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Reg says diaries are for girls, but he doesn't know what he's talking about. First of all, girls can't write, everybody knows that (except Regulus, but what does he know?), and second, this isn't a diary. It's a journal. That's something totally different. A journal of my super-cool life--This is the very first sentence Sirius Black writes in his Diary/journal in his first year at Hogwarts. Other years will follow.

Tom Riddle's careers advice session.

A story about love and rum! Think your evening was bad? Have you ever seen one at Hogwarts after the drinks are passed around?

What happened to Percy after Minister Fudge sent him to owl the Daily Prophet about 'Dumbledore's Army'? And what happens when he bumps into a certain pair of brothers?

Let's face it: Snape is nasty to his students, especially if they are unlucky enough to be in Gryffindor. And what do the parents do? Meet Frances Spencer, Muggle mum of a Gryffindor first-year, facing the challenge of unfair teachers and the wizarding postal service...

The sequel to "I Suck at Letters, Love Ron"! Hermione is stuck in her hotel room in France with a nasty summer cold. So when she gets Ron's rather messy letter, she is ecstatic and shocked by the state of it. However, this doesn't dismay her from writing a long letter as usual. But she must get back to work quickly or she might start having Ron-Withdraws. A day in Hermione's life is never easy. Second installment to my new Summer Letters series!

Once again, Albus Dumbledore takes the fall for the Wizarding World.

"Saving the world before bedtime, it's...the Harrypuff Kids!" The dreaded Harry Potter/Powerpuff Girls crossover with Mayor!Dumbledore and MojoJojo!Voldemort.

Hermione anxiously awaits her O.W.L. results but gets an unexpected surprise instead.

Lately, Hermione's sanity has been more unbalanced than a hippopotamus on a unicycle. Guess which Slytherin is to blame for that?

Since Ginny’s Grams told her that the way to a man’s heart was through his stomach, Ginny has been constantly baking for Harry Potter, with some unexpected results. Harry/Ginny.

Ron has played one too many practical jokes on his sister. Ginny's revenge is oh so sweet.

So, this is from the point of view of Lockhart's Mirror!! :) Poor thing, you know it gets used a lot!

Draco plays Quiddich, Ginny falls over. (D/G)

Sev is becoming increasingly drunk and he relates to his lover the story of the day he died. All in first person.

Tonks visits Remus when he's sick with her basket of goodies. Will she find the big, bad wolf or perhaps Prince Charming?

Ron loves Hermione, and Hermione loves Ron. Simple, right? WRONG!! Ron's turned it into a game and Hermione is not going down withough a fight. But will they admit their love for each other before it is too late? Will they Surrender to their emotions? And Ginny has been given a great opportunity. but now she has to learn everything from fifth year and sixth year in about six months. Can she do it? And there is another. Someone with a secret. A secret that would ruin. A secret that another will exploit for their own ends. RW/HG, HP/GW, plus hints of other ships.

Voldemort pays a visit to Harry but ends up flirting shamelessly with Aunt Petunia! Honestly, carrying on like a couple of teenagers....

A tragedy occurs and an American witch is forced to transfer to Hogwarts, where she meets Lily Thompson, James Potter, and the gang...but everyone is hiding something...(which is why Lily has a fake last name...) Read to find out. Will be oc/oc, l/j, s/oc. Humor, drama, and romance....please R/R!!!

In which James and Lily get married, Sirius gets maudlin, Remus gets put-upon and everyone gets drunk.

It was an important mission for the Order. Vital, one might even say. They were asking her to infiltrate the Death Eaters. But first, Nymphadora Tonks would need to learn how to dance...

A series of short stories written by different authors about, as the title says, Ron Weasley being humiliated in several unusual situations. :)

It started as a joke, then, six months later, turned into a full blown prank. With only Snape left in charge, how will Harry, Ron, and Hermione survive this one?

Ever wondered just how Remus Lupin's parents met young Sirius Black? Remus' father tells the tale...

Someone tries to fulfill their “Final Battle” story requirement with disastrous results.

Viktor Krum never was one to revel in posing, primping, preening, being fawned or drooled over, or generally being manhandled and treated like a piece of meat by the so-called "fairer sex" that count themselves among his fandom. He's not much on being photographed or answering the same old questions or having his private life pried into, either, thanks very much. So when he gets *cough* volunteered by a certain bushy-haired fiancee to participate in a fundraiser for St. Mungo's that involves all of the above and then some... Let's just say Hermione will be needing to "express her gratitude" a great deal to make up for this.

AU!! Follow the love lives of Hermione, Susan and Lavender, three waitresses in a pizza parlor in Hogsmeade. Lots of romance, makeups, and breakups!

Halo addicts, verbal romances, a considerably intelligent four year old and mistold adventures, this a fiction for anybody who's ever been on a long bus ride to enjoy! Just wait to say: "That's SO true" to nearly every line! This is a Crack!Fic of epic proportions for anybody who's ever been on a good, long bus ride!

Back by popular demand, the second installment of Siofra and Company includes just as much insanity as the original. Siofra and the girls are back, but this time the universal rift throws the ultimate switch: The Harry Potter characters are thrown into our universe. Will they blow the secret of the existence of the wizarding world? Will Siofra and Kiara ever be civil to one another? And where exactly is everyone going to sleep?

Don't say I didn't warn you. Harry gets an invitation to a marvellous party; Malfoy resorts to double entendre.

Neville and Luna visit Ron and Hermione, and while Hermione is out shopping, Ron plays chess with Luna. Little does he know that Luna doesn't play chess quite like anyone Ron's ever played.

In a city of MADNESS and SORCERY, in an era of MISERY and SIN, eight gladiators attempt to save the last living FERTILE WOMAN... ``Just kidding! Actually, the fic is more along these lines: "We’ve all read of Harry falling for Ginny; of Hermione and Harry's star-crossed love; of Harry and Draco’s angst-filled relationship exploding into a torrent of *flaming* passion; of Cho who is finally able to get past Cedric's death and realize that Harry is really the one for her; or even of an unlikely and clever OC who manages to capture Harry’s heart. But which rule states that any love interest of our favorite wizarding protagonist has to be a *witch*?"``LeFay Productions presents: An OC!Muggle/Harry fic that strives for a bit of realistic magic.

An exchange trip from the Salem School of Witchcraft and Wizardry is coming to Hogwarts. To welcome the guests, Dumbledore has planned a masquerade ball. Unfortunately, a lot goes wrong... but a lot of good comes out of it as well.

Dumbledore's mind is rotting. The time has come for bad stuff to happen! A stupid 5th year adventure with weird stuff, guest appearances, and an "incident".

Sherlock!Sirius strikes again. Sequel to "The Case of the Misplaced Satisfaction."

After several embarrassing encounters with Ginny Weasley, Draco Malfoy comes to the unsatisfactory conclusion he must be in love with her. Determined not to admit this, he convinces himself he only wants to apologize. But when he seeks outside assistance to try and make this better, things become horribly worse.

'Have fun Harry, Ron!' Tonks waved enthusiastically, her eyes glittering merrily. 'Don’t mess your trousers!' Harry and Ron are sharing a surprise birthday gift... but in the company of Tonks and the Weasley twins?!

She likes her coffee with cream and sugar. He likes his strictly black. That's only the beginning of their differences. 3 AM every morning, a cup of coffee each, buzzed on the caffeine and the energy of their conversation.AU

Trista Sternmore is the "new girl" at Hogwarts, but will her past cause confusion for her future? Featuring everyone's favorite bad boy!

When Ginny boarded the Hogwarts Express on the first of September, she was surprised to come face-to-face with the last person she expected to see back in school. He was still the same prat she remembered from years before, but now he has a much higher authority than ever before: he was this year's new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. Ginny wished this was all a dream, but to her dismay she was stuck with him for an entire school year!

To protect Draco from Voldemort, Dumbledore sends him on a foreign exchange student program to America. Draco learns some things from his new family, and he teaches them some things too. But can he protect them from the truth?

Count the clich?s! Blatent deus ex machina to get Harry and Draco alone- one. Use of alcohol to lower inhibitions- two. "Let's get you out of those wet clothes, it looks like we're going to be stuck here all night." -three...

What starts out as an ordinary day in the middle class Muggle world quickly turns into a battle of good against evil as old friends reunite. Featuring a cast of familiar Hogwarts characters and told from the view of a new heroine, this story tackles the complexity of finding your own identity in a world of constant change. Although submitted under the Dark Arts house, “Identity” combines elements from all genres.

Sequel to I Get By With a Little Help From My Friends. Ron is still being a git, and everyone is sick of him. Ginny and the twins come up with a brilliant plan that involves getting Ron and Hermione together.

Ginny is down and Harry decides to cheer her up. Ron's not too pleased.

Pigwidgeon is in the Owlery, crying his heart out. The little owl is crushed by Ron's rejection. Can Hedwig save him from his misery? One-shot. Pigwidgeon/Hedwig. Only fic of its kind!

Ever wonder how the Order of the Phoenix does its recruiting? Do all Order members enjoy their duties? Of course! There's nothing more thrilling than hanging out in a house full of Dark artifacts, or staring at a door, right? (...Yeah.) This is the previously untold story of the less exciting aspects of Order life, as recorded by three drunkards, and discovered by a serious-minded young woman who was in need of a reality check.

Voldemort has brainwashed Ron! How far will Hermione go to save him?

Pranks were a part of life. They always went off perfectly and he never got caught. Why should this time be any different? The prank happened as planned, yet he got caught... in more ways than one.

Lucius is tired of Narcissa's nagging and decides to go and have a few drinks at the Three Broomsticks. Who does he run into? None other than Hermione Granger, of course, who is equally tired of her husband Ron's incessant talk of Quidditch. Can these two former enemies find something interesting to do while they pass the time away from their significant others?

Mrs. Weasley has a chat with Harry.

George has a confession of love to make to one Harry Potter. All doesn't go as planned, but the results are still quite pleasant.

Dudley Dursley is relaxing in a deck chair when Luna Lovegood 'floats' above him on her thestral, Sootyhoof.... The two have an interesting conversation.

It was one of those ginger-haired boys that lived up the road. Everyone in the village knew the Weasleys and their backward kids. Thankfully, they all went to some ‘special’ school up north during the year, so the only time she had to put up with them was during the summer holidays.

Wherein Harry tries to domesticate Draco and suffers the consequences. Slash.

Angry with Harry, Ron wishes he never came to Hogwarts. Some wishes just shouldn't come true...

It is finally happening. Tom Riddle will gleefully watch Harry Potter’s downfall from a front-row seat. And it’s all thanks to Moaning Myrtle. The first, as far as I can see, romantic pairing between Moaning Myrtle and Tom Riddle. LEGAL NOTICE: The author assumes no liability for side-splitting, pants wetting or other trauma associated with uncontrollable laughter.

Harry and co. have come back for their sixth year at Hogwarts. Voldemort has disappeared to Australia but there is a new terror at Hogwarts. Professor Dolores Umbridge – the new Health and Human Development Teacher. The gang are horrified when they learn that all students in fifth to seventh year must learn sex ed. Join your favourite students and professors as they cringe their way through pregnancy, periods and puberty. Featuring embarrassed!Snape, blushing!Hagrid, mortified!Ron Weasley...and the ever present Draco Malfoy as they are forced to partner up to raise flour sack babies, egg babies etc. Also features group discussion sessions, one-on-one teacher-student counselling sessions, real live demonstrations, much humour and romance!

"You asked for a report. An extra credit report to be exact on whatever subject we take interest in. A free rein, you proclaimed my dear professor. Sure this might not have been what you had in mind. But you never specified on what." Hermione enlightens us on what exactly she thinks of Harry's Quidditch pants.

Lord Voldemort's grand scheme to destroy the Weasley Family is brought to a brief halt whenever she invites him in for tea.

Luna Lovegood gets an unexpected visitor knocking at her door on Old Hallow's Eve...

An Ode to Hermione and Her Brush. Anyway, this is a rant from Hermione's pink, unhappy, hairbrush. *grins*

The Marauders used to visit the Tonks household often, to see Andromeda and Ted and play with little Nymphadora. Fourteen years later, one particular memory of one of these visits comes up. Slight RLNT.

The diary of Draco Malfoy. Read his quipping insults, sulking complaints, his secret lover, his suicidal urges, his bits about Crabbe sleepwalking without anything on, and his secret desire to see Harry in the changing room. It's not what you think! Draco/Hermione, Harry/Hermione, and a bit of reference toward Draco/Harry. A bit slashy.

What is Luna's extra credit assignment with Snape, and why are they taking off their clothes? No, it's not what you think.

Dumbledore had his reasons for locking Sirius up in his own house. But what reasons does Black himself have for going quite, quite mad?

Alexa and her twin sister Rowan are new at Hogwarts....they meet Harry, Ron, and Draco and start at this new school not knowing how their lives will change......

Julia's parents are dead. So are all of her friends. She's going to live with Hermione Granger, then it's off to Hogwarts, and there... she'll meet a very special someone. Read this story to figure out the concepts of 'love over obstacles' and 'all you need is love'.

The Marauders are all telling stories... yet they all seem to make fun of James. But then the stories start to come true. Coincidence? Magic? ``I think not. Sirius? Well, now.

Now that the Evil Sorting Hat has decided to get revenge on Draco, Hermione has to learn to tolerate him for six weeks.

Draco uses Harry over and over, and Harry isn't exactly pleased. Harry wants Draco to stay forever, but that isn't happening. Unless. . . Written for McTabby's Blame challenge

Not too keen on American Idol? Can't blame you, but wait until you see the Potter version! Draco hosts with an all-new panel of Judges; no appearances by Simon, Randy, OR Paula! Contestants range from random students, to boys-who-lived, to former Hogwarts Professors. And, of course, you won't want to miss the scathing remarks of the judge-with-a-grudge, who is so diabolically British, it's almost sexy. Guess who?

It's a fundraiser like no other- the Hogwarts students sign up to randomly receive secret valentines, all for the benefit of the Quidditch teams. Unfortunately (or fortunately) for a few, the selections aren't as random as was originally implied. Mostly Harry/Cho, but with hints at several other ships.

Did you ever wonder what would happen if the world of Harry Potter collided with the world of Star Trek? Well, I did...and out came this.

It is Valentine's Day, and Harry Potter is worked up because of it. He begins to receive Valentine gifts from several people, but what happens to him when he receives a certain Valentine from a certain Slytherin?

The world of fairy tales and the wizarding world collides when Snow White suddenly ends up in the Burrow. With Naked!Draco, Er!Ron, the rest of the Weasleys and crazy fairy tale characters.

Well, we're not locked in a room, we're not the regular characters you'd expect, maybe, but be assured, this is an MST of the first book of Harry Potter. And while we're pretty sure we're still sane, we're not sure if the author is.

After a night of decadent passion, Draco Malfoy finds himself facing an irate Pansy. What better punishment for the guilty Slytherin sex-god than to turn him into a ferret? Follow Draco as he explores the sex-capades behind the doors of Hogwarts. Plenty of snogging, "wrestling", biting and wand enlarging in store.

Tom Felton is a generally good person. But when a freak encounter with a mysterious (and totally f***** up) mirror leaves him stranded in a world of magic -- and a world of trouble -- everyone now thinks he is the evil (but sexy) Draco Malfoy and he has no way of letting them know who he really is, and no way home. Then there's the real Malfoy loose in Muggle England to wreac total havoc. Throw in some humor, unexpected twists and turns, and a few Americans, and you're off on a ride that'll have you rolling on the floor and suspended on the edge of your seats.

Harry meets someone he hadn't seen in years and the rain plays a part in bringing the two young adults together. A cute, fluffy, post-Hogwarts romance.

The Weasley Twins go looking for trouble..in Snape's classroom. But what happens when they find a certain book that belongs to him? And how will Prof. McGonagall use it?

Dumbledore is now a 15-year-old boy, who attends Hogwarts along with Harry and others. What has caused this transformation? Will he turn back? With Voldemort on the rise, how will the Professors cope without the Headmaster and bear the additional burden of protecting him?

Set between chapters 10 & 11 of Prisoner of Azkaban. Hermione borrows the Marauder's Map for a little chat with Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs.

Sirius tells the real story of the Hogwarts founders. Not quite what you'd expect. Rated PG-13 for some violence, crying and stolen hats. One shot.

Remus staggers home, more than a little tipsy, and makes unreasonable demands of his exasperated lover. Fluffy slash.

Harry's annoying, Ginny's temperamental, and Hermione's opinionated. So how does this all lead to our favorite Weasley “puppy sitting” her old Dark Arts Professor on the night of the full moon? Warning: Werewolf nudity!

The girls of Harry Potter do a parody of the song "Cell Block Tango" from the movie "Chicago."

Oh, when Draco Malfoy sees Hermione Granger in a lingerie store where he is shopping for his mother, he decides he cannot live without her. He begins his quest to save her from her current suitors, Neville and Ron, and in his fellowship are many people you may all ready know.

Hermione watched his poor performance with what looked like growing irritation. Finally she snapped.````“Honestly, can’t you do anything without my help?”````Ron barely had time to register her question before Hermione had taken four purposeful strides towards him, swatted his uncooperative hands away and grabbed hold of the problem at hand. ```` ~``A story about how Ron and Hermione managed to bicker and nag themselves from just friends to something (much) more...

The sequel to "The Day Harry Potter Woke Up and Decided He Was In Love". In which Ron vomits and Harry/Draco are put on exhibition.

Sometimes its not easy to start all over again. Especially if you've never seen a Muggle kitchen before.

You know how you all have those wishes that this or that would happen in the Harry Potter series? Well, here's your chance to read them! *This chapter* Fred and George Run Out of Jokes (oh, the horror!) *Coming Soon* Snapie Takes a Bath, Hermione Gets Laid, Harry Gets his Ass Kicked, McGonagall Becomes A Ninja, and many, many more!

An alternative universe taking place in the universe of Of Western Stars in which strange and unfortunate things happen. In which six years after Harry is taken in by Sirius Black and Remus Lupin, a twelve year old Harry stumbles upon the facts of life. In which the obsessively overprotective godfather crashes some last minute plans to salvage his godson’s innocence. In which the potions master reads a very odd essay on sexual intercourse.

Harry and the gang head to Hawaii for a school trip. Sirius and Remus make an appearance, along with some new characters and oodles of fun.

Why does everyone always treat me (Hermione) in the same way? I feel trapped... hear my point of view, and decide for yourself.

MWPP-era Hogwarts does The Rocky Horror Picture Show (no, not Debbie Does Dallas style), featuring Brad!Remus, Janet!Sirius and high camp Riff Raff!Snape. Warning: will include campness, corsets and cross-dressing.

Draco, having been locked in a cell by Voldemort, finds himself with an unexpected, though not necessarily unwanted, room-mate.

Ravenclaws weren't usually mischievious little imps, but Flitwick happens to have such a student this year in his house and he's going to have to deal with that student...

The Quick Quotes Quill NEEDED gossip and lies to live. So, when Hermione cruelly takes him away from his master, Rita Skeeter, he has a few choice words to give her.

When Harry, Ron, Hermione, Draco, and Ginny win a tropical cruise, they think the trip will be relaxing and fun. But when the ship hits a stray iceberg and the five of them, plus a mysterious sailor, flee to an uninhabited island in the middle of no where, the trip grows far from relaxing. This is the story of what happens when wizards stop being polite and start getting real. Watch as relationships form, and peoples true colors start to shine!