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'All through my life there has been one thing lacking. I’ve had money, broomsticks, an education, food on my plate, parents. There’s been one teensy weensy thing missing. Friendship-love.' Draco Malfoy is a bit depressed and has a conversation with himself. Ginny Weasley has Quidditch trouble. Can anyone guess why Ron gets so mad?

Harry's been behaving very strangely. Hermione comes up with several theories, and a few interesting plans, but is she missing the point? And Ron's far too clueless to be any real use, isn't he?

What happens when you mix Monty Python's The Search for the Holy Grail and Harry Potter? A lot of scary plotlines, and a lot of fun!

Ever wonder what went on in the Marauder's heads after they pranked, while they studied, at random parts of the day? Yes, you see what I'm getting at. All those crazy thoughts in drabble form. Short, sweet, and funny - just like them. Except for sweet.

(DM/GW) Ginny, Draco, a rainy day, and three little words. Short and sweet, leaning toward the fluffy side.

(Formerly known as Baby? What Baby?) Hermione Granger gives birth to a boy (she thinks). Some people know, but her friends do not. See her try to survive the absolute insanity and danger of Hogwarts with a baby to "take care of." Definitely not canon-compliant. CAUTION: This story contains language, crude humor, sexual references, and a crazy old man.

Draco's been known to stretch the truth, but this time he goes too far: the whole school thinks he's dating Harry Potter. Harry tries to quash the rumors, Hermione counsels him on his sexuality, and Harry Potter might just have the teeniest crush on Draco Malfoy.

Voldemort has been defeated for a second time. Draco Malfoy is miserable and on the run. Can Draco fix the problem by stopping the first fall? Or are there unintended consequences? And what does dancing have to do with any of this?

Ginny has accidentally turned in a diary entry of hers to… Professor Snape. Now how will she get out of this predicament? What grade is she going to get? But most of all what was going to happen when he calls her into his office? And what is going on in the Professor's mind?

What happens when the Marauders “take notes” during History of Magic class?

Tom Riddle is in his sixth year at Hogwarts and he has made plans to hold his power over the school. But the presence of Moaning Myrtle is disrupting everything and her actions are beginning to set Tom off his guard, in more ways than one.

A freakish day at the carnival gives new meaning to the phrase "two heads are better than one." Can Harry and Draco weather through their twist of fate with all four ears intact?

Lily gets her diary stolen accidentally by James, but what happens when he reads it? Will he be forgiven? Will they get together?

Well this is a toughy. This is very hard to explain because, well it's Mokey. Lots of weirdness involved, you think it's normal? Well it's not! Next chapter will be better. Unless no one reviews and then no more chapters! Lots of Britney, Justin, and Joey goodness. ESPECIALLY MOKEY! (he's new!)

Salem Univeristy is the most experienced university in the branches of Numerology and Astrology. Very few people have the privilege to attend it. Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger and Blaise Zabini are the only three students in their year who got admitted. In a place where money doesn't matter, where you can never know enough, where you pass from being a shadow to being inexistent, the three young adults find themselves obliged to establish a fragile friendship, which leads them to the discovery that maybe this relationship is just what they needed to be complete. HG/BZ DM/GW

Snape finally gets the slappin he deserves.

Hermione and Draco are...drumroll, please!...Head Boy and Head Girl.

The war is finally over and two veterans meet again…for the very first time. RW/SS

It's the best feeling in the world, our palms sweaty, your breathing erratic, but then you pick up that black and white electric guitar and nothing else seems to matter.

Tom Riddle's careers advice session.

"Number 12 Grimmauld Place was silent. However, as the Fates saw, Christmas was not going to be a quiet affair." DHr, HG, Oneshot.

Reg says diaries are for girls, but he doesn't know what he's talking about. First of all, girls can't write, everybody knows that (except Regulus, but what does he know?), and second, this isn't a diary. It's a journal. That's something totally different. A journal of my super-cool life--This is the very first sentence Sirius Black writes in his Diary/journal in his first year at Hogwarts. Other years will follow.

A story about love and rum! Think your evening was bad? Have you ever seen one at Hogwarts after the drinks are passed around?

What happened to Percy after Minister Fudge sent him to owl the Daily Prophet about 'Dumbledore's Army'? And what happens when he bumps into a certain pair of brothers?

Let's face it: Snape is nasty to his students, especially if they are unlucky enough to be in Gryffindor. And what do the parents do? Meet Frances Spencer, Muggle mum of a Gryffindor first-year, facing the challenge of unfair teachers and the wizarding postal service...

The sequel to "I Suck at Letters, Love Ron"! Hermione is stuck in her hotel room in France with a nasty summer cold. So when she gets Ron's rather messy letter, she is ecstatic and shocked by the state of it. However, this doesn't dismay her from writing a long letter as usual. But she must get back to work quickly or she might start having Ron-Withdraws. A day in Hermione's life is never easy. Second installment to my new Summer Letters series!

Once again, Albus Dumbledore takes the fall for the Wizarding World.

"Saving the world before bedtime, it's...the Harrypuff Kids!" The dreaded Harry Potter/Powerpuff Girls crossover with Mayor!Dumbledore and MojoJojo!Voldemort.

Lately, Hermione's sanity has been more unbalanced than a hippopotamus on a unicycle. Guess which Slytherin is to blame for that?

Hermione anxiously awaits her O.W.L. results but gets an unexpected surprise instead.

Draco plays Quiddich, Ginny falls over. (D/G)

Ron has played one too many practical jokes on his sister. Ginny's revenge is oh so sweet.

So, this is from the point of view of Lockhart's Mirror!! :) Poor thing, you know it gets used a lot!

Since Ginny’s Grams told her that the way to a man’s heart was through his stomach, Ginny has been constantly baking for Harry Potter, with some unexpected results. Harry/Ginny.

Sev is becoming increasingly drunk and he relates to his lover the story of the day he died. All in first person.

Tonks visits Remus when he's sick with her basket of goodies. Will she find the big, bad wolf or perhaps Prince Charming?

Ron loves Hermione, and Hermione loves Ron. Simple, right? WRONG!! Ron's turned it into a game and Hermione is not going down withough a fight. But will they admit their love for each other before it is too late? Will they Surrender to their emotions? And Ginny has been given a great opportunity. but now she has to learn everything from fifth year and sixth year in about six months. Can she do it? And there is another. Someone with a secret. A secret that would ruin. A secret that another will exploit for their own ends. RW/HG, HP/GW, plus hints of other ships.

Voldemort pays a visit to Harry but ends up flirting shamelessly with Aunt Petunia! Honestly, carrying on like a couple of teenagers....

A tragedy occurs and an American witch is forced to transfer to Hogwarts, where she meets Lily Thompson, James Potter, and the gang...but everyone is hiding something...(which is why Lily has a fake last name...) Read to find out. Will be oc/oc, l/j, s/oc. Humor, drama, and romance....please R/R!!!

In which James and Lily get married, Sirius gets maudlin, Remus gets put-upon and everyone gets drunk.

It was an important mission for the Order. Vital, one might even say. They were asking her to infiltrate the Death Eaters. But first, Nymphadora Tonks would need to learn how to dance...

A series of short stories written by different authors about, as the title says, Ron Weasley being humiliated in several unusual situations. :)

It started as a joke, then, six months later, turned into a full blown prank. With only Snape left in charge, how will Harry, Ron, and Hermione survive this one?

Viktor Krum never was one to revel in posing, primping, preening, being fawned or drooled over, or generally being manhandled and treated like a piece of meat by the so-called "fairer sex" that count themselves among his fandom. He's not much on being photographed or answering the same old questions or having his private life pried into, either, thanks very much. So when he gets *cough* volunteered by a certain bushy-haired fiancee to participate in a fundraiser for St. Mungo's that involves all of the above and then some... Let's just say Hermione will be needing to "express her gratitude" a great deal to make up for this.

Ever wondered just how Remus Lupin's parents met young Sirius Black? Remus' father tells the tale...

Someone tries to fulfill their “Final Battle” story requirement with disastrous results.

AU!! Follow the love lives of Hermione, Susan and Lavender, three waitresses in a pizza parlor in Hogsmeade. Lots of romance, makeups, and breakups!

Halo addicts, verbal romances, a considerably intelligent four year old and mistold adventures, this a fiction for anybody who's ever been on a long bus ride to enjoy! Just wait to say: "That's SO true" to nearly every line! This is a Crack!Fic of epic proportions for anybody who's ever been on a good, long bus ride!

Back by popular demand, the second installment of Siofra and Company includes just as much insanity as the original. Siofra and the girls are back, but this time the universal rift throws the ultimate switch: The Harry Potter characters are thrown into our universe. Will they blow the secret of the existence of the wizarding world? Will Siofra and Kiara ever be civil to one another? And where exactly is everyone going to sleep?

Don't say I didn't warn you. Harry gets an invitation to a marvellous party; Malfoy resorts to double entendre.

Neville and Luna visit Ron and Hermione, and while Hermione is out shopping, Ron plays chess with Luna. Little does he know that Luna doesn't play chess quite like anyone Ron's ever played.

In a city of MADNESS and SORCERY, in an era of MISERY and SIN, eight gladiators attempt to save the last living FERTILE WOMAN... ``Just kidding! Actually, the fic is more along these lines: "We’ve all read of Harry falling for Ginny; of Hermione and Harry's star-crossed love; of Harry and Draco’s angst-filled relationship exploding into a torrent of *flaming* passion; of Cho who is finally able to get past Cedric's death and realize that Harry is really the one for her; or even of an unlikely and clever OC who manages to capture Harry’s heart. But which rule states that any love interest of our favorite wizarding protagonist has to be a *witch*?"``LeFay Productions presents: An OC!Muggle/Harry fic that strives for a bit of realistic magic.

An exchange trip from the Salem School of Witchcraft and Wizardry is coming to Hogwarts. To welcome the guests, Dumbledore has planned a masquerade ball. Unfortunately, a lot goes wrong... but a lot of good comes out of it as well.

Dumbledore's mind is rotting. The time has come for bad stuff to happen! A stupid 5th year adventure with weird stuff, guest appearances, and an "incident".

After several embarrassing encounters with Ginny Weasley, Draco Malfoy comes to the unsatisfactory conclusion he must be in love with her. Determined not to admit this, he convinces himself he only wants to apologize. But when he seeks outside assistance to try and make this better, things become horribly worse.

Sherlock!Sirius strikes again. Sequel to "The Case of the Misplaced Satisfaction."

'Have fun Harry, Ron!' Tonks waved enthusiastically, her eyes glittering merrily. 'Don’t mess your trousers!' Harry and Ron are sharing a surprise birthday gift... but in the company of Tonks and the Weasley twins?!

She likes her coffee with cream and sugar. He likes his strictly black. That's only the beginning of their differences. 3 AM every morning, a cup of coffee each, buzzed on the caffeine and the energy of their conversation.AU

When Ginny boarded the Hogwarts Express on the first of September, she was surprised to come face-to-face with the last person she expected to see back in school. He was still the same prat she remembered from years before, but now he has a much higher authority than ever before: he was this year's new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. Ginny wished this was all a dream, but to her dismay she was stuck with him for an entire school year!

Trista Sternmore is the "new girl" at Hogwarts, but will her past cause confusion for her future? Featuring everyone's favorite bad boy!

To protect Draco from Voldemort, Dumbledore sends him on a foreign exchange student program to America. Draco learns some things from his new family, and he teaches them some things too. But can he protect them from the truth?

Count the clich?s! Blatent deus ex machina to get Harry and Draco alone- one. Use of alcohol to lower inhibitions- two. "Let's get you out of those wet clothes, it looks like we're going to be stuck here all night." -three...

What starts out as an ordinary day in the middle class Muggle world quickly turns into a battle of good against evil as old friends reunite. Featuring a cast of familiar Hogwarts characters and told from the view of a new heroine, this story tackles the complexity of finding your own identity in a world of constant change. Although submitted under the Dark Arts house, “Identity” combines elements from all genres.

Sequel to I Get By With a Little Help From My Friends. Ron is still being a git, and everyone is sick of him. Ginny and the twins come up with a brilliant plan that involves getting Ron and Hermione together.

Ginny is down and Harry decides to cheer her up. Ron's not too pleased.

Ever wonder how the Order of the Phoenix does its recruiting? Do all Order members enjoy their duties? Of course! There's nothing more thrilling than hanging out in a house full of Dark artifacts, or staring at a door, right? (...Yeah.) This is the previously untold story of the less exciting aspects of Order life, as recorded by three drunkards, and discovered by a serious-minded young woman who was in need of a reality check.

Pigwidgeon is in the Owlery, crying his heart out. The little owl is crushed by Ron's rejection. Can Hedwig save him from his misery? One-shot. Pigwidgeon/Hedwig. Only fic of its kind!

Voldemort has brainwashed Ron! How far will Hermione go to save him?

Pranks were a part of life. They always went off perfectly and he never got caught. Why should this time be any different? The prank happened as planned, yet he got caught... in more ways than one.

Lucius is tired of Narcissa's nagging and decides to go and have a few drinks at the Three Broomsticks. Who does he run into? None other than Hermione Granger, of course, who is equally tired of her husband Ron's incessant talk of Quidditch. Can these two former enemies find something interesting to do while they pass the time away from their significant others?

Mrs. Weasley has a chat with Harry.

George has a confession of love to make to one Harry Potter. All doesn't go as planned, but the results are still quite pleasant.

Dudley Dursley is relaxing in a deck chair when Luna Lovegood 'floats' above him on her thestral, Sootyhoof.... The two have an interesting conversation.

It was one of those ginger-haired boys that lived up the road. Everyone in the village knew the Weasleys and their backward kids. Thankfully, they all went to some ‘special’ school up north during the year, so the only time she had to put up with them was during the summer holidays.

Wherein Harry tries to domesticate Draco and suffers the consequences. Slash.

Angry with Harry, Ron wishes he never came to Hogwarts. Some wishes just shouldn't come true...

"You asked for a report. An extra credit report to be exact on whatever subject we take interest in. A free rein, you proclaimed my dear professor. Sure this might not have been what you had in mind. But you never specified on what." Hermione enlightens us on what exactly she thinks of Harry's Quidditch pants.

Harry and co. have come back for their sixth year at Hogwarts. Voldemort has disappeared to Australia but there is a new terror at Hogwarts. Professor Dolores Umbridge – the new Health and Human Development Teacher. The gang are horrified when they learn that all students in fifth to seventh year must learn sex ed. Join your favourite students and professors as they cringe their way through pregnancy, periods and puberty. Featuring embarrassed!Snape, blushing!Hagrid, mortified!Ron Weasley...and the ever present Draco Malfoy as they are forced to partner up to raise flour sack babies, egg babies etc. Also features group discussion sessions, one-on-one teacher-student counselling sessions, real live demonstrations, much humour and romance!

It is finally happening. Tom Riddle will gleefully watch Harry Potter’s downfall from a front-row seat. And it’s all thanks to Moaning Myrtle. The first, as far as I can see, romantic pairing between Moaning Myrtle and Tom Riddle. LEGAL NOTICE: The author assumes no liability for side-splitting, pants wetting or other trauma associated with uncontrollable laughter.

Luna Lovegood gets an unexpected visitor knocking at her door on Old Hallow's Eve...

Lord Voldemort's grand scheme to destroy the Weasley Family is brought to a brief halt whenever she invites him in for tea.

An Ode to Hermione and Her Brush. Anyway, this is a rant from Hermione's pink, unhappy, hairbrush. *grins*

The Marauders used to visit the Tonks household often, to see Andromeda and Ted and play with little Nymphadora. Fourteen years later, one particular memory of one of these visits comes up. Slight RLNT.

What is Luna's extra credit assignment with Snape, and why are they taking off their clothes? No, it's not what you think.

The diary of Draco Malfoy. Read his quipping insults, sulking complaints, his secret lover, his suicidal urges, his bits about Crabbe sleepwalking without anything on, and his secret desire to see Harry in the changing room. It's not what you think! Draco/Hermione, Harry/Hermione, and a bit of reference toward Draco/Harry. A bit slashy.

Dumbledore had his reasons for locking Sirius up in his own house. But what reasons does Black himself have for going quite, quite mad?

Alexa and her twin sister Rowan are new at Hogwarts....they meet Harry, Ron, and Draco and start at this new school not knowing how their lives will change......

Now that the Evil Sorting Hat has decided to get revenge on Draco, Hermione has to learn to tolerate him for six weeks.

Julia's parents are dead. So are all of her friends. She's going to live with Hermione Granger, then it's off to Hogwarts, and there... she'll meet a very special someone. Read this story to figure out the concepts of 'love over obstacles' and 'all you need is love'.

The Marauders are all telling stories... yet they all seem to make fun of James. But then the stories start to come true. Coincidence? Magic? ``I think not. Sirius? Well, now.

It is Valentine's Day, and Harry Potter is worked up because of it. He begins to receive Valentine gifts from several people, but what happens to him when he receives a certain Valentine from a certain Slytherin?

Not too keen on American Idol? Can't blame you, but wait until you see the Potter version! Draco hosts with an all-new panel of Judges; no appearances by Simon, Randy, OR Paula! Contestants range from random students, to boys-who-lived, to former Hogwarts Professors. And, of course, you won't want to miss the scathing remarks of the judge-with-a-grudge, who is so diabolically British, it's almost sexy. Guess who?

It's a fundraiser like no other- the Hogwarts students sign up to randomly receive secret valentines, all for the benefit of the Quidditch teams. Unfortunately (or fortunately) for a few, the selections aren't as random as was originally implied. Mostly Harry/Cho, but with hints at several other ships.

Draco uses Harry over and over, and Harry isn't exactly pleased. Harry wants Draco to stay forever, but that isn't happening. Unless. . . Written for McTabby's Blame challenge

Did you ever wonder what would happen if the world of Harry Potter collided with the world of Star Trek? Well, I did...and out came this.

Well, we're not locked in a room, we're not the regular characters you'd expect, maybe, but be assured, this is an MST of the first book of Harry Potter. And while we're pretty sure we're still sane, we're not sure if the author is.

The world of fairy tales and the wizarding world collides when Snow White suddenly ends up in the Burrow. With Naked!Draco, Er!Ron, the rest of the Weasleys and crazy fairy tale characters.

After a night of decadent passion, Draco Malfoy finds himself facing an irate Pansy. What better punishment for the guilty Slytherin sex-god than to turn him into a ferret? Follow Draco as he explores the sex-capades behind the doors of Hogwarts. Plenty of snogging, "wrestling", biting and wand enlarging in store.

Tom Felton is a generally good person. But when a freak encounter with a mysterious (and totally f***** up) mirror leaves him stranded in a world of magic -- and a world of trouble -- everyone now thinks he is the evil (but sexy) Draco Malfoy and he has no way of letting them know who he really is, and no way home. Then there's the real Malfoy loose in Muggle England to wreac total havoc. Throw in some humor, unexpected twists and turns, and a few Americans, and you're off on a ride that'll have you rolling on the floor and suspended on the edge of your seats.

Harry meets someone he hadn't seen in years and the rain plays a part in bringing the two young adults together. A cute, fluffy, post-Hogwarts romance.