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Sirius and Severus are having a fight, thus disturbing the other Order members. They're sent to an abandoned study to deal with each other, and, unknown to them, Remus is set to watch them.``Unfortunately to the poor werewolf, the fight was just an act. Therefore, Remus meets a sight he'd rather avoid... But, at least the Order now knows what really goes on between the two.``SLASH SS/SB.

Books, Potions, house-elves, intrigue, romance novels, Hermione, Draco, and not a love story...

Back by popular demand! Those fangirls, never giving Hermione peace about their captured hotties. She has (reluctantly) written another book on how to care for a Hogwarts hottie, this one on the ever popular Draco Malfoy.

While packing for another long year at Hogwarts, Fredrick J. Weasley reminiscences about his family and all of their little quirks. Interested in seeing what Fred really thinks about his siblings? Oh, be afraid . . . be very afraid . . .

Ron's just received a Valentine's Day card from an unknown admirer. Uh-oh.

When Lily spends her afternoon studying in the library for the upcoming O.W.L.s, she never expects to overhear the Marauders put the finishing touches on their greatest achievement…The Marauder’s Map.

The Hogwarts staff has, once again, gathered to eat lunch. Once again, they are tormented by a horror-inspiring DADA teacher. This man makes the Basilisk look like a giant, murderous snake. Well, anyway, it's the sicho-romantic of Hogwarts, the incompetent, over-confident GILDROY LOCKHART! (Featuring a cameo by Dumbledore.)

What's the best thing to do after a year of nonstop studying? Going on vacation, of course!

Ron’s plan to break up Harry and Draco went well until he heard a peculiar noise in one of those unused classrooms…

A comedy about Harry and his broomstick. This experience is not necessarily any 'normal' ride around the pitch.

Just as Voldemort finds a way to attack Hogwarts and overcome Dumbledore, Harry finds that he has even bigger problems. Snarry humour.

Fred Weasley has finally found the one...the light of his life, the only girl who understands him. Draco Malfoy feels the same way...about the same girl. One is true love, the other is lust...but will Devian be able to distinguish between the two?

Thirteen-year-old Draco Malfoy has recently become a junior Death Eater, but certain events that befall him after a Floo accident and involve a certain person with messy dark hair and spectacles make him regret it. An AU story.

Remus Lupin has problems. He's a wizard. He's a werewolf. He's somehow got himself very, very lost. And he's just been arrested by the Ankh-Morpork City Watch. Things can only get worse...

You know all those fanfics about a certain greasy-haired so-and-so growing a soul when he meets his long-lost-child? MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

PREQUEL to 'A Guide to Happiness' - after a little bit of a ****-up in potions, Sirius finds out a few things about Remus - like just how much he loves chocolate cake...````Non-Graphic Slash Theme. Written as a challenge on SBRL Y!Group.

I am going to be friends with the littlest Weasel if I die trying. Why? Because, this is something that has never (to the best of my knowledge) been attempted before. Civil interaction between a Gryffindor and a Slytherin. Further more, between a Malfoy and a Weasley. I very much think that, were my father to know that I had this intention, he would be unhappy, to say the least. But honestly, I could care less. The very idea of doing something deemed impossible thrills me. What can I say? I’m a rebel.

The (of course) humourous tale of four friends in their fifth year at Hogwarts and how they live at school with the invention of the all new Marauder's Map. Just what will they do first?

Finally, It Has Arrived! The sequel to Do It With A Mystery.``Set before Do It With A Mystery, how did the relationship begin? Includes five strange people and some crazed dreams.``WARNING: Crabbe and Goyle Cherubs found within.

There’s one thing little Harry wants from Santa Claus more than anything else: a little sister or brother. Remus and Severus tell the boy not to be disappointed, but in the end, they can hardly do anything but believe.

Like nearly everything in Harry Potter's life, even taking a shower is a doom-laden, disturbing experience, accompanied by dark thoughts and scenes which nightmares are made of. Cold water in the magical world seems to have unexpected side effects...

Draco goes in for a facial, looking for relaxation, and comes out with something more.

Inspired by the question "Would Draco Polyjuice himself into Ron just to see Hermione? Or Hermione into Pansy?" So is that girl Pansy? --or Hermione? And why is Ron acting so strange? And why are Ron and Pansy making out? Read on and find out! warning: *Two unfortunate Hogwarts students were harmed in the making of this story*

*LOOK HERE* GREAT!!! Now that I have your attention, I will weave you a tale... the tale of a certain bushy-haired gryffindor and a suave slytherin... what starts as a screamfest for the prefects' bathroom might turn into something more....

A night of mischief for first-years Fred and George turns into one of discovery, and adventure ensues. What will they get up to as they begin to tap into the map's secrets? Loosely based on a certain scenario alluded to in PoA.

"Draco, impregnate me now!"

Remus has been sent to infiltrate Greyback's camp, and it isn't long before he realizes: Something's missing. Something important. What could it be? Who can help him in his hour of need...Or, rather, who WILL help him?

Narcissa Black feels she's the most tortured soul on the face of the Earth. Dealing with perverted freaks like her cousin, Sirius, and his elite group of friends; wondering what's up with her young, odd Potions professor; trying to keep herself from asking Severus Snape what his problem is; warding off Mister-Everything Lucius Malfoy; and keeping her eyes in her head around Laken Poff. What could be worse? Falling in love with a certain werewolf...

Hermione still corresponds with Viktor, as Ron well knows. But those letters contain things Ron never expected. A piece of R/Hr fluff, featuring a slightly gay Viktor Krum.

Another small sequel to Past Present, which takes place chronologically between Past Present and Waiting. After fifth year ends, Viktor is spending part of the summer in the Granger household. Problem is, even the most innocent questions can be hard to answer when you’re a wizard trying to pass yourself off as a Muggle. A short fic featuring a curious neighbor, uncomfortable questions galore, some double-edged answers and a very temperamental toaster.

Hermione dictates a confession that tells all about Harry's secret kilt obsession. Warning, pants jokes ahead. (That's jokes about pants, not jokes that are pants.)

In Harry Potter's Seventh year there's a new DADA teacher. As usual, Severus Snape is angry, and the teacher is weird. And Dumbledore is an old yittish woman called the Matchmaker. (Figuratively speaking.) Appearances by Neville and Remus.

Peter has a girlfriend, and goodness only knows why, but she wants to go a bit further. But ickle Petie wasn't taught the Facts of Life yet, so it's up to the Marauders to explain some things to him. And they will. Oh, yes they will.

Ron thinks he's going to sweep Hermione off her feet. Hermione thinks Ron's got another thing coming. The Room of Requirement thinks they both could use a clue.

Harry Potter... depressed? Draco Malfoy... depressed? And a therapist seems to think that their problems are related. Slash.

"Who died and made you Elvis?"

I'm starting to get used to you now. You're always here, poking through my things. This time a few scary things happen, and I visit the Weasleys. THAT was scary. Not the scariest, though, not by a looo-oong way. I have a cute hair day, and I do Christmas. I don't do Christmas well. Oh well, I'm sure I'll survive. Have a nice day. --Draco

A Marauders story that includes pink hair, frilly dresses, revenge on evil Slytherins, Truth or Dare and much much more... Later chapters will contain some matchmaking... Or at least, a Sirius attempt at matchmaking! Rated for some swearing and just in case...

Harry is lost in a world without Voldemort. His reckless behavior gets him kidnapped by his old school nemesis, with surprising results. Non-graphic slash, rated R for language. Features temper tantrums, gender confusion, prostitution, torture, bad mental images, and death by household appliances.

While Harry and Hermione are staying at the Burrow, Mr. Weasley comes home with two telephones. Harry and Hermione attempt to show him how to use them.

Will Harry and Severus put their difference aside long enough to grant Remus his Christmas wish? Yes and no.

In this wild world of fanfiction, Fred and George are up to their usual tricks, Ron and Hermione are FINALLY together, and Harry is, well...Harry! Warning: Extreme laughter. May cause seizures.

When Moreta, Goddess of Literature, looks at some of the Harry Potter fanfiction available online, she is far from happy. Slash? Crossovers? Mpreg? Just-developed-phenomenal-cosmic-powers-and-turned-into-an-absolute-hunk-overnight Harry? Oh, it's all just so wrong.

Ginny Weasley is in her fourth year. It is known that she has a bit of a crush on Harry, but what's become of it now? And how does Harry feel? Includes lyrics to "Les Miserables", diary entries, and confusion among the characters.

When Arthur and Molly leave for St. Mungo's to have their seventh child, Bill is left in charge of the Burrow. Surely, only so much can go wrong when the oldest Weasley is left in charge....

Draco's in denial. Ginny's in love. After a steamy``broom-cupboard romance, what will become of them both? Will Draco revert to his evil (and devilishly charming) self? What’ll Ginny do if she can't have that certain sex-god of a Slytherin?``Will Draco achieve his new and improved goals, including:``9. Win Witch Weekly’s Most Charming Smile Award, and knock that smarmy bastard Lockhart off his pedestal.``Can Ginny get Ron to admit that he has a major jones for Hermy? And if she can – what will Hermione do about it?``But most importantly, if Ginny and Draco DO get together… will Blaise Zabini cry?``Read their diaries (along with some very inappropriate poetry), side by side, day by day.

Crossover? Parody? Fanfic? All of the above? When Hogwarts meets The Colbert Report, anything goes!

As the Quidditch Championship game approaches, the teachers in the staff room sit around being competitive, tense, or -in the rare case of Remus Lupin- placidly amused and content. For once, the problem person at Hogwarts is not the DADA teacher, and everyone is very happy about it... except Snape. Of course, we can't count him because he's rarely ever happy about anything that everyone else in the staff is happy about. Rated R for horror and sexual content- no, I'm kidding. This is a child safe story, ladies and gentlemen.

Secrets are revealed, friends are made and Harry Potter's daughter goes to Hogwarts a little late!

Draco Malfoy wants to become the most perfect prefect in Hogwarts history. His only source for help? An annoying Gryffindor who's much more perfect than Malfoy thinks. How does the rigorous training work for Malfoy, though?

Draco's friends torment him using their own remixed version of The Little Mermaid's "Kiss the Girl." Chaos ensues.

All wars are fought for a reason, whether honourable or ignoble. This one started over an umbrella...

Harry was always going to be victorious. [Harry/Draco]

Hermione has been feeling the biting pain that is being shunned by your best friends. After turning in the Firebolt, Ron and Harry have abandoned her, leaving her to her misery. Having figured out Lupin's secret, can Hermione open up and trust a teacher... and a werewolf... with her secrets?

Draco and Hermione play a dangerous game of 'what if'. Winner at the Firewhiskey funny fic challenge for July!

A very long comedy. Will Harry ever get back his identity stolen by his evil twin? Will Voldemort ever get into the Lava Lamp club? Will the evil chipmunk stop Harry's quest?Why did Percy eat the Book of the Dead? Will Dudley ever find love?

Lavender and Parvati find a strange bunny on Hogwarts grounds that makes all kinds of mad-cap schemes come true. When they realize what is creating the chaos, they call in the one person they know they could count on... Professor Trelawney. Will the Divination Professor, Lavender and Parvati be able to save the school? Expect to see Mary Sue babysitting kid!Snape, Dumbledore, and McGonagall, Loving Harry and has no idea why!Draco, The Next Dark Lord! Hermione, and of course, Player!Neville.

Revenge is a dish best tasted cold. Sequel to Tiny Bubbles. Snape strikes back.

Ginny decides to reform a rake as research for her decided career as a romance novelist. She settles on the Slytherin Sex God.

Once upon a time there was a group of individuals more powerful than the average person. They decided to form a band of which the likes had never been seen. Fabulous secret powers were revealed to them the day that held aloft their magic wands and said, "By the power of Cheese Monkeys, I am Mary Sue!" ``And then Albus Dumbledore and the rest of the canon characters chucked 'em out of the school.

'All through my life there has been one thing lacking. I’ve had money, broomsticks, an education, food on my plate, parents. There’s been one teensy weensy thing missing. Friendship-love.' Draco Malfoy is a bit depressed and has a conversation with himself. Ginny Weasley has Quidditch trouble. Can anyone guess why Ron gets so mad?

Harry's been behaving very strangely. Hermione comes up with several theories, and a few interesting plans, but is she missing the point? And Ron's far too clueless to be any real use, isn't he?

What happens when you mix Monty Python's The Search for the Holy Grail and Harry Potter? A lot of scary plotlines, and a lot of fun!

(Formerly known as Baby? What Baby?) Hermione Granger gives birth to a boy (she thinks). Some people know, but her friends do not. See her try to survive the absolute insanity and danger of Hogwarts with a baby to "take care of." Definitely not canon-compliant. CAUTION: This story contains language, crude humor, sexual references, and a crazy old man.

Ever wonder what went on in the Marauder's heads after they pranked, while they studied, at random parts of the day? Yes, you see what I'm getting at. All those crazy thoughts in drabble form. Short, sweet, and funny - just like them. Except for sweet.

(DM/GW) Ginny, Draco, a rainy day, and three little words. Short and sweet, leaning toward the fluffy side.

Draco's been known to stretch the truth, but this time he goes too far: the whole school thinks he's dating Harry Potter. Harry tries to quash the rumors, Hermione counsels him on his sexuality, and Harry Potter might just have the teeniest crush on Draco Malfoy.

Voldemort has been defeated for a second time. Draco Malfoy is miserable and on the run. Can Draco fix the problem by stopping the first fall? Or are there unintended consequences? And what does dancing have to do with any of this?

What happens when the Marauders “take notes” during History of Magic class?

Ginny has accidentally turned in a diary entry of hers to… Professor Snape. Now how will she get out of this predicament? What grade is she going to get? But most of all what was going to happen when he calls her into his office? And what is going on in the Professor's mind?

Tom Riddle is in his sixth year at Hogwarts and he has made plans to hold his power over the school. But the presence of Moaning Myrtle is disrupting everything and her actions are beginning to set Tom off his guard, in more ways than one.

A freakish day at the carnival gives new meaning to the phrase "two heads are better than one." Can Harry and Draco weather through their twist of fate with all four ears intact?

Lily gets her diary stolen accidentally by James, but what happens when he reads it? Will he be forgiven? Will they get together?

Salem Univeristy is the most experienced university in the branches of Numerology and Astrology. Very few people have the privilege to attend it. Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger and Blaise Zabini are the only three students in their year who got admitted. In a place where money doesn't matter, where you can never know enough, where you pass from being a shadow to being inexistent, the three young adults find themselves obliged to establish a fragile friendship, which leads them to the discovery that maybe this relationship is just what they needed to be complete. HG/BZ DM/GW

Well this is a toughy. This is very hard to explain because, well it's Mokey. Lots of weirdness involved, you think it's normal? Well it's not! Next chapter will be better. Unless no one reviews and then no more chapters! Lots of Britney, Justin, and Joey goodness. ESPECIALLY MOKEY! (he's new!)

Hermione and Draco are...drumroll, please!...Head Boy and Head Girl.

It's the best feeling in the world, our palms sweaty, your breathing erratic, but then you pick up that black and white electric guitar and nothing else seems to matter.

The war is finally over and two veterans meet again…for the very first time. RW/SS

Snape finally gets the slappin he deserves.

"Number 12 Grimmauld Place was silent. However, as the Fates saw, Christmas was not going to be a quiet affair." DHr, HG, Oneshot.

Tom Riddle's careers advice session.

Reg says diaries are for girls, but he doesn't know what he's talking about. First of all, girls can't write, everybody knows that (except Regulus, but what does he know?), and second, this isn't a diary. It's a journal. That's something totally different. A journal of my super-cool life--This is the very first sentence Sirius Black writes in his Diary/journal in his first year at Hogwarts. Other years will follow.

A story about love and rum! Think your evening was bad? Have you ever seen one at Hogwarts after the drinks are passed around?

What happened to Percy after Minister Fudge sent him to owl the Daily Prophet about 'Dumbledore's Army'? And what happens when he bumps into a certain pair of brothers?

The sequel to "I Suck at Letters, Love Ron"! Hermione is stuck in her hotel room in France with a nasty summer cold. So when she gets Ron's rather messy letter, she is ecstatic and shocked by the state of it. However, this doesn't dismay her from writing a long letter as usual. But she must get back to work quickly or she might start having Ron-Withdraws. A day in Hermione's life is never easy. Second installment to my new Summer Letters series!

Let's face it: Snape is nasty to his students, especially if they are unlucky enough to be in Gryffindor. And what do the parents do? Meet Frances Spencer, Muggle mum of a Gryffindor first-year, facing the challenge of unfair teachers and the wizarding postal service...

Once again, Albus Dumbledore takes the fall for the Wizarding World.

"Saving the world before bedtime, it's...the Harrypuff Kids!" The dreaded Harry Potter/Powerpuff Girls crossover with Mayor!Dumbledore and MojoJojo!Voldemort.

Hermione anxiously awaits her O.W.L. results but gets an unexpected surprise instead.

Lately, Hermione's sanity has been more unbalanced than a hippopotamus on a unicycle. Guess which Slytherin is to blame for that?

So, this is from the point of view of Lockhart's Mirror!! :) Poor thing, you know it gets used a lot!

Ron has played one too many practical jokes on his sister. Ginny's revenge is oh so sweet.

Draco plays Quiddich, Ginny falls over. (D/G)

Since Ginny’s Grams told her that the way to a man’s heart was through his stomach, Ginny has been constantly baking for Harry Potter, with some unexpected results. Harry/Ginny.

Sev is becoming increasingly drunk and he relates to his lover the story of the day he died. All in first person.

Tonks visits Remus when he's sick with her basket of goodies. Will she find the big, bad wolf or perhaps Prince Charming?

Voldemort pays a visit to Harry but ends up flirting shamelessly with Aunt Petunia! Honestly, carrying on like a couple of teenagers....

Ron loves Hermione, and Hermione loves Ron. Simple, right? WRONG!! Ron's turned it into a game and Hermione is not going down withough a fight. But will they admit their love for each other before it is too late? Will they Surrender to their emotions? And Ginny has been given a great opportunity. but now she has to learn everything from fifth year and sixth year in about six months. Can she do it? And there is another. Someone with a secret. A secret that would ruin. A secret that another will exploit for their own ends. RW/HG, HP/GW, plus hints of other ships.

A tragedy occurs and an American witch is forced to transfer to Hogwarts, where she meets Lily Thompson, James Potter, and the gang...but everyone is hiding something...(which is why Lily has a fake last name...) Read to find out. Will be oc/oc, l/j, s/oc. Humor, drama, and romance....please R/R!!!

In which James and Lily get married, Sirius gets maudlin, Remus gets put-upon and everyone gets drunk.