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To protect Draco from Voldemort, Dumbledore sends him on a foreign exchange student program to America. Draco learns some things from his new family, and he teaches them some things too. But can he protect them from the truth?

Count the clich?s! Blatent deus ex machina to get Harry and Draco alone- one. Use of alcohol to lower inhibitions- two. "Let's get you out of those wet clothes, it looks like we're going to be stuck here all night." -three...

Sequel to I Get By With a Little Help From My Friends. Ron is still being a git, and everyone is sick of him. Ginny and the twins come up with a brilliant plan that involves getting Ron and Hermione together.

What starts out as an ordinary day in the middle class Muggle world quickly turns into a battle of good against evil as old friends reunite. Featuring a cast of familiar Hogwarts characters and told from the view of a new heroine, this story tackles the complexity of finding your own identity in a world of constant change. Although submitted under the Dark Arts house, “Identity” combines elements from all genres.

Pigwidgeon is in the Owlery, crying his heart out. The little owl is crushed by Ron's rejection. Can Hedwig save him from his misery? One-shot. Pigwidgeon/Hedwig. Only fic of its kind!

Ever wonder how the Order of the Phoenix does its recruiting? Do all Order members enjoy their duties? Of course! There's nothing more thrilling than hanging out in a house full of Dark artifacts, or staring at a door, right? (...Yeah.) This is the previously untold story of the less exciting aspects of Order life, as recorded by three drunkards, and discovered by a serious-minded young woman who was in need of a reality check.

Ginny is down and Harry decides to cheer her up. Ron's not too pleased.

Pranks were a part of life. They always went off perfectly and he never got caught. Why should this time be any different? The prank happened as planned, yet he got caught... in more ways than one.

Voldemort has brainwashed Ron! How far will Hermione go to save him?

Lucius is tired of Narcissa's nagging and decides to go and have a few drinks at the Three Broomsticks. Who does he run into? None other than Hermione Granger, of course, who is equally tired of her husband Ron's incessant talk of Quidditch. Can these two former enemies find something interesting to do while they pass the time away from their significant others?

Mrs. Weasley has a chat with Harry.

It was one of those ginger-haired boys that lived up the road. Everyone in the village knew the Weasleys and their backward kids. Thankfully, they all went to some ‘special’ school up north during the year, so the only time she had to put up with them was during the summer holidays.

George has a confession of love to make to one Harry Potter. All doesn't go as planned, but the results are still quite pleasant.

Dudley Dursley is relaxing in a deck chair when Luna Lovegood 'floats' above him on her thestral, Sootyhoof.... The two have an interesting conversation.

Wherein Harry tries to domesticate Draco and suffers the consequences. Slash.

Angry with Harry, Ron wishes he never came to Hogwarts. Some wishes just shouldn't come true...

It is finally happening. Tom Riddle will gleefully watch Harry Potter’s downfall from a front-row seat. And it’s all thanks to Moaning Myrtle. The first, as far as I can see, romantic pairing between Moaning Myrtle and Tom Riddle. LEGAL NOTICE: The author assumes no liability for side-splitting, pants wetting or other trauma associated with uncontrollable laughter.

"You asked for a report. An extra credit report to be exact on whatever subject we take interest in. A free rein, you proclaimed my dear professor. Sure this might not have been what you had in mind. But you never specified on what." Hermione enlightens us on what exactly she thinks of Harry's Quidditch pants.

Harry and co. have come back for their sixth year at Hogwarts. Voldemort has disappeared to Australia but there is a new terror at Hogwarts. Professor Dolores Umbridge – the new Health and Human Development Teacher. The gang are horrified when they learn that all students in fifth to seventh year must learn sex ed. Join your favourite students and professors as they cringe their way through pregnancy, periods and puberty. Featuring embarrassed!Snape, blushing!Hagrid, mortified!Ron Weasley...and the ever present Draco Malfoy as they are forced to partner up to raise flour sack babies, egg babies etc. Also features group discussion sessions, one-on-one teacher-student counselling sessions, real live demonstrations, much humour and romance!

Luna Lovegood gets an unexpected visitor knocking at her door on Old Hallow's Eve...

Lord Voldemort's grand scheme to destroy the Weasley Family is brought to a brief halt whenever she invites him in for tea.

The Marauders used to visit the Tonks household often, to see Andromeda and Ted and play with little Nymphadora. Fourteen years later, one particular memory of one of these visits comes up. Slight RLNT.

An Ode to Hermione and Her Brush. Anyway, this is a rant from Hermione's pink, unhappy, hairbrush. *grins*

What is Luna's extra credit assignment with Snape, and why are they taking off their clothes? No, it's not what you think.

The diary of Draco Malfoy. Read his quipping insults, sulking complaints, his secret lover, his suicidal urges, his bits about Crabbe sleepwalking without anything on, and his secret desire to see Harry in the changing room. It's not what you think! Draco/Hermione, Harry/Hermione, and a bit of reference toward Draco/Harry. A bit slashy.

Dumbledore had his reasons for locking Sirius up in his own house. But what reasons does Black himself have for going quite, quite mad?

Alexa and her twin sister Rowan are new at Hogwarts....they meet Harry, Ron, and Draco and start at this new school not knowing how their lives will change......

The Marauders are all telling stories... yet they all seem to make fun of James. But then the stories start to come true. Coincidence? Magic? ``I think not. Sirius? Well, now.

Julia's parents are dead. So are all of her friends. She's going to live with Hermione Granger, then it's off to Hogwarts, and there... she'll meet a very special someone. Read this story to figure out the concepts of 'love over obstacles' and 'all you need is love'.

Now that the Evil Sorting Hat has decided to get revenge on Draco, Hermione has to learn to tolerate him for six weeks.

It's a fundraiser like no other- the Hogwarts students sign up to randomly receive secret valentines, all for the benefit of the Quidditch teams. Unfortunately (or fortunately) for a few, the selections aren't as random as was originally implied. Mostly Harry/Cho, but with hints at several other ships.

Did you ever wonder what would happen if the world of Harry Potter collided with the world of Star Trek? Well, I did...and out came this.

Not too keen on American Idol? Can't blame you, but wait until you see the Potter version! Draco hosts with an all-new panel of Judges; no appearances by Simon, Randy, OR Paula! Contestants range from random students, to boys-who-lived, to former Hogwarts Professors. And, of course, you won't want to miss the scathing remarks of the judge-with-a-grudge, who is so diabolically British, it's almost sexy. Guess who?

Draco uses Harry over and over, and Harry isn't exactly pleased. Harry wants Draco to stay forever, but that isn't happening. Unless. . . Written for McTabby's Blame challenge

It is Valentine's Day, and Harry Potter is worked up because of it. He begins to receive Valentine gifts from several people, but what happens to him when he receives a certain Valentine from a certain Slytherin?

Well, we're not locked in a room, we're not the regular characters you'd expect, maybe, but be assured, this is an MST of the first book of Harry Potter. And while we're pretty sure we're still sane, we're not sure if the author is.

The world of fairy tales and the wizarding world collides when Snow White suddenly ends up in the Burrow. With Naked!Draco, Er!Ron, the rest of the Weasleys and crazy fairy tale characters.

After a night of decadent passion, Draco Malfoy finds himself facing an irate Pansy. What better punishment for the guilty Slytherin sex-god than to turn him into a ferret? Follow Draco as he explores the sex-capades behind the doors of Hogwarts. Plenty of snogging, "wrestling", biting and wand enlarging in store.

Harry meets someone he hadn't seen in years and the rain plays a part in bringing the two young adults together. A cute, fluffy, post-Hogwarts romance.

Tom Felton is a generally good person. But when a freak encounter with a mysterious (and totally f***** up) mirror leaves him stranded in a world of magic -- and a world of trouble -- everyone now thinks he is the evil (but sexy) Draco Malfoy and he has no way of letting them know who he really is, and no way home. Then there's the real Malfoy loose in Muggle England to wreac total havoc. Throw in some humor, unexpected twists and turns, and a few Americans, and you're off on a ride that'll have you rolling on the floor and suspended on the edge of your seats.

The Weasley Twins go looking for trouble..in Snape's classroom. But what happens when they find a certain book that belongs to him? And how will Prof. McGonagall use it?

Set between chapters 10 & 11 of Prisoner of Azkaban. Hermione borrows the Marauder's Map for a little chat with Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs.

Dumbledore is now a 15-year-old boy, who attends Hogwarts along with Harry and others. What has caused this transformation? Will he turn back? With Voldemort on the rise, how will the Professors cope without the Headmaster and bear the additional burden of protecting him?

Sirius tells the real story of the Hogwarts founders. Not quite what you'd expect. Rated PG-13 for some violence, crying and stolen hats. One shot.

Harry's annoying, Ginny's temperamental, and Hermione's opinionated. So how does this all lead to our favorite Weasley “puppy sitting” her old Dark Arts Professor on the night of the full moon? Warning: Werewolf nudity!

Remus staggers home, more than a little tipsy, and makes unreasonable demands of his exasperated lover. Fluffy slash.

Oh, when Draco Malfoy sees Hermione Granger in a lingerie store where he is shopping for his mother, he decides he cannot live without her. He begins his quest to save her from her current suitors, Neville and Ron, and in his fellowship are many people you may all ready know.

The girls of Harry Potter do a parody of the song "Cell Block Tango" from the movie "Chicago."

Hermione watched his poor performance with what looked like growing irritation. Finally she snapped.````“Honestly, can’t you do anything without my help?”````Ron barely had time to register her question before Hermione had taken four purposeful strides towards him, swatted his uncooperative hands away and grabbed hold of the problem at hand. ```` ~``A story about how Ron and Hermione managed to bicker and nag themselves from just friends to something (much) more...

The sequel to "The Day Harry Potter Woke Up and Decided He Was In Love". In which Ron vomits and Harry/Draco are put on exhibition.

You know how you all have those wishes that this or that would happen in the Harry Potter series? Well, here's your chance to read them! *This chapter* Fred and George Run Out of Jokes (oh, the horror!) *Coming Soon* Snapie Takes a Bath, Hermione Gets Laid, Harry Gets his Ass Kicked, McGonagall Becomes A Ninja, and many, many more!

Sometimes its not easy to start all over again. Especially if you've never seen a Muggle kitchen before.

Harry and the gang head to Hawaii for a school trip. Sirius and Remus make an appearance, along with some new characters and oodles of fun.

An alternative universe taking place in the universe of Of Western Stars in which strange and unfortunate things happen. In which six years after Harry is taken in by Sirius Black and Remus Lupin, a twelve year old Harry stumbles upon the facts of life. In which the obsessively overprotective godfather crashes some last minute plans to salvage his godson’s innocence. In which the potions master reads a very odd essay on sexual intercourse.

Why does everyone always treat me (Hermione) in the same way? I feel trapped... hear my point of view, and decide for yourself.

MWPP-era Hogwarts does The Rocky Horror Picture Show (no, not Debbie Does Dallas style), featuring Brad!Remus, Janet!Sirius and high camp Riff Raff!Snape. Warning: will include campness, corsets and cross-dressing.

Draco, having been locked in a cell by Voldemort, finds himself with an unexpected, though not necessarily unwanted, room-mate.

Hermione should never have let Ron and Harry take care of Christmas dinner.

Ravenclaws weren't usually mischievious little imps, but Flitwick happens to have such a student this year in his house and he's going to have to deal with that student...

The Quick Quotes Quill NEEDED gossip and lies to live. So, when Hermione cruelly takes him away from his master, Rita Skeeter, he has a few choice words to give her.

When Harry, Ron, Hermione, Draco, and Ginny win a tropical cruise, they think the trip will be relaxing and fun. But when the ship hits a stray iceberg and the five of them, plus a mysterious sailor, flee to an uninhabited island in the middle of no where, the trip grows far from relaxing. This is the story of what happens when wizards stop being polite and start getting real. Watch as relationships form, and peoples true colors start to shine!

Ron is having a very weird experience, involving spiders. This is what they didn't have time to show you in the film version of POA.

July 1972: The summer after his first year at Hogwarts, Sirius is forced by his parents to attend Bellatrix's wedding to Rodolphus Lestrange. Bellatrix and Rodolphus have just graduated Hogwarts, so they invite their school gang, including Snape. Sirius's whole family is there, including his kindly cousin Andromeda and wonderful uncle Alphard. But there's something afoot with the bride and groom and their entourage...

Six Hogwarts students on an accidental holiday. Featuring sand, Arithmancy, boys making out on the beach and a completely uncontextualised kiss.

Remember Krum's proposal to Hermione to spend the summer with him? Well it just so happened that she took him up on his offer and stayed with him during the summer. But when she returns, she has some shocking news to reveal to her two best friends Ron and Harry and can Ron handle it?

Sirius has been drinking, and Hermione is feeling brave. Is playing with fire like playing with Firewhiskey?

A/U after OotP: When Ginny trips over Mrs Norris on her way to the common room and accidentally kisses Draco Malfoy, Colin Creevey captures the scene beautifully. The next morning, Ginny finds her brother with a copy of the photo. Coincidentally, it's the same one that appears on the common room's bulletin board and the front page of the Daily Prophet. Within a matter of hours, not only the whole school, but all of wizarding Britain thinks she's fraternising with the enemy. What's a girl to do?

Draco's been having dreams, and finds himself looking at a certain dark-haired boy in a new light. Meanwhile, someone keeps messing with Blaise's coffee...

Ginny is quite aware of what she does. She's just not sure if it's the wisest thing to do. After all, he is her professor and she is his student. But this time there is no room for regrets.

Ron has a secret admirer, and she's got a very interesting way of showing it.

When Voldemort asked for "immortality," he should have specified "immortal life" ...

"We have a SPLINCH!" "ACCIO floating head" Why do the Heads of House look forward to this class?

It seemed to Oliver that there had always been something so seemly about her. Why hadn't he noticed it before?

Set in the days of MWPP, a strange American transfer student joins Hogwarts. *gasp* A Mary Sue? Not by any stretch of the imagination. Well, maybe if you stretched it really far. Like taffy!

On her wedding night, Hermione discovers that the best cure for a hangover is a heaping dose of sarcasm. Based on a true story.

The Marauders attend a fancy dress/costume party at the end of their seventh year. Our intrepid heroes wear feather boas and eyeliner, and do quite a bit of snogging. All in all, it makes for much fun.

A well-known prankster for his generation, James Potter takes his turn during the career consultation with Professor McGonagall. What is it that he so badly wants to do when he grows up?

A new business venture sparks an old rivalry… and hits primetime.

Oh... just one of the many antics of James Potter to win Lily over... who answers, "Aren’t you supposed to be in detention? Clearing up blocked toilets or something."

Angelina gives advice and comfort to Hermione, assuring her that, though, yes, the Weasleys are completely clueless, there can be hope.

Stuffy Snape, and Hermione Granger with lodestones``getting her first kiss in a rather unexpected way.

Scorpius and Rose are trying to come up with a name for their first child. Can Luna save the day?

Well, I finally have another one up, as I promised. The very secret diary of Draco Malfoy the Third. A parody of Cassandra Claire's VSDs. WARNING: Humor and nonsense ahead. As well, I know it's nowhere near as good as the original VSDs, but it's a parody, people!

A look into the lives of the the Potters and the Weasleys, the Weasleys, and more Weasleys. They were a family. Nothing could change that.

Werewolves are also people. From a year before the death of the Potters to a few years before his teaching post at Hogwarts, we follow Lupin through his lycanthropic acquaintances--wretched, stunning, hypocritical, slightly mad, fiercely radical and simply, undeniably human.

What would it be like to be popular for a day? When her best friends Harry and Ron are suspended from school, Hermione realizes just how much she depended on the two for friendship. She decides to take a chance, get a whole new look, personality, and even friends! But things don't always turn out for the best...

Second in the 'Punchline' series, and sequel to "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes". Fred and George discover that when you ask a personal question, you get a personal answer...

Boys don't come with reliable instructions and all plans can fail. What’s a girl to do? (Lily/James)

*AU* Hermione returns to England and meets James Potter and Sirius Black, who want to set her up with Harry, James' son. Will sparks fly? Not if their significant others have anything to say about it! **contains J/L**

Ever wanted to know

Bill Weasley, Curse Breaker, receives a plea from the Boston Red Sox baseball club in America. In order to complete the mission, he sends two agents to assist the club in breaking the 86-year-old curse on the team. Baseball will never be the same.

When Fred and George nicked the Marauder's Map from the drawer in Filch's office, it was blank. How did they figure out what it was and how to use it?

JKR's characters want to write their own books; that's against the rules! Who will stop them? WARNING: Random spin-off titles may cause tears of hilarity.

Harry, Ron and Hermione are at the beginning of their 6th year at Hogwarts. Ron is under pressure from Harry, and the rest of the Gryffindor boys to finally tell Hermione how he feels. She does find out, but not in the way anyone had expected.

Hermione is engaged to the handsome Caledon Fox. Since diappearing 5 years ago, she's thinking about Harry now more than ever. Will Hermione follow her heart or her obligation?

Ever wondered what a day in the life of Draco Malfoy would be like? Black leather and his boyfriend pretty much sum it all up! But if that's not detailed enough for you, add in a little vanity, a lot of witty comments, and some unabashed snogging and you have the jist of it! Step into the mind of Draco Malfoy... a very, very scary place to be... D/H

During the trio’s last trip to Hogwarts, Ginny and Hermione are shocked to find that one student has become sexy, hot, and irresistible. They both fall for him, and a love triangle ensues.

While shepherds washed their socks by night, All using Scourgify! Barty Crouch's wife is run off her feet organising the children's Christmas concert, while young Bellatrix Black is terrified at the prospect of her solo. Andromeda has told Sirius there's a lethifold loose in the building and he's determined to catch it. A Christmas special with the Black family, featuring singing, mince pies, long-suffering house-elves, a Longbottom bride and plenty of foreshadowing!

***SMACK*** OWWWWWWW! Why did you just hit me? 'Because you're an idiot, Malfoy' I'm an IDIOT? I don't think so. YOU'RE THE IDIOT! 'Clearly there is something missing, oh yeah, your brain, sorry to burst your bubble Malfoy.' Malfoy grits his teeth, turns on a heel and walks away muttering about 'stupid Muggle lovers'

Rita Skeeter really shouldn't have picked Mrs. Norris for the subject of an interview. Dark humor. No fluff, just slit-eyed intrigue.