the front page of the Daily Prophet. Within a matter of hours, not only the whole school, but all of wizarding Britain thinks she's fraternising with the enemy. What's a girl to do?

Draco's been having dreams, and finds himself looking at a certain dark-haired boy in a new light. Meanwhile, someone keeps messing with Blaise's coffee...

Ginny is quite aware of what she does. She's just not sure if it's the wisest thing to do. After all, he is her professor and she is his student. But this time there is no room for regrets.

Ron has a secret admirer, and she's got a very interesting way of showing it.

When Voldemort asked for "immortality," he should have specified "immortal life" ...

It seemed to Oliver that there had always been something so seemly about her. Why hadn't he noticed it before?

"We have a SPLINCH!" "ACCIO floating head" Why do the Heads of House look forward to this class?

Set in the days of MWPP, a strange American transfer student joins Hogwarts. *gasp* A Mary Sue? Not by any stretch of the imagination. Well, maybe if you stretched it really far. Like taffy!

On her wedding night, Hermione discovers that the best cure for a hangover is a heaping dose of sarcasm. Based on a true story.

The Marauders attend a fancy dress/costume party at the end of their seventh year. Our intrepid heroes wear feather boas and eyeliner, and do quite a bit of snogging. All in all, it makes for much fun.

A well-known prankster for his generation, James Potter takes his turn during the career consultation with Professor McGonagall. What is it that he so badly wants to do when he grows up?

A new business venture sparks an old rivalry… and hits primetime.

Angelina gives advice and comfort to Hermione, assuring her that, though, yes, the Weasleys are completely clueless, there can be hope.

Oh... just one of the many antics of James Potter to win Lily over... who answers, "Aren’t you supposed to be in detention? Clearing up blocked toilets or something."

Stuffy Snape, and Hermione Granger with lodestones``getting her first kiss in a rather unexpected way.

Well, I finally have another one up, as I promised. The very secret diary of Draco Malfoy the Third. A parody of Cassandra Claire's VSDs. WARNING: Humor and nonsense ahead. As well, I know it's nowhere near as good as the original VSDs, but it's a parody, people!

A look into the lives of the the Potters and the Weasleys, the Weasleys, and more Weasleys. They were a family. Nothing could change that.

Werewolves are also people. From a year before the death of the Potters to a few years before his teaching post at Hogwarts, we follow Lupin through his lycanthropic acquaintances--wretched, stunning, hypocritical, slightly mad, fiercely radical and simply, undeniably human.

Scorpius and Rose are trying to come up with a name for their first child. Can Luna save the day?

What would it be like to be popular for a day? When her best friends Harry and Ron are suspended from school, Hermione realizes just how much she depended on the two for friendship. She decides to take a chance, get a whole new look, personality, and even friends! But things don't always turn out for the best...

Boys don't come with reliable instructions and all plans can fail. What’s a girl to do? (Lily/James)

Ever wanted to know

Second in the 'Punchline' series, and sequel to "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes". Fred and George discover that when you ask a personal question, you get a personal answer...

Bill Weasley, Curse Breaker, receives a plea from the Boston Red Sox baseball club in America. In order to complete the mission, he sends two agents to assist the club in breaking the 86-year-old curse on the team. Baseball will never be the same.

*AU* Hermione returns to England and meets James Potter and Sirius Black, who want to set her up with Harry, James' son. Will sparks fly? Not if their significant others have anything to say about it! **contains J/L**

When Fred and George nicked the Marauder's Map from the drawer in Filch's office, it was blank. How did they figure out what it was and how to use it?

JKR's characters want to write their own books; that's against the rules! Who will stop them? WARNING: Random spin-off titles may cause tears of hilarity.

Hermione is engaged to the handsome Caledon Fox. Since diappearing 5 years ago, she's thinking about Harry now more than ever. Will Hermione follow her heart or her obligation?

Harry, Ron and Hermione are at the beginning of their 6th year at Hogwarts. Ron is under pressure from Harry, and the rest of the Gryffindor boys to finally tell Hermione how he feels. She does find out, but not in the way anyone had expected.

Ever wondered what a day in the life of Draco Malfoy would be like? Black leather and his boyfriend pretty much sum it all up! But if that's not detailed enough for you, add in a little vanity, a lot of witty comments, and some unabashed snogging and you have the jist of it! Step into the mind of Draco Malfoy... a very, very scary place to be... D/H

During the trio’s last trip to Hogwarts, Ginny and Hermione are shocked to find that one student has become sexy, hot, and irresistible. They both fall for him, and a love triangle ensues.

While shepherds washed their socks by night, All using Scourgify! Barty Crouch's wife is run off her feet organising the children's Christmas concert, while young Bellatrix Black is terrified at the prospect of her solo. Andromeda has told Sirius there's a lethifold loose in the building and he's determined to catch it. A Christmas special with the Black family, featuring singing, mince pies, long-suffering house-elves, a Longbottom bride and plenty of foreshadowing!

Ron and Hermione like each other but are having a little bit of trouble admitting it. Can their Gryffindor friends help them out? Takes place during Valentine's Day and Fred and George throw a party.

***SMACK*** OWWWWWWW! Why did you just hit me? 'Because you're an idiot, Malfoy' I'm an IDIOT? I don't think so. YOU'RE THE IDIOT! 'Clearly there is something missing, oh yeah, your brain, sorry to burst your bubble Malfoy.' Malfoy grits his teeth, turns on a heel and walks away muttering about 'stupid Muggle lovers'

Rita Skeeter really shouldn't have picked Mrs. Norris for the subject of an interview. Dark humor. No fluff, just slit-eyed intrigue.

Percy tells Oliver a little bed time story about how he came to realize he couldn't live without him. (Sequel to My Lover's Smile)

Ginny is exploring secret passageways at Hogwarts when she falls and hits her head. Much to her surprise, she wakes up in the Slytherin dungeons, in the care of a group of Slytherins who, she discovers, aren't the group of murderous beasts she had thought. Sometimes junior Death Eaters aren't so bad after all.

Brothers tend to always view their younger sisters as little angels. Ron's angelic view of Ginny is dramatically smashed beyond recognition! And... that's not all...

If Fred Weasley and Angelina Johnson are an \\\'item\\\', what about George? Is he lonely, or does he have a secret girlfriend? A sequel to Sybill Trelawney and the Clueless Evening (Ridd), and a prequel of sorts to Hello, Mrs Weasley (Ridd).

It's the gang's sixth year, and a very nice new girl (no, she's not secretly evil, the daughter of Voldemort, the illegitimate child of Lily and Snape, or anything like that -- she's just a nice, normal girl) comes to Hogwarts after having been home schooled for the first five years of her wizarding education. Upon seeing the recently-matured, much-transformed, awesome babe that is shy Neville Longbottom, she's got a SERIOUS crush on her hands -- but is the feeling mutual? A cute, funny story that's not quite complete...but ready for the reading nonetheless!

Mary Sue is sick and tired of romance novels, so when she's offered a starring role in a Harry Potter fanfic, she jumps at the chance. Problem is, things aren't going exactly according to plan... My mom says it's stupid, my beta says it's funny. The only way you can find out is to READ!

Fred and George have been rummaging around in Percy's room and to their delight find something that not only makes their day but can also make them some money.

What would you do if you woke up at Hogwarts? Would you get really really excited? Would you take advantage of the situation? Or would you wreak total havoc?``I would.

Hello! Welcome to my little one-shot song fic. Remus Lupin/Sirius Black. Sirius is bringing sexy back with a record player and a song.

Three crazy voice overs attempt to tell a Harry Potter story in which a bunch of fermatas try to take over Hogwarts in spite of the fact that it is the job of the Killer Rabbits and Jackalopes.

Alice Longbottom had always been like that; kind, gentle, but a little conservative, a little complacent, a little smug, a little too ready with her curses. She deserved taking down a peg or two, and Andromeda knew that a Black was the one to do it. Whoever said Sirius's favourite cousin was the nice one?

Petunia grudgingly picks Lily up from King's Cross Station for Christmas holidays and meets Messrs MWPP.

James has decided to ask Lily to be wife. But, something goes wrong...

It's the trio's sixth year at Hogwarts, and the Sweetheart Ball is looming in the not-too-distant future. Will Ron manage to ask a certain someone "not as a last resort"? Who can Harry take? And just what does Hermione think about all those hours in the library?

Welcome to the brute squad. Malfoy's cronies. Built like trolls and twice as ugly. Too dumb to stick two thoughts together. Sharing a single brain cell. "I could say it doesn't bother me. Yeah, like hell! You try being called a stupid Slytherin Death Eater brat day in and day out, see how you like it!"

Weasleys hate Malfoys; Malfoys hate Weasleys. It’s just the way things are. But Draco and Ginny have always been rebels.

Harry, Ron, Hermione, and their American friend Lily Evanson take a summer vacation to Las Vegas. Relationships are taken to a new step, and humor is around every corner.

Professor Blaise Zabini is travelling on his friend Justin Finch-Fletchley's yacht, when they hear on the WWN that there is a great regatta starting....

Harry, Ron, and Hermione are sure that someone's out to commit a crime. Our heroes are valiant and daring in their efforts to prevent the stealing of the Sorcerer's Stone. But, honestly, the teachers gathering in the staff room just think they're being annoying. It's the afternoon before the ultimate climax of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone... and the staff just wants to have a quiet coffee break. Here it is: prequel to a prequel.

The teenage Marauders find themselves forced into the Muggle world... without their wands! Hilarity ensues. Includes some mild swearing.

"Grease and Oil on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?"``"It is Princess Hermione, my dear Queen."``"WHAT?!?! How can this be? I won the '91 Beauty Pageant of Faraway Land! I am an ex-Miss Faraway. And I am also a former Miss Fairytale Universe! No way that little brat is more attractive than me!"``Snow White and the Seven Dwarves - The Harry Potter Version!``With Narcissa Malfoy as Queen/Witch, Hermione as Snow White, and Grease and Oil (you should know who) as the mirror!

There must be more girls in Hermione's dormatory than just Lavender and Parvati. What happens when one of them, particuarly a Muggle born, is asked out by one Draco Malfoy? And where is Harry?

Hermione finds herself in the most unusual situation when facing a Boggart that turns into people's deepest desire, instead of their deepest fear. Another addition to "The Inverted Boggart" story.

Harry is angry. VERY angry. Why?

The day was dark, cold, and wet. The chill in the moist air outside kept most of the students indoors. It was the weekend, and the normally bustling corridors and classrooms were deserted and quiet. Needless to say, to a pair of red haired Gryffindor boys, it was a very boring day. When something involves Fred and George, it won't remain boring for too long.

Shortly after Hogwarts, Sirius and Remus are sharing a flat together. One day, however, a very strange tift begins.

It's Christmas, and the party is at the Three Broomsticks. Much, much alcohol is consumed. Draco and Ron sing. There is copious snogging. Slash, Hermione/Ginny, Harry/Ron.

A young Lucius Malfoy is forced to baby-sit his wife's niece for a day. How much trouble can toddler!Tonks get up to? The answer involves overflowing sinks, strawberry jam, and Bertie Bott's Beans.

Voldemort's real desperate. He has so many pathetic minio-er follwers and nothing to do. What better way to try to whip their minds into shape than to hold therapy sessions? There are a lot of better ways... but Voldemort is, as I said before, desperate...

Professor Trelawney's hatred of Harry and Ron have led her to the perfect plan to pay them back. How will Harry "die" in her next prediction. Can teacups really predict the future. Humour, R/Hr and H/D slash.

Ron and Harry share the same flat and today, Hermione is going to bring a surprise there.

See what happens when you take on bored Harry Potter fan muggle and take one horny and angry Draco Malfoy!``Warning: You might wet yourself.

Do you have what it takes to be a Death Eater? In these "short" guidelines written by the Dark Lord himself, you'll find out all the do's and don't's and other info of being a Death Eather in Voldemort's service....

The A&T boys are back! Oh, behave! Delinquent!Harry``ate an ice cream. Sex-starved!Draco had some explicit daydream.``In public. Ice cream eaten by Harry was based on Feast by Walls.

Each chapter of this will be about a different couple from my Prophecy series. If you aren’t reading it, you may be a bit lost about the timeline and people. Here are the beginnings of more than a dozen couples that you know. If you aren’t reading Prophecy, these are still lighthearted looks at young love at Hogwarts. Try one out, and maybe you’ll learn to like the Manticores.

Two worlds collide in a story of humor, action, and possibly romance. Everyone's favorite wizard is once again in a tricky situation. But this time, it isn't even in his own world!

This will be following a student, Raef Wolfe JR, attending Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. She starts as a second year student. She can't understand English unless it's written and came from an uptight family. Her mother is studying to become a teacher. Meanwhile, behind all the fuss of a normal witch her age, Raef is hiding a few dark secrets...

An And Baby Makes Three future cookie. Ginny engages in a battle of wills with her four year old son. See who wins this battle of epic proportions over a plate of cabbage. Draco and Liam's little brother put in appearances.

The teachers at Hogwarts must undergo therapy following the termination of Professor Lockhart... insights into Professor McGonagall's true character and Snape's sarcasm abounds.