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While Harry and Hermione are staying at the Burrow, Mr. Weasley comes home with two telephones. Harry and Hermione attempt to show him how to use them.

In this wild world of fanfiction, Fred and George are up to their usual tricks, Ron and Hermione are FINALLY together, and Harry is, well...Harry! Warning: Extreme laughter. May cause seizures.

When Moreta, Goddess of Literature, looks at some of the Harry Potter fanfiction available online, she is far from happy. Slash? Crossovers? Mpreg? Just-developed-phenomenal-cosmic-powers-and-turned-into-an-absolute-hunk-overnight Harry? Oh, it's all just so wrong.

Ginny Weasley is in her fourth year. It is known that she has a bit of a crush on Harry, but what's become of it now? And how does Harry feel? Includes lyrics to "Les Miserables", diary entries, and confusion among the characters.

When Arthur and Molly leave for St. Mungo's to have their seventh child, Bill is left in charge of the Burrow. Surely, only so much can go wrong when the oldest Weasley is left in charge....

Draco's in denial. Ginny's in love. After a steamy``broom-cupboard romance, what will become of them both? Will Draco revert to his evil (and devilishly charming) self? What’ll Ginny do if she can't have that certain sex-god of a Slytherin?``Will Draco achieve his new and improved goals, including:``9. Win Witch Weekly’s Most Charming Smile Award, and knock that smarmy bastard Lockhart off his pedestal.``Can Ginny get Ron to admit that he has a major jones for Hermy? And if she can – what will Hermione do about it?``But most importantly, if Ginny and Draco DO get together… will Blaise Zabini cry?``Read their diaries (along with some very inappropriate poetry), side by side, day by day.

Secrets are revealed, friends are made and Harry Potter's daughter goes to Hogwarts a little late!

As the Quidditch Championship game approaches, the teachers in the staff room sit around being competitive, tense, or -in the rare case of Remus Lupin- placidly amused and content. For once, the problem person at Hogwarts is not the DADA teacher, and everyone is very happy about it... except Snape. Of course, we can't count him because he's rarely ever happy about anything that everyone else in the staff is happy about. Rated R for horror and sexual content- no, I'm kidding. This is a child safe story, ladies and gentlemen.

Crossover? Parody? Fanfic? All of the above? When Hogwarts meets The Colbert Report, anything goes!

Draco Malfoy wants to become the most perfect prefect in Hogwarts history. His only source for help? An annoying Gryffindor who's much more perfect than Malfoy thinks. How does the rigorous training work for Malfoy, though?

Draco's friends torment him using their own remixed version of The Little Mermaid's "Kiss the Girl." Chaos ensues.

Hermione has been feeling the biting pain that is being shunned by your best friends. After turning in the Firebolt, Ron and Harry have abandoned her, leaving her to her misery. Having figured out Lupin's secret, can Hermione open up and trust a teacher... and a werewolf... with her secrets?

Draco and Hermione play a dangerous game of 'what if'. Winner at the Firewhiskey funny fic challenge for July!

Harry was always going to be victorious. [Harry/Draco]

All wars are fought for a reason, whether honourable or ignoble. This one started over an umbrella...

Lavender and Parvati find a strange bunny on Hogwarts grounds that makes all kinds of mad-cap schemes come true. When they realize what is creating the chaos, they call in the one person they know they could count on... Professor Trelawney. Will the Divination Professor, Lavender and Parvati be able to save the school? Expect to see Mary Sue babysitting kid!Snape, Dumbledore, and McGonagall, Loving Harry and has no idea why!Draco, The Next Dark Lord! Hermione, and of course, Player!Neville.

A very long comedy. Will Harry ever get back his identity stolen by his evil twin? Will Voldemort ever get into the Lava Lamp club? Will the evil chipmunk stop Harry's quest?Why did Percy eat the Book of the Dead? Will Dudley ever find love?

Revenge is a dish best tasted cold. Sequel to Tiny Bubbles. Snape strikes back.

Ginny decides to reform a rake as research for her decided career as a romance novelist. She settles on the Slytherin Sex God.

Once upon a time there was a group of individuals more powerful than the average person. They decided to form a band of which the likes had never been seen. Fabulous secret powers were revealed to them the day that held aloft their magic wands and said, "By the power of Cheese Monkeys, I am Mary Sue!" ``And then Albus Dumbledore and the rest of the canon characters chucked 'em out of the school.

'All through my life there has been one thing lacking. I’ve had money, broomsticks, an education, food on my plate, parents. There’s been one teensy weensy thing missing. Friendship-love.' Draco Malfoy is a bit depressed and has a conversation with himself. Ginny Weasley has Quidditch trouble. Can anyone guess why Ron gets so mad?

Harry's been behaving very strangely. Hermione comes up with several theories, and a few interesting plans, but is she missing the point? And Ron's far too clueless to be any real use, isn't he?

What happens when you mix Monty Python's The Search for the Holy Grail and Harry Potter? A lot of scary plotlines, and a lot of fun!

(Formerly known as Baby? What Baby?) Hermione Granger gives birth to a boy (she thinks). Some people know, but her friends do not. See her try to survive the absolute insanity and danger of Hogwarts with a baby to "take care of." Definitely not canon-compliant. CAUTION: This story contains language, crude humor, sexual references, and a crazy old man.

Ever wonder what went on in the Marauder's heads after they pranked, while they studied, at random parts of the day? Yes, you see what I'm getting at. All those crazy thoughts in drabble form. Short, sweet, and funny - just like them. Except for sweet.

(DM/GW) Ginny, Draco, a rainy day, and three little words. Short and sweet, leaning toward the fluffy side.

Draco's been known to stretch the truth, but this time he goes too far: the whole school thinks he's dating Harry Potter. Harry tries to quash the rumors, Hermione counsels him on his sexuality, and Harry Potter might just have the teeniest crush on Draco Malfoy.

Voldemort has been defeated for a second time. Draco Malfoy is miserable and on the run. Can Draco fix the problem by stopping the first fall? Or are there unintended consequences? And what does dancing have to do with any of this?

Ginny has accidentally turned in a diary entry of hers to… Professor Snape. Now how will she get out of this predicament? What grade is she going to get? But most of all what was going to happen when he calls her into his office? And what is going on in the Professor's mind?

What happens when the Marauders “take notes” during History of Magic class?

Tom Riddle is in his sixth year at Hogwarts and he has made plans to hold his power over the school. But the presence of Moaning Myrtle is disrupting everything and her actions are beginning to set Tom off his guard, in more ways than one.

A freakish day at the carnival gives new meaning to the phrase "two heads are better than one." Can Harry and Draco weather through their twist of fate with all four ears intact?

Lily gets her diary stolen accidentally by James, but what happens when he reads it? Will he be forgiven? Will they get together?

Salem Univeristy is the most experienced university in the branches of Numerology and Astrology. Very few people have the privilege to attend it. Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger and Blaise Zabini are the only three students in their year who got admitted. In a place where money doesn't matter, where you can never know enough, where you pass from being a shadow to being inexistent, the three young adults find themselves obliged to establish a fragile friendship, which leads them to the discovery that maybe this relationship is just what they needed to be complete. HG/BZ DM/GW

Well this is a toughy. This is very hard to explain because, well it's Mokey. Lots of weirdness involved, you think it's normal? Well it's not! Next chapter will be better. Unless no one reviews and then no more chapters! Lots of Britney, Justin, and Joey goodness. ESPECIALLY MOKEY! (he's new!)

Snape finally gets the slappin he deserves.

Hermione and Draco are...drumroll, please!...Head Boy and Head Girl.

The war is finally over and two veterans meet again…for the very first time. RW/SS

It's the best feeling in the world, our palms sweaty, your breathing erratic, but then you pick up that black and white electric guitar and nothing else seems to matter.

"Number 12 Grimmauld Place was silent. However, as the Fates saw, Christmas was not going to be a quiet affair." DHr, HG, Oneshot.

Tom Riddle's careers advice session.

Reg says diaries are for girls, but he doesn't know what he's talking about. First of all, girls can't write, everybody knows that (except Regulus, but what does he know?), and second, this isn't a diary. It's a journal. That's something totally different. A journal of my super-cool life--This is the very first sentence Sirius Black writes in his Diary/journal in his first year at Hogwarts. Other years will follow.

A story about love and rum! Think your evening was bad? Have you ever seen one at Hogwarts after the drinks are passed around?

What happened to Percy after Minister Fudge sent him to owl the Daily Prophet about 'Dumbledore's Army'? And what happens when he bumps into a certain pair of brothers?

The sequel to "I Suck at Letters, Love Ron"! Hermione is stuck in her hotel room in France with a nasty summer cold. So when she gets Ron's rather messy letter, she is ecstatic and shocked by the state of it. However, this doesn't dismay her from writing a long letter as usual. But she must get back to work quickly or she might start having Ron-Withdraws. A day in Hermione's life is never easy. Second installment to my new Summer Letters series!

Let's face it: Snape is nasty to his students, especially if they are unlucky enough to be in Gryffindor. And what do the parents do? Meet Frances Spencer, Muggle mum of a Gryffindor first-year, facing the challenge of unfair teachers and the wizarding postal service...

Once again, Albus Dumbledore takes the fall for the Wizarding World.

"Saving the world before bedtime, it's...the Harrypuff Kids!" The dreaded Harry Potter/Powerpuff Girls crossover with Mayor!Dumbledore and MojoJojo!Voldemort.

Hermione anxiously awaits her O.W.L. results but gets an unexpected surprise instead.

Lately, Hermione's sanity has been more unbalanced than a hippopotamus on a unicycle. Guess which Slytherin is to blame for that?

Ron has played one too many practical jokes on his sister. Ginny's revenge is oh so sweet.

Since Ginny’s Grams told her that the way to a man’s heart was through his stomach, Ginny has been constantly baking for Harry Potter, with some unexpected results. Harry/Ginny.

Draco plays Quiddich, Ginny falls over. (D/G)

So, this is from the point of view of Lockhart's Mirror!! :) Poor thing, you know it gets used a lot!

Sev is becoming increasingly drunk and he relates to his lover the story of the day he died. All in first person.

Tonks visits Remus when he's sick with her basket of goodies. Will she find the big, bad wolf or perhaps Prince Charming?

Ron loves Hermione, and Hermione loves Ron. Simple, right? WRONG!! Ron's turned it into a game and Hermione is not going down withough a fight. But will they admit their love for each other before it is too late? Will they Surrender to their emotions? And Ginny has been given a great opportunity. but now she has to learn everything from fifth year and sixth year in about six months. Can she do it? And there is another. Someone with a secret. A secret that would ruin. A secret that another will exploit for their own ends. RW/HG, HP/GW, plus hints of other ships.

A tragedy occurs and an American witch is forced to transfer to Hogwarts, where she meets Lily Thompson, James Potter, and the gang...but everyone is hiding something...(which is why Lily has a fake last name...) Read to find out. Will be oc/oc, l/j, s/oc. Humor, drama, and romance....please R/R!!!

Voldemort pays a visit to Harry but ends up flirting shamelessly with Aunt Petunia! Honestly, carrying on like a couple of teenagers....

In which James and Lily get married, Sirius gets maudlin, Remus gets put-upon and everyone gets drunk.

It started as a joke, then, six months later, turned into a full blown prank. With only Snape left in charge, how will Harry, Ron, and Hermione survive this one?

It was an important mission for the Order. Vital, one might even say. They were asking her to infiltrate the Death Eaters. But first, Nymphadora Tonks would need to learn how to dance...

A series of short stories written by different authors about, as the title says, Ron Weasley being humiliated in several unusual situations. :)

Someone tries to fulfill their “Final Battle” story requirement with disastrous results.

Viktor Krum never was one to revel in posing, primping, preening, being fawned or drooled over, or generally being manhandled and treated like a piece of meat by the so-called "fairer sex" that count themselves among his fandom. He's not much on being photographed or answering the same old questions or having his private life pried into, either, thanks very much. So when he gets *cough* volunteered by a certain bushy-haired fiancee to participate in a fundraiser for St. Mungo's that involves all of the above and then some... Let's just say Hermione will be needing to "express her gratitude" a great deal to make up for this.

Ever wondered just how Remus Lupin's parents met young Sirius Black? Remus' father tells the tale...

Halo addicts, verbal romances, a considerably intelligent four year old and mistold adventures, this a fiction for anybody who's ever been on a long bus ride to enjoy! Just wait to say: "That's SO true" to nearly every line! This is a Crack!Fic of epic proportions for anybody who's ever been on a good, long bus ride!

Back by popular demand, the second installment of Siofra and Company includes just as much insanity as the original. Siofra and the girls are back, but this time the universal rift throws the ultimate switch: The Harry Potter characters are thrown into our universe. Will they blow the secret of the existence of the wizarding world? Will Siofra and Kiara ever be civil to one another? And where exactly is everyone going to sleep?

AU!! Follow the love lives of Hermione, Susan and Lavender, three waitresses in a pizza parlor in Hogsmeade. Lots of romance, makeups, and breakups!

Don't say I didn't warn you. Harry gets an invitation to a marvellous party; Malfoy resorts to double entendre.

Neville and Luna visit Ron and Hermione, and while Hermione is out shopping, Ron plays chess with Luna. Little does he know that Luna doesn't play chess quite like anyone Ron's ever played.

In a city of MADNESS and SORCERY, in an era of MISERY and SIN, eight gladiators attempt to save the last living FERTILE WOMAN... ``Just kidding! Actually, the fic is more along these lines: "We’ve all read of Harry falling for Ginny; of Hermione and Harry's star-crossed love; of Harry and Draco’s angst-filled relationship exploding into a torrent of *flaming* passion; of Cho who is finally able to get past Cedric's death and realize that Harry is really the one for her; or even of an unlikely and clever OC who manages to capture Harry’s heart. But which rule states that any love interest of our favorite wizarding protagonist has to be a *witch*?"``LeFay Productions presents: An OC!Muggle/Harry fic that strives for a bit of realistic magic.

An exchange trip from the Salem School of Witchcraft and Wizardry is coming to Hogwarts. To welcome the guests, Dumbledore has planned a masquerade ball. Unfortunately, a lot goes wrong... but a lot of good comes out of it as well.

Dumbledore's mind is rotting. The time has come for bad stuff to happen! A stupid 5th year adventure with weird stuff, guest appearances, and an "incident".

Sherlock!Sirius strikes again. Sequel to "The Case of the Misplaced Satisfaction."

After several embarrassing encounters with Ginny Weasley, Draco Malfoy comes to the unsatisfactory conclusion he must be in love with her. Determined not to admit this, he convinces himself he only wants to apologize. But when he seeks outside assistance to try and make this better, things become horribly worse.

'Have fun Harry, Ron!' Tonks waved enthusiastically, her eyes glittering merrily. 'Don’t mess your trousers!' Harry and Ron are sharing a surprise birthday gift... but in the company of Tonks and the Weasley twins?!

She likes her coffee with cream and sugar. He likes his strictly black. That's only the beginning of their differences. 3 AM every morning, a cup of coffee each, buzzed on the caffeine and the energy of their conversation.AU

When Ginny boarded the Hogwarts Express on the first of September, she was surprised to come face-to-face with the last person she expected to see back in school. He was still the same prat she remembered from years before, but now he has a much higher authority than ever before: he was this year's new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. Ginny wished this was all a dream, but to her dismay she was stuck with him for an entire school year!

Trista Sternmore is the "new girl" at Hogwarts, but will her past cause confusion for her future? Featuring everyone's favorite bad boy!

To protect Draco from Voldemort, Dumbledore sends him on a foreign exchange student program to America. Draco learns some things from his new family, and he teaches them some things too. But can he protect them from the truth?

Count the clich?s! Blatent deus ex machina to get Harry and Draco alone- one. Use of alcohol to lower inhibitions- two. "Let's get you out of those wet clothes, it looks like we're going to be stuck here all night." -three...

What starts out as an ordinary day in the middle class Muggle world quickly turns into a battle of good against evil as old friends reunite. Featuring a cast of familiar Hogwarts characters and told from the view of a new heroine, this story tackles the complexity of finding your own identity in a world of constant change. Although submitted under the Dark Arts house, “Identity” combines elements from all genres.

Sequel to I Get By With a Little Help From My Friends. Ron is still being a git, and everyone is sick of him. Ginny and the twins come up with a brilliant plan that involves getting Ron and Hermione together.

Ever wonder how the Order of the Phoenix does its recruiting? Do all Order members enjoy their duties? Of course! There's nothing more thrilling than hanging out in a house full of Dark artifacts, or staring at a door, right? (...Yeah.) This is the previously untold story of the less exciting aspects of Order life, as recorded by three drunkards, and discovered by a serious-minded young woman who was in need of a reality check.

Ginny is down and Harry decides to cheer her up. Ron's not too pleased.

Pigwidgeon is in the Owlery, crying his heart out. The little owl is crushed by Ron's rejection. Can Hedwig save him from his misery? One-shot. Pigwidgeon/Hedwig. Only fic of its kind!

Pranks were a part of life. They always went off perfectly and he never got caught. Why should this time be any different? The prank happened as planned, yet he got caught... in more ways than one.

Voldemort has brainwashed Ron! How far will Hermione go to save him?

Lucius is tired of Narcissa's nagging and decides to go and have a few drinks at the Three Broomsticks. Who does he run into? None other than Hermione Granger, of course, who is equally tired of her husband Ron's incessant talk of Quidditch. Can these two former enemies find something interesting to do while they pass the time away from their significant others?

Mrs. Weasley has a chat with Harry.

It was one of those ginger-haired boys that lived up the road. Everyone in the village knew the Weasleys and their backward kids. Thankfully, they all went to some ‘special’ school up north during the year, so the only time she had to put up with them was during the summer holidays.

Dudley Dursley is relaxing in a deck chair when Luna Lovegood 'floats' above him on her thestral, Sootyhoof.... The two have an interesting conversation.

George has a confession of love to make to one Harry Potter. All doesn't go as planned, but the results are still quite pleasant.

Angry with Harry, Ron wishes he never came to Hogwarts. Some wishes just shouldn't come true...

Wherein Harry tries to domesticate Draco and suffers the consequences. Slash.

"You asked for a report. An extra credit report to be exact on whatever subject we take interest in. A free rein, you proclaimed my dear professor. Sure this might not have been what you had in mind. But you never specified on what." Hermione enlightens us on what exactly she thinks of Harry's Quidditch pants.

Harry and co. have come back for their sixth year at Hogwarts. Voldemort has disappeared to Australia but there is a new terror at Hogwarts. Professor Dolores Umbridge – the new Health and Human Development Teacher. The gang are horrified when they learn that all students in fifth to seventh year must learn sex ed. Join your favourite students and professors as they cringe their way through pregnancy, periods and puberty. Featuring embarrassed!Snape, blushing!Hagrid, mortified!Ron Weasley...and the ever present Draco Malfoy as they are forced to partner up to raise flour sack babies, egg babies etc. Also features group discussion sessions, one-on-one teacher-student counselling sessions, real live demonstrations, much humour and romance!

It is finally happening. Tom Riddle will gleefully watch Harry Potter’s downfall from a front-row seat. And it’s all thanks to Moaning Myrtle. The first, as far as I can see, romantic pairing between Moaning Myrtle and Tom Riddle. LEGAL NOTICE: The author assumes no liability for side-splitting, pants wetting or other trauma associated with uncontrollable laughter.

Lord Voldemort's grand scheme to destroy the Weasley Family is brought to a brief halt whenever she invites him in for tea.