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Ginny is besotted with a certain boy until someone opens her eyes and shows her there's more to life than obsessing over the unattainable...

Guess who's having a Wandpoint Wedding? Due to faulty Contraceptive Potion, someone finds herself knocked up, and her significant other wants to "make an honest woman out of her." Unfortunately, there are several major obstacles between them and the altar. Two-days-earlier prequel to "Wardens of Wizardkind."

An unlikely Romeo and Juliet story where Draco Malfoy and Ginny Weasley face enormous opposition to their secret romance. Only Harry Potter as Friar Laurence can save their relationship but will he be willing to?

These are the secret diaries of some of our favorite Goblet of Fire characters, recounting their time at Hogwarts up until the First Task. It is a slight parody of GOF and Bridget Jones.

Fleur goes to Hogwarts for her final year of magical schooling to pursue her love for Harry, only to find out that he already loves Cho. On a jealous spying search to find out some dirty information about Cho, Fleur finds out more than she bargained for. Only Ron seems to believe her. Read on to find out more...

Harry finds out the hard way that change can be a good thing. H/Hr.

A witch, her wizard, a special supper, an argument... and then?

A short and pointless verbal tussle between Draco and Hermione.

He let his eyes fall shut and said a silent prayer that when he woke up Malfoy would be dead like he was supposed to be, or at least sane and embarrassing shrieks would not have happened and maybe the room wouldn't spin quite so much.

Draco pulls out all the stops for his second date with Ron. Harry is unsure whether some of those stops might not have been better off left pushed in. Slashy banter ensues. Sequel to "The Queen Who Lived" and hovering between AT and Riddikulus.

A simple, plotless little fic in the Seinfeldian style, featuring Harry, Luna, Ron and Hermione trying their hand at a famous Muggle pastime...

George needs help from the brightest witch in her year. How far is he willing to go for some assistance?

When Draco mistakes Seamus's cellphone for his, he starts receiving mysterious messages from a certain Gryffindor that weren't meant for his eyes. Harry is smitten with the Slytherin Prince, but dares not yet to act upon it.

The internet comes to Hogwarts as a Muggle Studies project, but quickly spreads to the other students. Ginny meets someone called Dragontamer in the Quidditch chat room, and they team up to deliver verbal smack downs to anyone who dare oppose them, mainly Ernie Macmillian. When she finds out who her sparring partner is, what will her reaction be?

The Death Eaters have to decide what to get Voldemort for Christmas. Things happen. **Winner of the 2007 Phoenix Rising 'Mistletoe and Mayhem' Challenge!**

If you think you've got what it takes you work for the self-proclaimed evilest Dark Wizard in the history, read this story and think twice. It will serve as a guideline for all you need to know if you want to be a Death Eater (there is a quiz that you can do and it'll tell you!!).

Draco's about to find out what his animagus form is.

ONE-SHOT. When Hermione invites Ron, Ginny, and Harry to her house for the weekend to attend a Muggle Carnival, surprises occur. How will four teens forced to deal with adult problems handle suddenly being allowed to act like kids? Originally written for the SIYE summer challenge.

Thanks to an insult, Ginny's life will never be the same again. She finds that lovely things can be hidden in not-so-lovely packages. Ginny/Draco.

Hermione is kidnapped... Again! This time by the cousin of Draco Malfoy! It is now that Hermione wakes to find herself in a dark room. It is cold and the ropes on her wrists and ankles hurt. She sighs. Not again, she thinks. ``She begins to look around for the one guilty of kidnapping her. He isn’t around. Odd. No matter, Hermione thinks. He’ll be back soon. He’s probably out getting a cappuccino or something.

Sequel to 'A Whole New Chapter'. Now the Potters and the Weasleys have children, as do the Malfoys, so what's the next step? Why, adventures for all, of course! Read on to venture into a world free from Voldemort and his minions, into a world that no one has ever ventured into before: the life of children born through heroes. In this chapter: Meet the family, and watch as bets are made, fights are started, and Quidditch is discussed galore.

The Order has caught Bellatrix Lestrange. Now they are debating on whether to hand her over to the Ministry when her two sisters step in... and decide on a trade.

Ginny, Harry, Hermione, and Ron are all writing in their journals seventh year. It's a good thing, too, because amongst Hermione and Ron's drama and Harry and Ginny's fluffiness, there's some darned funny stuff going on.

'Yes, it's quite obvious that you are fascinated - enamored - by her, more than you hate her. And it's not just that she's beautiful and talented and so kind to everyone who's not you, it's that she's forbidden.' Random DG story (TBC) over a Quidditch game.

Hermione has some 'girl talk' with Lavender and Parvati. The conversation reveals more than Hermione would have liked, and she yells at the two girls. This prompts Harry and Ginny to remember another time when this normally staid girl shouted in the middle of the common room. R/Hr, H/G

Hermione just wants to be left alone. Not going to happen.

Ron is terrified to tell Molly about his relationship with Harry, and drops hints that fail dismally... Full challenge wording at the end of the fic. Written for the hprwfqf on Insane Journal.

Harry is shopping for Christmas. Again. (H/D)

This is the true story of seven, not-so-much strangers, chosen to live together in a house, and not kill each other. This is the Real Wizarding World--London.

A third part to my Caught In The Act series. Snape hears the Gryffindors doing... things, and can't help but take action.

Snape is on the edge of blowing his cover when a job for Voldemort goes wrong. This is a two chapter story which continues the Snape and McGonagall series.

Twelve people get a rather threatening letter to be in the Room of Requirement--or else. So when they do go in, they read a book. A 'Sue story that will most likely scar them for life.

It all begins the summer after Ron's fifth year at Hogwarts. Ron & the Weasley Twins meet two hyper-active witches by the names of Audra & Meghan who also attend Hogwarts. As the book unfolds, the reader becomes aware of the fact that these two young witches would become key to unlocking a world full of mysteries and mischief at the school. The question remains: is Hogwarts prepared for all the truths they have to offer?

Two students visit Madam Pomfrey with an embarrassing problem. The cure may possibly be worse than the disease.

James is barely making it through work one day when a pregnant Lily decides to pick up an extra ingredient for their dinner that evening.

Draco Malfoy, the ever cunning Slytherin, is living up to his name. The annoying Golden Trio (Potty, Weasel and Mudblood) are going down!

Sometimes, a married man just has to admit to himself how much he longs for little boys.

As soon as Draco woke up, he knew it was going to be one of those days where the whole world is out to get you. But can a bad day lead to an extraordinary turn of events? Wondefully OOC. Not as cliche as is sounds; features Showtune!Blaise and Leatherpants!Draco.

London, 1918: between Flamel, Alchemy, and working for Ministry Intelligence Albus Dumbledore has never had time to fall in love and stay in love. What happens when he runs into a shy Muggle girl, and why won't his fascination end?

Maths like it's taught in Muggle schools is useless, isn't it? In this matter, both Ron and his son Nick think alike. Unfortunately, they have to complete Nick's maths homework together - but luckily there's always some help around.

Back by popular demand! Those fangirls, never giving Hermione peace about their captured hotties. She has (reluctantly) written another book on how to care for a Hogwarts hottie, this one on the ever popular Draco Malfoy.

Books, Potions, house-elves, intrigue, romance novels, Hermione, Draco, and not a love story...

Sirius and Severus are having a fight, thus disturbing the other Order members. They're sent to an abandoned study to deal with each other, and, unknown to them, Remus is set to watch them.``Unfortunately to the poor werewolf, the fight was just an act. Therefore, Remus meets a sight he'd rather avoid... But, at least the Order now knows what really goes on between the two.``SLASH SS/SB.

Ron's just received a Valentine's Day card from an unknown admirer. Uh-oh.

While packing for another long year at Hogwarts, Fredrick J. Weasley reminiscences about his family and all of their little quirks. Interested in seeing what Fred really thinks about his siblings? Oh, be afraid . . . be very afraid . . .

When Lily spends her afternoon studying in the library for the upcoming O.W.L.s, she never expects to overhear the Marauders put the finishing touches on their greatest achievement…The Marauder’s Map.

The Hogwarts staff has, once again, gathered to eat lunch. Once again, they are tormented by a horror-inspiring DADA teacher. This man makes the Basilisk look like a giant, murderous snake. Well, anyway, it's the sicho-romantic of Hogwarts, the incompetent, over-confident GILDROY LOCKHART! (Featuring a cameo by Dumbledore.)

A comedy about Harry and his broomstick. This experience is not necessarily any 'normal' ride around the pitch.

Ron’s plan to break up Harry and Draco went well until he heard a peculiar noise in one of those unused classrooms…

What's the best thing to do after a year of nonstop studying? Going on vacation, of course!

Fred Weasley has finally found the one...the light of his life, the only girl who understands him. Draco Malfoy feels the same way...about the same girl. One is true love, the other is lust...but will Devian be able to distinguish between the two?

Just as Voldemort finds a way to attack Hogwarts and overcome Dumbledore, Harry finds that he has even bigger problems. Snarry humour.

Thirteen-year-old Draco Malfoy has recently become a junior Death Eater, but certain events that befall him after a Floo accident and involve a certain person with messy dark hair and spectacles make him regret it. An AU story.

Remus Lupin has problems. He's a wizard. He's a werewolf. He's somehow got himself very, very lost. And he's just been arrested by the Ankh-Morpork City Watch. Things can only get worse...

You know all those fanfics about a certain greasy-haired so-and-so growing a soul when he meets his long-lost-child? MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

PREQUEL to 'A Guide to Happiness' - after a little bit of a ****-up in potions, Sirius finds out a few things about Remus - like just how much he loves chocolate cake...````Non-Graphic Slash Theme. Written as a challenge on SBRL Y!Group.

I am going to be friends with the littlest Weasel if I die trying. Why? Because, this is something that has never (to the best of my knowledge) been attempted before. Civil interaction between a Gryffindor and a Slytherin. Further more, between a Malfoy and a Weasley. I very much think that, were my father to know that I had this intention, he would be unhappy, to say the least. But honestly, I could care less. The very idea of doing something deemed impossible thrills me. What can I say? I’m a rebel.

The (of course) humourous tale of four friends in their fifth year at Hogwarts and how they live at school with the invention of the all new Marauder's Map. Just what will they do first?

Finally, It Has Arrived! The sequel to Do It With A Mystery.``Set before Do It With A Mystery, how did the relationship begin? Includes five strange people and some crazed dreams.``WARNING: Crabbe and Goyle Cherubs found within.

There’s one thing little Harry wants from Santa Claus more than anything else: a little sister or brother. Remus and Severus tell the boy not to be disappointed, but in the end, they can hardly do anything but believe.

Like nearly everything in Harry Potter's life, even taking a shower is a doom-laden, disturbing experience, accompanied by dark thoughts and scenes which nightmares are made of. Cold water in the magical world seems to have unexpected side effects...

Draco goes in for a facial, looking for relaxation, and comes out with something more.

*LOOK HERE* GREAT!!! Now that I have your attention, I will weave you a tale... the tale of a certain bushy-haired gryffindor and a suave slytherin... what starts as a screamfest for the prefects' bathroom might turn into something more....

A night of mischief for first-years Fred and George turns into one of discovery, and adventure ensues. What will they get up to as they begin to tap into the map's secrets? Loosely based on a certain scenario alluded to in PoA.

Inspired by the question "Would Draco Polyjuice himself into Ron just to see Hermione? Or Hermione into Pansy?" So is that girl Pansy? --or Hermione? And why is Ron acting so strange? And why are Ron and Pansy making out? Read on and find out! warning: *Two unfortunate Hogwarts students were harmed in the making of this story*

"Draco, impregnate me now!"

Remus has been sent to infiltrate Greyback's camp, and it isn't long before he realizes: Something's missing. Something important. What could it be? Who can help him in his hour of need...Or, rather, who WILL help him?

Hermione still corresponds with Viktor, as Ron well knows. But those letters contain things Ron never expected. A piece of R/Hr fluff, featuring a slightly gay Viktor Krum.

Narcissa Black feels she's the most tortured soul on the face of the Earth. Dealing with perverted freaks like her cousin, Sirius, and his elite group of friends; wondering what's up with her young, odd Potions professor; trying to keep herself from asking Severus Snape what his problem is; warding off Mister-Everything Lucius Malfoy; and keeping her eyes in her head around Laken Poff. What could be worse? Falling in love with a certain werewolf...

Another small sequel to Past Present, which takes place chronologically between Past Present and Waiting. After fifth year ends, Viktor is spending part of the summer in the Granger household. Problem is, even the most innocent questions can be hard to answer when you’re a wizard trying to pass yourself off as a Muggle. A short fic featuring a curious neighbor, uncomfortable questions galore, some double-edged answers and a very temperamental toaster.

Hermione dictates a confession that tells all about Harry's secret kilt obsession. Warning, pants jokes ahead. (That's jokes about pants, not jokes that are pants.)

In Harry Potter's Seventh year there's a new DADA teacher. As usual, Severus Snape is angry, and the teacher is weird. And Dumbledore is an old yittish woman called the Matchmaker. (Figuratively speaking.) Appearances by Neville and Remus.

Ron thinks he's going to sweep Hermione off her feet. Hermione thinks Ron's got another thing coming. The Room of Requirement thinks they both could use a clue.

"Who died and made you Elvis?"

Peter has a girlfriend, and goodness only knows why, but she wants to go a bit further. But ickle Petie wasn't taught the Facts of Life yet, so it's up to the Marauders to explain some things to him. And they will. Oh, yes they will.

Harry Potter... depressed? Draco Malfoy... depressed? And a therapist seems to think that their problems are related. Slash.

I'm starting to get used to you now. You're always here, poking through my things. This time a few scary things happen, and I visit the Weasleys. THAT was scary. Not the scariest, though, not by a looo-oong way. I have a cute hair day, and I do Christmas. I don't do Christmas well. Oh well, I'm sure I'll survive. Have a nice day. --Draco

A Marauders story that includes pink hair, frilly dresses, revenge on evil Slytherins, Truth or Dare and much much more... Later chapters will contain some matchmaking... Or at least, a Sirius attempt at matchmaking! Rated for some swearing and just in case...

Harry is lost in a world without Voldemort. His reckless behavior gets him kidnapped by his old school nemesis, with surprising results. Non-graphic slash, rated R for language. Features temper tantrums, gender confusion, prostitution, torture, bad mental images, and death by household appliances.

Will Harry and Severus put their difference aside long enough to grant Remus his Christmas wish? Yes and no.

While Harry and Hermione are staying at the Burrow, Mr. Weasley comes home with two telephones. Harry and Hermione attempt to show him how to use them.

In this wild world of fanfiction, Fred and George are up to their usual tricks, Ron and Hermione are FINALLY together, and Harry is, well...Harry! Warning: Extreme laughter. May cause seizures.

Ginny Weasley is in her fourth year. It is known that she has a bit of a crush on Harry, but what's become of it now? And how does Harry feel? Includes lyrics to "Les Miserables", diary entries, and confusion among the characters.

When Moreta, Goddess of Literature, looks at some of the Harry Potter fanfiction available online, she is far from happy. Slash? Crossovers? Mpreg? Just-developed-phenomenal-cosmic-powers-and-turned-into-an-absolute-hunk-overnight Harry? Oh, it's all just so wrong.

When Arthur and Molly leave for St. Mungo's to have their seventh child, Bill is left in charge of the Burrow. Surely, only so much can go wrong when the oldest Weasley is left in charge....

Draco's in denial. Ginny's in love. After a steamy``broom-cupboard romance, what will become of them both? Will Draco revert to his evil (and devilishly charming) self? What’ll Ginny do if she can't have that certain sex-god of a Slytherin?``Will Draco achieve his new and improved goals, including:``9. Win Witch Weekly’s Most Charming Smile Award, and knock that smarmy bastard Lockhart off his pedestal.``Can Ginny get Ron to admit that he has a major jones for Hermy? And if she can – what will Hermione do about it?``But most importantly, if Ginny and Draco DO get together… will Blaise Zabini cry?``Read their diaries (along with some very inappropriate poetry), side by side, day by day.

As the Quidditch Championship game approaches, the teachers in the staff room sit around being competitive, tense, or -in the rare case of Remus Lupin- placidly amused and content. For once, the problem person at Hogwarts is not the DADA teacher, and everyone is very happy about it... except Snape. Of course, we can't count him because he's rarely ever happy about anything that everyone else in the staff is happy about. Rated R for horror and sexual content- no, I'm kidding. This is a child safe story, ladies and gentlemen.

Secrets are revealed, friends are made and Harry Potter's daughter goes to Hogwarts a little late!

Crossover? Parody? Fanfic? All of the above? When Hogwarts meets The Colbert Report, anything goes!

Draco Malfoy wants to become the most perfect prefect in Hogwarts history. His only source for help? An annoying Gryffindor who's much more perfect than Malfoy thinks. How does the rigorous training work for Malfoy, though?

Draco's friends torment him using their own remixed version of The Little Mermaid's "Kiss the Girl." Chaos ensues.

Draco and Hermione play a dangerous game of 'what if'. Winner at the Firewhiskey funny fic challenge for July!

Hermione has been feeling the biting pain that is being shunned by your best friends. After turning in the Firebolt, Ron and Harry have abandoned her, leaving her to her misery. Having figured out Lupin's secret, can Hermione open up and trust a teacher... and a werewolf... with her secrets?

Harry was always going to be victorious. [Harry/Draco]

All wars are fought for a reason, whether honourable or ignoble. This one started over an umbrella...

Lavender and Parvati find a strange bunny on Hogwarts grounds that makes all kinds of mad-cap schemes come true. When they realize what is creating the chaos, they call in the one person they know they could count on... Professor Trelawney. Will the Divination Professor, Lavender and Parvati be able to save the school? Expect to see Mary Sue babysitting kid!Snape, Dumbledore, and McGonagall, Loving Harry and has no idea why!Draco, The Next Dark Lord! Hermione, and of course, Player!Neville.

A very long comedy. Will Harry ever get back his identity stolen by his evil twin? Will Voldemort ever get into the Lava Lamp club? Will the evil chipmunk stop Harry's quest?Why did Percy eat the Book of the Dead? Will Dudley ever find love?

Ginny decides to reform a rake as research for her decided career as a romance novelist. She settles on the Slytherin Sex God.

Revenge is a dish best tasted cold. Sequel to Tiny Bubbles. Snape strikes back.

Once upon a time there was a group of individuals more powerful than the average person. They decided to form a band of which the likes had never been seen. Fabulous secret powers were revealed to them the day that held aloft their magic wands and said, "By the power of Cheese Monkeys, I am Mary Sue!" ``And then Albus Dumbledore and the rest of the canon characters chucked 'em out of the school.