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Lord Voldemort's grand scheme to destroy the Weasley Family is brought to a brief halt whenever she invites him in for tea.

The Marauders used to visit the Tonks household often, to see Andromeda and Ted and play with little Nymphadora. Fourteen years later, one particular memory of one of these visits comes up. Slight RLNT.

An Ode to Hermione and Her Brush. Anyway, this is a rant from Hermione's pink, unhappy, hairbrush. *grins*

What is Luna's extra credit assignment with Snape, and why are they taking off their clothes? No, it's not what you think.

The diary of Draco Malfoy. Read his quipping insults, sulking complaints, his secret lover, his suicidal urges, his bits about Crabbe sleepwalking without anything on, and his secret desire to see Harry in the changing room. It's not what you think! Draco/Hermione, Harry/Hermione, and a bit of reference toward Draco/Harry. A bit slashy.

Dumbledore had his reasons for locking Sirius up in his own house. But what reasons does Black himself have for going quite, quite mad?

Alexa and her twin sister Rowan are new at Hogwarts....they meet Harry, Ron, and Draco and start at this new school not knowing how their lives will change......

The Marauders are all telling stories... yet they all seem to make fun of James. But then the stories start to come true. Coincidence? Magic? ``I think not. Sirius? Well, now.

Now that the Evil Sorting Hat has decided to get revenge on Draco, Hermione has to learn to tolerate him for six weeks.

Julia's parents are dead. So are all of her friends. She's going to live with Hermione Granger, then it's off to Hogwarts, and there... she'll meet a very special someone. Read this story to figure out the concepts of 'love over obstacles' and 'all you need is love'.

It is Valentine's Day, and Harry Potter is worked up because of it. He begins to receive Valentine gifts from several people, but what happens to him when he receives a certain Valentine from a certain Slytherin?

It's a fundraiser like no other- the Hogwarts students sign up to randomly receive secret valentines, all for the benefit of the Quidditch teams. Unfortunately (or fortunately) for a few, the selections aren't as random as was originally implied. Mostly Harry/Cho, but with hints at several other ships.

Draco uses Harry over and over, and Harry isn't exactly pleased. Harry wants Draco to stay forever, but that isn't happening. Unless. . . Written for McTabby's Blame challenge

Did you ever wonder what would happen if the world of Harry Potter collided with the world of Star Trek? Well, I did...and out came this.

Not too keen on American Idol? Can't blame you, but wait until you see the Potter version! Draco hosts with an all-new panel of Judges; no appearances by Simon, Randy, OR Paula! Contestants range from random students, to boys-who-lived, to former Hogwarts Professors. And, of course, you won't want to miss the scathing remarks of the judge-with-a-grudge, who is so diabolically British, it's almost sexy. Guess who?

Well, we're not locked in a room, we're not the regular characters you'd expect, maybe, but be assured, this is an MST of the first book of Harry Potter. And while we're pretty sure we're still sane, we're not sure if the author is.

The world of fairy tales and the wizarding world collides when Snow White suddenly ends up in the Burrow. With Naked!Draco, Er!Ron, the rest of the Weasleys and crazy fairy tale characters.

After a night of decadent passion, Draco Malfoy finds himself facing an irate Pansy. What better punishment for the guilty Slytherin sex-god than to turn him into a ferret? Follow Draco as he explores the sex-capades behind the doors of Hogwarts. Plenty of snogging, "wrestling", biting and wand enlarging in store.

Tom Felton is a generally good person. But when a freak encounter with a mysterious (and totally f***** up) mirror leaves him stranded in a world of magic -- and a world of trouble -- everyone now thinks he is the evil (but sexy) Draco Malfoy and he has no way of letting them know who he really is, and no way home. Then there's the real Malfoy loose in Muggle England to wreac total havoc. Throw in some humor, unexpected twists and turns, and a few Americans, and you're off on a ride that'll have you rolling on the floor and suspended on the edge of your seats.

The Weasley Twins go looking for trouble..in Snape's classroom. But what happens when they find a certain book that belongs to him? And how will Prof. McGonagall use it?

Harry meets someone he hadn't seen in years and the rain plays a part in bringing the two young adults together. A cute, fluffy, post-Hogwarts romance.

Sirius tells the real story of the Hogwarts founders. Not quite what you'd expect. Rated PG-13 for some violence, crying and stolen hats. One shot.

Set between chapters 10 & 11 of Prisoner of Azkaban. Hermione borrows the Marauder's Map for a little chat with Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs.

Dumbledore is now a 15-year-old boy, who attends Hogwarts along with Harry and others. What has caused this transformation? Will he turn back? With Voldemort on the rise, how will the Professors cope without the Headmaster and bear the additional burden of protecting him?

Remus staggers home, more than a little tipsy, and makes unreasonable demands of his exasperated lover. Fluffy slash.

Harry's annoying, Ginny's temperamental, and Hermione's opinionated. So how does this all lead to our favorite Weasley “puppy sitting” her old Dark Arts Professor on the night of the full moon? Warning: Werewolf nudity!

The girls of Harry Potter do a parody of the song "Cell Block Tango" from the movie "Chicago."

Oh, when Draco Malfoy sees Hermione Granger in a lingerie store where he is shopping for his mother, he decides he cannot live without her. He begins his quest to save her from her current suitors, Neville and Ron, and in his fellowship are many people you may all ready know.

The sequel to "The Day Harry Potter Woke Up and Decided He Was In Love". In which Ron vomits and Harry/Draco are put on exhibition.

Hermione watched his poor performance with what looked like growing irritation. Finally she snapped.````“Honestly, can’t you do anything without my help?”````Ron barely had time to register her question before Hermione had taken four purposeful strides towards him, swatted his uncooperative hands away and grabbed hold of the problem at hand. ```` ~``A story about how Ron and Hermione managed to bicker and nag themselves from just friends to something (much) more...

Sometimes its not easy to start all over again. Especially if you've never seen a Muggle kitchen before.

You know how you all have those wishes that this or that would happen in the Harry Potter series? Well, here's your chance to read them! *This chapter* Fred and George Run Out of Jokes (oh, the horror!) *Coming Soon* Snapie Takes a Bath, Hermione Gets Laid, Harry Gets his Ass Kicked, McGonagall Becomes A Ninja, and many, many more!

Harry and the gang head to Hawaii for a school trip. Sirius and Remus make an appearance, along with some new characters and oodles of fun.

An alternative universe taking place in the universe of Of Western Stars in which strange and unfortunate things happen. In which six years after Harry is taken in by Sirius Black and Remus Lupin, a twelve year old Harry stumbles upon the facts of life. In which the obsessively overprotective godfather crashes some last minute plans to salvage his godson’s innocence. In which the potions master reads a very odd essay on sexual intercourse.

Why does everyone always treat me (Hermione) in the same way? I feel trapped... hear my point of view, and decide for yourself.

Draco, having been locked in a cell by Voldemort, finds himself with an unexpected, though not necessarily unwanted, room-mate.

MWPP-era Hogwarts does The Rocky Horror Picture Show (no, not Debbie Does Dallas style), featuring Brad!Remus, Janet!Sirius and high camp Riff Raff!Snape. Warning: will include campness, corsets and cross-dressing.

Hermione should never have let Ron and Harry take care of Christmas dinner.

When Harry, Ron, Hermione, Draco, and Ginny win a tropical cruise, they think the trip will be relaxing and fun. But when the ship hits a stray iceberg and the five of them, plus a mysterious sailor, flee to an uninhabited island in the middle of no where, the trip grows far from relaxing. This is the story of what happens when wizards stop being polite and start getting real. Watch as relationships form, and peoples true colors start to shine!

The Quick Quotes Quill NEEDED gossip and lies to live. So, when Hermione cruelly takes him away from his master, Rita Skeeter, he has a few choice words to give her.

Ravenclaws weren't usually mischievious little imps, but Flitwick happens to have such a student this year in his house and he's going to have to deal with that student...

July 1972: The summer after his first year at Hogwarts, Sirius is forced by his parents to attend Bellatrix's wedding to Rodolphus Lestrange. Bellatrix and Rodolphus have just graduated Hogwarts, so they invite their school gang, including Snape. Sirius's whole family is there, including his kindly cousin Andromeda and wonderful uncle Alphard. But there's something afoot with the bride and groom and their entourage...

Ron is having a very weird experience, involving spiders. This is what they didn't have time to show you in the film version of POA.

Sirius has been drinking, and Hermione is feeling brave. Is playing with fire like playing with Firewhiskey?

Remember Krum's proposal to Hermione to spend the summer with him? Well it just so happened that she took him up on his offer and stayed with him during the summer. But when she returns, she has some shocking news to reveal to her two best friends Ron and Harry and can Ron handle it?

Six Hogwarts students on an accidental holiday. Featuring sand, Arithmancy, boys making out on the beach and a completely uncontextualised kiss.

Draco's been having dreams, and finds himself looking at a certain dark-haired boy in a new light. Meanwhile, someone keeps messing with Blaise's coffee...

A/U after OotP: When Ginny trips over Mrs Norris on her way to the common room and accidentally kisses Draco Malfoy, Colin Creevey captures the scene beautifully. The next morning, Ginny finds her brother with a copy of the photo. Coincidentally, it's the same one that appears on the common room's bulletin board and the front page of the Daily Prophet. Within a matter of hours, not only the whole school, but all of wizarding Britain thinks she's fraternising with the enemy. What's a girl to do?

Ginny is quite aware of what she does. She's just not sure if it's the wisest thing to do. After all, he is her professor and she is his student. But this time there is no room for regrets.

Ron has a secret admirer, and she's got a very interesting way of showing it.

It seemed to Oliver that there had always been something so seemly about her. Why hadn't he noticed it before?

"We have a SPLINCH!" "ACCIO floating head" Why do the Heads of House look forward to this class?

When Voldemort asked for "immortality," he should have specified "immortal life" ...

On her wedding night, Hermione discovers that the best cure for a hangover is a heaping dose of sarcasm. Based on a true story.

Set in the days of MWPP, a strange American transfer student joins Hogwarts. *gasp* A Mary Sue? Not by any stretch of the imagination. Well, maybe if you stretched it really far. Like taffy!

The Marauders attend a fancy dress/costume party at the end of their seventh year. Our intrepid heroes wear feather boas and eyeliner, and do quite a bit of snogging. All in all, it makes for much fun.

A well-known prankster for his generation, James Potter takes his turn during the career consultation with Professor McGonagall. What is it that he so badly wants to do when he grows up?

A new business venture sparks an old rivalry… and hits primetime.

Angelina gives advice and comfort to Hermione, assuring her that, though, yes, the Weasleys are completely clueless, there can be hope.

Oh... just one of the many antics of James Potter to win Lily over... who answers, "Aren’t you supposed to be in detention? Clearing up blocked toilets or something."

Stuffy Snape, and Hermione Granger with lodestones``getting her first kiss in a rather unexpected way.

A look into the lives of the the Potters and the Weasleys, the Weasleys, and more Weasleys. They were a family. Nothing could change that.

Well, I finally have another one up, as I promised. The very secret diary of Draco Malfoy the Third. A parody of Cassandra Claire's VSDs. WARNING: Humor and nonsense ahead. As well, I know it's nowhere near as good as the original VSDs, but it's a parody, people!

Scorpius and Rose are trying to come up with a name for their first child. Can Luna save the day?

Werewolves are also people. From a year before the death of the Potters to a few years before his teaching post at Hogwarts, we follow Lupin through his lycanthropic acquaintances--wretched, stunning, hypocritical, slightly mad, fiercely radical and simply, undeniably human.

What would it be like to be popular for a day? When her best friends Harry and Ron are suspended from school, Hermione realizes just how much she depended on the two for friendship. She decides to take a chance, get a whole new look, personality, and even friends! But things don't always turn out for the best...

Ever wanted to know

Bill Weasley, Curse Breaker, receives a plea from the Boston Red Sox baseball club in America. In order to complete the mission, he sends two agents to assist the club in breaking the 86-year-old curse on the team. Baseball will never be the same.

Boys don't come with reliable instructions and all plans can fail. What’s a girl to do? (Lily/James)

Second in the 'Punchline' series, and sequel to "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes". Fred and George discover that when you ask a personal question, you get a personal answer...

*AU* Hermione returns to England and meets James Potter and Sirius Black, who want to set her up with Harry, James' son. Will sparks fly? Not if their significant others have anything to say about it! **contains J/L**

JKR's characters want to write their own books; that's against the rules! Who will stop them? WARNING: Random spin-off titles may cause tears of hilarity.

When Fred and George nicked the Marauder's Map from the drawer in Filch's office, it was blank. How did they figure out what it was and how to use it?

Harry, Ron and Hermione are at the beginning of their 6th year at Hogwarts. Ron is under pressure from Harry, and the rest of the Gryffindor boys to finally tell Hermione how he feels. She does find out, but not in the way anyone had expected.

Hermione is engaged to the handsome Caledon Fox. Since diappearing 5 years ago, she's thinking about Harry now more than ever. Will Hermione follow her heart or her obligation?

Ever wondered what a day in the life of Draco Malfoy would be like? Black leather and his boyfriend pretty much sum it all up! But if that's not detailed enough for you, add in a little vanity, a lot of witty comments, and some unabashed snogging and you have the jist of it! Step into the mind of Draco Malfoy... a very, very scary place to be... D/H

During the trio’s last trip to Hogwarts, Ginny and Hermione are shocked to find that one student has become sexy, hot, and irresistible. They both fall for him, and a love triangle ensues.

While shepherds washed their socks by night, All using Scourgify! Barty Crouch's wife is run off her feet organising the children's Christmas concert, while young Bellatrix Black is terrified at the prospect of her solo. Andromeda has told Sirius there's a lethifold loose in the building and he's determined to catch it. A Christmas special with the Black family, featuring singing, mince pies, long-suffering house-elves, a Longbottom bride and plenty of foreshadowing!

Ron and Hermione like each other but are having a little bit of trouble admitting it. Can their Gryffindor friends help them out? Takes place during Valentine's Day and Fred and George throw a party.

Rita Skeeter really shouldn't have picked Mrs. Norris for the subject of an interview. Dark humor. No fluff, just slit-eyed intrigue.

***SMACK*** OWWWWWWW! Why did you just hit me? 'Because you're an idiot, Malfoy' I'm an IDIOT? I don't think so. YOU'RE THE IDIOT! 'Clearly there is something missing, oh yeah, your brain, sorry to burst your bubble Malfoy.' Malfoy grits his teeth, turns on a heel and walks away muttering about 'stupid Muggle lovers'

Percy tells Oliver a little bed time story about how he came to realize he couldn't live without him. (Sequel to My Lover's Smile)

Ginny is exploring secret passageways at Hogwarts when she falls and hits her head. Much to her surprise, she wakes up in the Slytherin dungeons, in the care of a group of Slytherins who, she discovers, aren't the group of murderous beasts she had thought. Sometimes junior Death Eaters aren't so bad after all.

It's the gang's sixth year, and a very nice new girl (no, she's not secretly evil, the daughter of Voldemort, the illegitimate child of Lily and Snape, or anything like that -- she's just a nice, normal girl) comes to Hogwarts after having been home schooled for the first five years of her wizarding education. Upon seeing the recently-matured, much-transformed, awesome babe that is shy Neville Longbottom, she's got a SERIOUS crush on her hands -- but is the feeling mutual? A cute, funny story that's not quite complete...but ready for the reading nonetheless!

Brothers tend to always view their younger sisters as little angels. Ron's angelic view of Ginny is dramatically smashed beyond recognition! And... that's not all...

If Fred Weasley and Angelina Johnson are an \\\'item\\\', what about George? Is he lonely, or does he have a secret girlfriend? A sequel to Sybill Trelawney and the Clueless Evening (Ridd), and a prequel of sorts to Hello, Mrs Weasley (Ridd).

Mary Sue is sick and tired of romance novels, so when she's offered a starring role in a Harry Potter fanfic, she jumps at the chance. Problem is, things aren't going exactly according to plan... My mom says it's stupid, my beta says it's funny. The only way you can find out is to READ!

Hello! Welcome to my little one-shot song fic. Remus Lupin/Sirius Black. Sirius is bringing sexy back with a record player and a song.

Three crazy voice overs attempt to tell a Harry Potter story in which a bunch of fermatas try to take over Hogwarts in spite of the fact that it is the job of the Killer Rabbits and Jackalopes.

What would you do if you woke up at Hogwarts? Would you get really really excited? Would you take advantage of the situation? Or would you wreak total havoc?``I would.

Fred and George have been rummaging around in Percy's room and to their delight find something that not only makes their day but can also make them some money.

Alice Longbottom had always been like that; kind, gentle, but a little conservative, a little complacent, a little smug, a little too ready with her curses. She deserved taking down a peg or two, and Andromeda knew that a Black was the one to do it. Whoever said Sirius's favourite cousin was the nice one?

Petunia grudgingly picks Lily up from King's Cross Station for Christmas holidays and meets Messrs MWPP.

James has decided to ask Lily to be wife. But, something goes wrong...

Welcome to the brute squad. Malfoy's cronies. Built like trolls and twice as ugly. Too dumb to stick two thoughts together. Sharing a single brain cell. "I could say it doesn't bother me. Yeah, like hell! You try being called a stupid Slytherin Death Eater brat day in and day out, see how you like it!"

It's the trio's sixth year at Hogwarts, and the Sweetheart Ball is looming in the not-too-distant future. Will Ron manage to ask a certain someone "not as a last resort"? Who can Harry take? And just what does Hermione think about all those hours in the library?

Weasleys hate Malfoys; Malfoys hate Weasleys. It’s just the way things are. But Draco and Ginny have always been rebels.

Professor Blaise Zabini is travelling on his friend Justin Finch-Fletchley's yacht, when they hear on the WWN that there is a great regatta starting....

Harry, Ron, Hermione, and their American friend Lily Evanson take a summer vacation to Las Vegas. Relationships are taken to a new step, and humor is around every corner.

The teenage Marauders find themselves forced into the Muggle world... without their wands! Hilarity ensues. Includes some mild swearing.